Happy [F]rickin Teaseday. The husband ruined my plans, but I don’t get mad, I get even.

Back story: when my husband and I were dating he started what he called happy frickin Tuesday. He’d leave flowers for me at work, get me my favorite candy, and do any small random thing to add some happy to my Tuesday.

This tradition has carried over into our married life, and since it’s been awhile since I’ve had a happy frickin Tuesday, I thought I would start happy frickin Teaseday, just to get him thinking about what my plans could be later…

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One of our kids found their way to our bed, and it was about time for the kids to start waking up so I knew anything that could end up with us having sex had to be off the table. Plus, I really wanted to do something that would REALLY leave him thinking about me all day. He’s an account manager for the company he works for, and one of his accounts is the business my grandparents started and my parents, and some extended family work at. There was something super hot about him going to the family business and talking business with my family members while also thinking about all of the ways he was going to make me cum when he got home.

I got naked, put on my robe and tried my best to sneak into the bathroom without him noticing while he was in the shower. Knowing the good people of Reddit would want to see pictures to go with this story, I decided to snap a few pics to post. Once I finished I tried to figure out my plan. I’m actually kind of awkward and dancing just makes him give me that “aw, that’s cute” look. I considered fingering myself, but that would just make him fuck me over the counter again. And I needed him desperate for me all day. The husband cut off my thought process when he pulled the curtain and saw me in the room, “I thought you were in here.” Dang! What they say in the books about feeling the other person’s presence must be true!!

“Are you going to join me?” He asks. I knew there was some potential there for my grand Teaseday plan, so my robe hit the floor. He was already all washed up, so I started giving him a hand job as I was trying to formulate my plan. Once I saw he was really getting into it, I had him take over while I washed up. Then it hit me. He’s a sucker for blow jobs, every time. He’s hinting that he was ready for me to talk dirty to him, but I was not about to take the traditional horny slut route.

I started to kiss his neck and nibble as I made my way to his mouth. Knowing that I now had the most perfect plan. As I got to his mouth, I sucked his bottom lip into my mouth and squeezed his cock.

“Hmm….” I moaned, squeezing a little bit harder, “are you going to cum for me, while I’m jerking you off in the shower?”

I feel his body tense and I know this is game on. Happy Frickin Teaseday to him! I kiss him again, pulling his tongue into my mouth, and using the same teasing motions I use when I give him blowjobs. I continue to stroke his cock, and once I feel him tense up again, I stop. He complains that he was close…but I wasn’t done with him yet.

I squeeze his cock and tell him, “I’m going to give you one minute to cum for me, if you do, I’m going to give you the very best blowjob I can later.”

“Fuuuuhhhh….” he starts to mumble, I stop him by putting my lips to his mouth.

“I’m going to show your tongue everything I plan on doing to your cock later. Because I have plans to lick it, suck on it, and have it so deep in my mouth it’s down my throat. But you will only get everything I’m about to show you, if you can show me that this is something that you really want by cumming for me within the next minute. Do you understand me?”

“Yes,” he says. I can tell by the tension that’s building that I have his full attention and that I’m having the intended effect. This blowjob will have him thinking about me all day. I told Siri to set a timer.

Now that the clock was ticking, and he understood the terms, I decided to eat some time just to make things a littles more interesting. “Good, because I really want to blow your mind later. Not sure if you can tell, but I’m feeling a little extra horny this morning, but it’s Teaseday, so I’m not going to let you just fuck me. I want you to get home and be able to see how wet I am for you. Now, shove your tongue in my mouth like it’s your cock, show me how happy you are to have your slut wet and ready to suck you off once you get home.” He’s never shoved his tongue with my mouth with that kind of passion. I start to slowly stroke him, just enough to be a tease.

“Good, but I want you deeper. I’m going to take your cock so deep in my mouth. You just have to cum for me. And I’m going to lick you, suck you and beg for your cock to be balls deep, until you’re deep in my throat.” I feel him moan and his body tense. I gently caressed his tongue with mine. I added pressure at different points of his tongue, showing him I knew where and how to work my tongue to really get him going. His hands tensed on my hips, so I sucked his tongue into my mouth deep and hard, while exploring his tongue with mine.

And with 5 seconds left left he let out a massive groan, his hands tightened even more on my hips and his body tightened as he came all over my stomach. The timer went off, and he gave a sigh of relief.

Part A of my plan worked. Now to send him texts and pictures for the rest of the day to remind him of what he has coming his way later. I wonder what he’ll be thinking while he shakes my dad’s hand later, knowing full well he plans to shove his cock down his good little church girl’s throat later after finding her wet and ready to be fucked like a dirty slut when he gets home. ?

****My husband and I both share stories. If you’re interested in reading some of his, you can find him at u/breaking_thin_ice ****

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mrff6n/happy_frickin_teaseday_the_husband_ruined_my

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