How I[M] banged a douchebags wife[F] to spite him

There’s a ton of context in this one, sorry, if you wanna skip to the juicy stuff then scroll down to the *-

This was a couple years ago, I was 23, I was working at a retail store in my small home town for a summer, and a friend of my parents walk in. We’ll call him Bob. I’ve known Bob for as long as I’ve been alive, he was my neighbor, his wife would baby sit me, and he had 3 kids all around my age so I would be over at his place all the time. Anyways, Bob walks in to my store and I decide to hook him up because he’s a really good family friend, and he was always treated us like family. I hook him up with my employee discount and he’s off to work on his project.

Fast forward a couple days and I get a text from him saying that he wants to buy me a beer as a thank you. I accept and he picks me up and we head to the local watering hole. It was around 6pm, and happy hour so it was packed with all of his work buddies that I also knew, along with his and their families.

After about an hour, Bob’s brother, Mike, comes over to our table. I never liked Mike. I always thought he was a stuck up asshole, who thought his shit doesn’t stink. Always talking down to people. My own parents didn’t even like him either. His kids, a boy and a girl who were a few years younger than me, were the same way, very arrogant and just thought they were hot shit. I have a story about the daughter though, but that’s for another time. Mikes wife, Eva, was also there, but was not an asshole. She was very down to earth, humble and had a nice sense of humor. She was in her 40s and looked like it, but she was beautiful and still fit. Tan skin, shoulder length black hair, not the most stacked woman I’ve been with, a little on the thinner side but I love all women’s body shapes and sizes so you won’t hear me complain. I had only met her a couple times prior to this so I didn’t remember her name at the time.

Mike and Eva both come to our table to say hi, Mike ignores me and talks to his brother, while Eva comes straight to me. She immediately puts her hand on my back and asks if I remember her. I replied honestly and said that I didn’t and she playfully acted like she was offended. We laughed, she told me her name, I told her I would never forget it again and we just have a chat about what’s we were up to in our lives. Mike walks away but Eva finds a seat at our table as well as her daughter, Kayla, who was 18 and just graduated. I hadn’t seen Kayla in years, and she grew up to be a pretty cute girl, I knew she noticed me as well as I would catch her looking at me often, and trying to get my attention by talking loud and repeatedly mentioning her age and college. After a few minutes of listening to Kayla talk about how excited she is about college, I felt annoyed so I asked Eva what she’s been up to. I could tell it aggravated Kayla that I was trying to give her mother attention instead of her which I found funny.

Eva tells me about her new hobby, playing golf. She was a housewife because Mike made a lot of money. I say “oh, that’s cool, I was on the golf team and still play all the time ” and she replies “wow, maybe I can get some pointers sometime!” I tell her “of course! Whenever” and the whole tables conversation turns to golf, and we all plan a day to go play. We continue to chat and drink more.

After a few beers, I need to use the bathroom. At this point, everyone was feeling the buzz. It was rowdier in the bar, and everyone was having a good time. I walk into the bathroom and I see Mike at the urinal. I can tell he’s wasted as he’s slightly swaying back and forth. I walk up to the urinal next to him as there are only two, and I start to drain my dragon. He looks up at me since I’m a few inches taller than him, and asks what my name was as he couldn’t remember. I tell him and then he asks what I’ve been up to. I tell him, and then he asks about my dad. Now, he and my dad had a little falling out a few years before involving some land my dad owned. Mike wanted to hunt on my dads land and he did without asking, and trashed the place. Bullet casings, beer cans and tire marks like he went mudding everywhere. It caused my dad to never want to speak to him again.

Anyways, he looks up at me, cross eyed because he’s so hammered already, and asks about the land. I tell him that I’m staying there for a few months and the asshole has the nerve to ask “can I go hunt on it? You’re not gonna be a bitch like your dad, huh?” I already knew about what he did out there so I got pretty pissed. I think he noticed it upset me so he slaps my back, as I’m peeing, and tries to laugh it off. He says something else to me that was like “what’re you gonna do about it” or something like that and I couldn’t tell if he was serious or what. All I knew was that I already didn’t like him, and this little meeting made me hate him. Even if it was a joke, he never apologized to my dad for it. So I was pissed.

He stumbles out the bathroom and I stay to wash up. Im frustrated, I wanted to hit him but I also didn’t want to make a scene. I walk out and go back to our table. Bob orders some more beers and we continue chatting about summer plans. I turn to Eva, who looks like she’s feeling pretty good herself, and try to flirt a little bit. She bites and flirts a bit back. I’ve lost count of how many I’ve drank. I’m not drunk, but I’m close. I start to wonder how I’ll get home because I knew I shouldn’t even try to drive. I take my time drinking this last one, the sun is barely starting to set, but I think everyone’s ready to head out. After a few more minutes, Bob says to me “we’re takin the party to our house, wanna come?” I had to think about it, I was having a good time with them, but did I want to stick around a bunch of people older than me? I was pretty tired at that point so I tell him I’ll pass. I felt like just chillin and playing video games.

Everyone gets ready to leave, and I’m still sitting trying figure out how I’m getting home. Eva then comes to me and asks if I going to bobs. I say “nah, I kinda just wanna chill at home” and she says “ugh me too, I’m sick of all the men today” I kinda laugh, if it was any other woman, I would’ve invited her over right there, but she pretty much does it herself. “I can give you a ride” she says and I take the offer. Mike had already been driven home by Kayla, and Eva drove herself there in her nice bmw sedan. I tell Bob I got a ride, he says “great! We’ll see you around” and they just take off without asking anything.

