I got catfished… but it turned out to be fun anyway [MF]

It might have been Tinder, OkCupid, or Bumble… I don’t know, but I met this girl who lived 50 or 60 minutes away from me who was completely adorable and really fun to talk to. I realized pretty quickly I wasn’t going to be interested in dating her seriously because of the distance, but I was still open to seeing where things might go. The conversation escalated to a sexual one very quickly and she started to send me nude photos which is the fastest way to get me to make bad decisions.

Her body was insane. She had incredible curves, huge breasts, a little bit of a tummy — but in that healthy and sexy way — and as a kicker she was absolutely beautiful. Once the nudes started to come in I was down to meet her anytime and told her as much. She let me know that she had a kid and it was hard to find a sitter, but that she’d let me know. Apparently she was just as horny for me so she was able to find a sitter that afternoon for that night.

I couldn’t host her at my place for really complicated reasons and she couldn’t host me at hers because child. So, we agreed to meet halfway at a bar for a drink to see if we hit it off. Fast forward a few hours and I walked into the bar to spot her, but she was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly a woman walked up to me who looked vaguely like my date and said hello.

Shit. I had been mildly cat-fished. I could see that it was the same woman — still incredibly pretty — but her photos and her body were nothing like what she actually looked like. Apparently all the pics she had sent me were pre-pregnancy and several years old. Damn; now I was horny as hell, trapped at the beginning of a date, and had no way out except to be a complete asshole. Well I wasn’t going to be an asshole, so I may as well just have a good time with a fun person.

Turned out to be a pretty good decision. She was a blast to hang out with, very flirtatious, and after a drink she became increasingly engaging to fantasize about. She was very sexual with everything that she talked to me about and by the end of our second drink we were making out in the bar and telling each other the things that we would do to each other if we just had a little privacy.

“We do.” She said as she led me by the hand to an empty section of the bar. She reached down to my crotch and started to rub my dick until it got hard. She glanced around to make sure no one was in eye-shot and then she deftly pulled out my cock and took it into her mouth. I was, pardon the pun, blown away. I was used to girls being a tease in public, but rarely following through like that and, less often, initiating things. She tried to deep throat me right away and gagged on me about 3/4 of the way down my shaft. She reached down with one hand and lifted her shirt up to expose her bra and then a moment later she whipped her enormous tits out. They were even bigger than the original pictures since she had, had a kid.

We heard a sound like someone was walking by and we quickly got appropriate again. It was a false alarm, no one came by, but the thrill of thinking we were about to get caught was fantastic. We found another spot in the bar that was even more public, but still no one was around except for the bartender serving us occasionally. She sat next to me and took my erection out again to stroke it under the table while we sipped our beers. Occasionally, she would take a moment to put it in her mouth or suck on my balls. Likewise, I had undone her pants and had my hand in her panties slowly massaging her clit and slipping a finger into her pussy when I could.

We had gotten the feeling that our bartender or a patron had caught us at some point as we started to get the cold shoulder from the people of the establishment. We settled up soon thereafter and went on a walk, eventually stopping at a pier to make out for a while.

“Come with me.” She said suddenly before heading back toward her car. When we got there she opened the door, sat down facing out, and pulled my hips toward her face. She whipped my cock out again and started to blow me like she really meant it.

“Pull down your pants.” I demanded of her while her pretty face worked its way up and down my thick cock. She looked up at me almost innocently and blinked a few times. “Now.” She undid her pants and pulled them down to her thighs. “Touch yourself.” She did.

I looked around the mostly empty parking lot to make sure no one was around. Satisfied that we were in the clear I slowly sucked on my middle and index finger getting them wet with my saliva. I tucked my cock away with my other hand, got into a squat, then slid my fingers into her pussy. She gasped and moaned loudly as she relaxed a bit into her seat. Then I began to aggressively finger fuck her. I had a technique that I had used on a few women in the past that was very effective — though for some people it had been way too much and way too fast. I didn’t know how she would respond, but we didn’t have a lot of time and I wanted to see her cum if I could.

I slammed my fingers in and out of her while I rubbed her G-spot with my finger tips. I felt like I was playing a difficult game of pinball slapping my fingers into the button faster and faster trying to get a high score. My plan worked and she came very hard, very fast.

“Oh.Jesus.Fucking.Christ.” She yelled out as she came. I looked around again to make sure no one heard us. We were still clear. I whipped my cock out again, wrapped my now wet and slippery hand on it, and began to pump hard. I knew she wasn’t ever going to make me cum from head, but I knew that I could get myself there fast.

She moved forward like she was going to take over and suck my cock to completion, but I grabbed her head and held her where I wanted her. “Stick out your tongue.” I told her and she did it immediately. I looked down at her pretty face, tongue out, eyes locked on mine and I gave one last look around the parking lot before I pushed myself to the edge. Still free and clear, it was time to go.

I put the head of my cock at the entrance to her mouth and let the tip graze against her tongue over and over as I pumped my hand back and forth along the length of my shaft. I could feel my balls go from slapping against my fist to tightening up and then I was ready to blow. I unleashed four or five thick white ropes of cum onto her face, in her mouth, and over her glasses.

“Oh yes, give me that cum, I love it.” She said to me in between spurts. When I was done I shook my cock off and quickly hid it away. She pulled up her pants and took off her glasses to try to wipe off my hot cum. We both laughed a little bit when she looked in her rear view mirror and noticed how much jizz I had unleashed onto her face. “I’ll be right back.”

She straightened up a bit and walked back into the bar with cum all over her face to go to the bathroom to clean up. She came back out a few minutes later, we thanked one another for the good time, then parted ways. She sent me a video a few hours later of her finger fucking herself in the shower and I got off to it right away. When my post nut clarity came into play I asked her about why she sent me all those pictures of her, but they didn’t look like her. She admitted that they were old and that she didn’t like the way she looked right now.

That conversation eventually led to the discussion that we probably weren’t going to work out. She was looking for a long term thing and I wasn’t. Oh well, at least we had one fun and unexpected fling.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/nj5lnc/i_got_catfished_but_it_turned_out_to_be_fun