This story concerns two individuals, who I will call Jake DeSchlong and Hamish hoogedicke for the purpose of this story. This story occurs on a sunny Sunday in the middle of March in the mighty Zealand (beautiful Queenstown). Jake and Hamish were out on a peaceful stroll through the forest, when Jake started getting the tummy grumbles from his intense hunger. Hamish found this strange, as Jake had a really large breakfast only a mere hour before. Jake assured Hamish that he was really hungry and that breakfast wasn’t enough to satiate his thirst. Hamish found this statement really strange, but offered that they go to Bunnings and pick up a hot snarler. Fortunately for the pair, a fine Bunnings establishment was right around the corner and the mouth-watering scent of sizzling snarlers permeated the air. The pair of gents quickly approached the sausage sizzle, but immediately Jake’s hopes were crushed as the juicy thick snarlers were $6.19, whilst he only had $4.20 in his satchel. Jake’s eyes lit up as he realised that Hamish (as a Bunnings VIP) had a membership card which gave him thick discounts on the local sausage sizzle. Jake turned to Hamish with pleading eyes, just as Hamish wrapped his lips round the tip of his hot sausage. Hamish saw the desperation in Jake’s eyes and knew that this was his moment. The moment he’d been waiting for his whole friendship with Jake; really his whole life in general. Hamish smiled coyly at Jake and sensually whispered in Jake’s ear “If you want that cheap snarler, you’re gonna have to do something for me”. Jake looked confused and questioned Hamish’s intent. “Follow me” said Hamish, as he led Jake around to the back of the Bunnings besides the dumpster. Jake could feel his scrotum tightening as he started to realise Hamish’s seductive intentions. As they finally got to the back of the Bunnings, Hamish promptly dropped his short shorts to reveal his fully engorged cock to Jake. Jake instantly felt his asshole loosen as he saw Hamish’s rigid micro-penis. Jake instantly dropped to his knees and started viciously sucking on Hamish’s dick. Jake realised he really had to impress Hamish if he wanted the discount, so he bit down hard on Hamish’s tip and felt the blood from his erection fill his mouth. This pain caused Hamish to instantly cum in Jake’s mouth, to the point where the cum overflowed out his mouth and covered his LMFAO party rock anthem T-Shirt. Jake quickly got up, bent Hamish over and plunged his dick into Hamish’s asshole. Due to Jake viciously grabbing Hamish, the cum caused them to stick together and due to the acidic nature of Hamish’s cum they merged together on a molecular level therefore becoming mega-gaysexman. So at the end of the day, there’s nothing better than a classic kiwi Christmas with snarlers, besides thick hot cock ;D
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/618c5b/mm_a_hot_snarler
This is so hot :3