*-Eva and I walk to her car and get in. On our way to my place, she asks if I’m seeing someone. I wasn’t in a serious relationship at the time, just hooking up with another milf from my last story every now and then, so I tell her no, I’m single. She starts to ask what I look for in a woman, and the alcohol kinda took over and I say “you know, someone like you” with a grin. I can tell she’s blushing and she says “wow, smooth talker! Save that for someone your own age” Older women have been way easier to flirt with in my experience. We giggle together a bit and we finally pull up to my place.

Just before I can say thanks for the ride, she asks if she can freshen up in my bathroom. Luckily it was clean so tell her it’s fine. I show her to the bathroom and I head to my kitchen for some water. After a few minutes I hear her call for me. I knock on the door and ask what’s wrong. She says wasn’t any towels in there so I went and got her one. “I’ll leave it outside the door” I said and she quickly replied “no come in it’s fine” so I walk in and she motions to tell me to just hang the towel up for her. My bathrooms kinda small so I had to squeeze past her to get to the towel hanger. Just brushing by her sent a small tingle to my dick. As I try to squeeze past her again on my way out, she turns around and stops me to ask how she looks. There’s barely any room between us and I can feel the tension. Almost like we were magnetized to each other. I say with a little stutter “you look great… yeah” and we kinda just stare at each other, looking at her lips. I knew what she was doing, what she wanted, so I went for it.

We share one long kiss, look back at eachother and kinda give the “are we doing this?” look just for a second and then we make out. I grab her ass and hips and pressed her crotch against mine. She wraps her arms around my shoulders and neck and brings me in closer. I lift her up so she’s sitting on the sink counter top. I’m moving my hips, grinding my hard dick on her pussy with our pants still on and then she tries to take off my shirt. I start unbuttoning her pants without removing my lips from hers. I slide her pants off and then I start to unbuckle my own pants as she takes her shirt off.

We’re both in our underwear, she’s still sitting on the sink, but she gets down to give me a quick blowjob just to lube up my dick a bit. She spits on it one last time and sits back on the counter. I move her black lace panties to the side and slide in. I could tell she was enjoying it right away as she was very expressional and breathed and moaned loudly. I wanted to savor this hot moment so I start off slowly with long, deep strokes, her panting with every pump. I pull her bra down to see nice, b cup titties with light brown nipples. I get a handful as I start to pump faster. After a few minutes I can tell she isn’t comfortable on the sink anymore so I pick her up and carry her to my bedroom without taking my dick out of her.

We get to my bed and immediately start fucking missionary. There’s something about an older woman with so much more knowledge and life experience than me, being an absolute slut for me, someone almost half her age. There’s nothing hotter. We flip over and I let her ride me some. She’s so wet you can hear it. She starts to get a little carried away, she’s sitting up, hands on my chest, and moving her hips in every direction almost frantically, I can tell she’s about to cum. She’s almost yelling at the top of her lungs “OH FUUUCK!” And clings her self to me, her head on my chest, quivering, and I slowly keep humping from the bottom.

We flip back to missionary, so I can kiss her some more and suck on her tits. I went slower this time as she was a little more sensitive to every stroke. After about ten minutes I finally cum inside her. She holds me tight, arms and legs wrapped around me, breathing heavy as I pump her full of my cum. We just laid there kissed for a few more minutes and just pillow talked. She says she should get going, and I agree. Everyone at bobs were probably wondering where she’s at. I watched her get dressed, then put on some shorts to walk her to the door. We exchanged phone numbers, made out and groped each other some more, then she left. Hair messy and a pussy full of cum.

Eva and I ended up having a lot of fun together for a bit. We’d have golf dates where’d she blow me right on the course, we even fucked out there a few times which was a lot of fun. We would show up at different times, and then we would wait at a further hole until one of us showed up and we’d “play”. It was a big course, and wasn’t all that busy so it was easy. We had a perfect spot where know one could see us before we saw them. It was behind some trees on a hill just off a tee box. She would wear a short skirt, with no panties underneath for ease of access, and she would just ride me as I sat in the golf cart. It was some of the hottest sex I ever had. I might go into more detail in another story someday.

This lasted about 4 months, and then she started to distance herself a bit from me. We went from meeting a couple times a week to just sending a text once a week or so. I kinda know where things were headed, and my might be crazy/stupid for this but I actually started hooking up with her daughter after I got a few dms from her. I never said anything to Eva about fucking her daughter, but I guess Kayla might’ve mentioned something because she stopped talking to me completely then. I was pretty bummed at first, I would rather have her than her daughter(she’s an absolute moron), but I knew it was already ending, and the big reason of course.. it was wrong.

I still talk to Kayla, just to humor her so we can hookup whenever since we live in the same college town. But not too recently I talked to her and she said Eva and Mike were split up. When I asked why, she just said they couldn’t stand each other anymore but who knows. Ive actually thought about connecting with her again but I don’t even live in the same town as her anymore and I’m moving further away soon. So I’ll just let it be. A part of me does hope we run into each other again one day though.

That’s it, hope y’all enjoyed. Let me know if you wanna read more. These are fun to write. Thanks!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/obp2xb/how_im_banged_a_douchebags_wifef_to_spite_him