So I’m getting back out there now that I have my 2nd covid shot and the online dating is actually hopping right now. Tons of people are lonely and ready to try something new I guess.
So I matched with this avg looking girl, Hannah. She was a little weird but cute enough so I invited her over for dinner after a few days of chatting.
We have dinner and watch a movie and she’s just like super nervous. I’m feeling a little awkward here because I don’t usually just invite people over on a first date. All of a sudden she just blurts out “can I suck your dick”
Completely taken aback I just say sure and she pulls it out and starts giving me just the worst attempted blowjob I’ve ever had. But it’s been like 8 months so it’s still working for me.
After a few minutes I jokingly ask if it’s been a while and if she’s rusty. She just gets all red and says well I’m a Virgin and haven’t ever done it before.
So I apologize and ask if she wants to do more.
She starts begging me to fuck her and this shit is starting to get weird but I mean weird can be strangely hot sometimes.
So I carry her to the bedroom and we’re making out pretty aggressively, she’s just like dripping wet like I’m pretty sure my sheets were wrecked before I even got her panties off.
Seeing that she clearly doesn’t need any serious foreplay I attempt to push inside her. It just wasn’t happening. I have a fairly avg dick but it is girthy and I can barely even fit the tip inside her.
She starts saying shit like just fuck me I want your cock and I was going to be gentle and nice since it was her first time but she just seemed like she wanted it rough so I decided to just go all out on her and fucked her as hard as I could.
She starts literally yelling harder daddy like it’s a bad 90s porno and I’m just like what the fuck is even happening. I’m going to town on her from behind pulling her hair and she just loses it and starts making bizarre sounds lol.
I pull her on top of me and have her ride since she seems so enthusiastic and she just kept going full speed for at least 15 minutes. Thankfully the condom was diminishing sensation or this chick would’ve had me all done way too early.
She gets tired so I put her on her back and slow and deep fuck her. She starts begging me to take the condom off and cum inside her and I’m just like nah that’s not happening lmao.
I finish in the condom and we take a shower and then she gets like extremely embarrassed and just fucking bolts.
It’s been a few days and I haven’t texted her back because it was just a truly insane experience ?
Moral of the story is virgins are fucking crazy and wrap it up boys.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/n4nk2l/mf_so_i_fucked_a_sheltered_virgin_this_weekend
Lmaoooooooooooo the 90 porno part had me completely dead
Highly doubt she was a virgin.
Well, she seemed enthusiastic to say the least.
When she says she a virgin but rides that shit like a 2-time rodeo champion
Omg I’m dying reading this ??
I chuckled and chubbed! Nice story and thanks for sticking to your guns on wrapping your willy in the story.
Dude, don’t be a douche. If she was a virgin, enjoyed the experience, and is making the effort to text you, at least text her back. Come on now.
There’s probably a reason you don’t just invite them over for dinner on the first date… haha funny and good read though.