So after a very nasty divorce I felt it was time to get social again and try to date again. I joined several online dating apps and after several attempts I made plans to date with this very attractive lady. Emily’s pictures were amazing and I was looking forward to seeing her in person. We made plans for me to pick her up @ 7 pm to go for dinner and then a comedy show afterwards.
I showed up to her building on time and rang her condo, Emily said she was running late and would be down in a few minutes and could I just wait downstairs, I said sure, no problem. After waiting for about 30 minutes I rang her condo to check in and Emily said she was almost ready, I said we are going to be tight for our dinner reservation. Well at 8 pm, she finally comes down and wow, she was a knock out! Emily was clearly a 10 out of 10 and I was smitten with her beauty. I jumped in my car and Emily just stood by my car not getting in. I reached over and ensured the door wasn’t locked and Emily said that I HAVE to hold the door for her. I got out of my car, went over to the passenger side and opened the door for her and she got in. She told me that she is lady and demands to be treated like a lady.
We went to the restaurant and I was suggesting maybe we don’t have an appetizer or dessert so we wouldn’t be late for the comedy show, Emily just smiled, but when the waitress came Emily ordered both an appetizer and main course, I was surprised, but tried to roll with it, I realized that the tickets I bought for the comedy show were going to be wasted.
The dinner conversation was very strained, it we didn’t have any common interests. We were at polar opposites on almost every topic and Emily was very judgmental. I was trying to move dinner along and wrap things up, it was a very painful meal. After the meal Emily said she wasn’t really interested in going to the comedy show ( wish she told me that prior to buying tickets). After we left the restaurant I just wanted to get her home and call the evening done, but Emily wanted to go for a walk around the park first. Argh!
It was about 10 pm and the walk was painful, we had nothing to talk about, nothin in common. About half way through our walk Emily stopped at a picnic table to rest. We tried to talk again and wow, it was a forced conversation. I lost my mind and bent over and gave her a kiss, it was quite electric. WOW, she was an amazing kisser. Emily smelt amazing, felt amazing and my brain / body came alive. My hands were all over her body very quickly, one minute I was looking forward to heading home and the next minute I wanted more of her. My brain was in overload and I had pulled her shirt our of her skirt and was running my hands over her back, Emily pulled my shirt up as well. I unhooked her bra and had her breasts in my mouth, Emily was moaning. I put my hands under her skirt and was she was very wet. I pulled her panties down and was fingering her and sucking on her breasts, she was moaning quite loudly. Emily squatted down and was sucking on my cock like a crazy women, it was unbelievable watching this “lady” slurping all over my cock. I got her to lay on the picnic table and had her skirt up and was busy eating her pussy and playing with her tits, Emily was moaning so loudly. After a few minutes I started to fuck her and the sounds from Emily was turning me on even more. Emily came at least twice more. I told her I was about to cum too and she wrapped her legs around me and told me to come in her and I did. Afterwards Emily and I started to get our clothes back on and she couldn’t find her panties though, I had them in my pocket :)
This was so freaking amazing, this was a lot of firsts for me, public sex, public blow job, people saw us and I was with a 10/10 gorgeous lady. I loved it. My mind was blown.
The crazy part, is we dated for 2 more years, even though we had nothing but sex in common. Going forward I learnt that she only like high risk sex, sex in public and sex that totally dominated her.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/nu2lqg/my_m_no_personality_girlfriend_f_of_2_years
This is exactly the kind of strange that I believe.
So what the hell was that relationship like?
Very nice first date! I’m sure you didn’t care much about the money wasted on comedy tickets, everything said and done.