no such thing as a wrong hole [MF] [anal] [oral] [anon]

You weren’t too tipsy yet. You’d only agreed to go to the bar with your girlfriends because it meant getting you out of the house for a bit. No plans to get smashed, but oh, that was changing quickly.

The anonymous man has his hand to the small of your back and the feeling of his warm touch seeping through your pencil skirt already has your clit at attention. Little tingles ping-pong through you, your cunt slippery with arousal.

Gently, you take him by the wrist. You lower his palm until he has a good handful of your left ass cheek and without hesitation, he squeezes. He steps closer to you, chuckles in your ear. “Naughty girl, aren’t we?” he husks.

“Yes, sir,” you answer honestly.

“Good. I like that.”

The walk to his place isn’t far. Only a couple blocks and then you’re at the steps of a nice looking brick-built apartment. His hand reluctantly slips away as he gets out his keys.

You’re glad you didn’t wear panties. The slick rub of your thighs only gets you hotter.

Inside, his hands are back on you in an instant. He gropes at your tits, squeezing, teasing your hard nipples when he finds them under your bra. You’re overdressed. You want skin on skin in all ways possible and you can’t wait to get to the bedroom for it. You lift your shirt above your head and toss it aside then quickly step out of your wedges.

“Love when they’re eager,” he remarks, watching you as though he’s getting a free show. (And he is.)You shuck off your skirt and your cunt is exposed, finally, finally. Even in the dimmed lighting of his living room, the shine of your wetness catches and he smiles, his tongue peeking out of the corner of his lips.

He stalks forward, grabs you tight by the hips, and forces you down on the couch. The first sensation is the cool leather on your back. The second is his mouth covering your cunt, lapping at you, both hands to your thighs so he can spread you wide.

A tremble rocks through you and you toss your head back. He sucks your swollen clit into his mouth with a practiced amount of pressure and you stiffen with a sharp moan. “Fuck, fuck.”He flicks his tongue back and forth over the head of your clit, licks a wide stripe down to your winking opening. He leans back like he’s about to stop, but surprises you with a wad of spit that runs down to your ass.

“Please,” you beg. Your fingers card through his hair and he looks up at you, his nose mashed against your pubic bone. Loud slurping, glistening around his mouth. His eyes are alit. “Please,” you try again, voice breaking, and this time, he relents.

His jeans are off in a flash, hard cock tenting the front of his boxers. You’d take a moment to appreciate his arousal, but you’re hot and ready, and there’s no way he’s willing to wait either. He pulls his cock out, cut and drooling precum, and you angle your hips up with anticipation. He rubs the head up and down over your clit and entrance, wet and warm.

The first thrust is like heaven, shooting electricity all the way to your heart. He fills you perfectly, your cunt accepting him with no friction, and he sits comfortably right below your cervix. Your arms and legs wrap around him and he sets a strong pace.

“Oh, fuck me,” you cry. Your eyes loll back when he reaches a hand down and uses his thumb to flick at your clit. “Right there. Oh shit, right there.”

His mouth is on yours, tongue pushing past your teeth, and you can taste yourself on him. Your cunt contracts with a spike of arousal and he grunts against you, pistoning harder. You rake your nails down your back and take him. Every couple of ruts, he knocks against your cervix and it aches sweetly inside you, wondering if he plans to unload in your womb.

This thought is interrupted when his cock slides too far out and exits you completely. You reach down between the both of you to align him again and he humps into your fist. You’re still trying to position things, but he’s mindless with lust and his cock head pushes into your asshole with ease.

“Fuck!” you yelp. “Wrong hole! Oh my god, wrong hole!”

He groans as your ass tightens around him. “Every hole is the right hole,” he growls, and he thrusts deeper, cock sliding into you with shocking ease.

You want him, but the stretch is intense, a slow burning as he plunges in and out of your unprepped ass. You’re not an anal virgin, but each time before this has been gentle and planned ahead.

Weirdly, the pain and surprise turn you on further. Your clit twitches with fierce want and your cunt is leaking down to your ass, to where his cock is spearing you. You hitch your hips up higher so your butt is off the couch and he wraps an arm around you to keep you there. He pounds away, plowing through your ass, making a loud, satisfying clapping sound as he claims you. You’re a moaning, writhing mess, your hair in your face, your thighs trembling like an earthquake.

You lick two fingers and rub your clit hard and fast, trying to match his thrusts, but failing. You can feel your cunt being stretched each time he pulls back to thrust in, wet and winking open, and if you were in a better position, you’d be fingering yourself.

“Fuck, baby,” he grunts. “Gonna pump you full.”

And he makes good on his promise. He slams into you two more times then stills, moaning deep in his throat, as he shoots a hot blast of cum all the way up into you. You can feel his cock twitching with each hard spurt, his balls drawn up tight as they’re drained. Your fingers keep swirling over your hard, pink clit, and before he can pull out, you cum with a high moan, almost a scream of pleasure. Your pussy and asshole contract, clamping on him like a vice, and he groans again, his spent cock sensitive, but fulfilled.

You’re sure to be sore tomorrow. And the girls will likely ask where you disappeared to.

But you’ve learned something tonight:

There’s definitely no such thing as a wrong hole.

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/oahyj2/no_such_thing_as_a_wrong_hole_mf_anal_oral_anon