I thought I was going to a BBQ [MF]

This happened earlier today, I wanted to write it out before I forgot details, I will edit in anything I forget in the following days. She is also down to take videos and pictures so I might post them with future updates.

I was at the 99 Cent store after work today waiting in line to check out, she was bending over to pick up something she had dropped. her name is Angie, she’s about 28, carmel skin with a petite build, blonde streaks in her hair, and she always smells nice. We’ve seen each other at this store before, and I say hi to her (admittedly, I say hi to everyone, I like to be friendly). When she bent over, I could pretty much see everything through her leggings. I must have been a little obvious, because she made eye contact with me and started chatting with me. Now that she was facing me I could see that she was not wearing a bra, and her nipples were poking through her top, which was distracting, we were just talking, complaining about the heat, weekend is almost here, etc. She asks me what I’m doing this afternoon, I admitted I was going home to chill out and maybe cook up some tortellini (I do not know what compelled me to be that specific, but I am eating the tortellini as I write this, so I guess I was correct after all). She asks if I want to come over for a get-together and I said sure. So she gives me her number and I text her a smiley face, then she texts me her address and to call her before I arrive. I walk out thinking, “dope, I get to go to a party tonight, good way to kick off the weekend.”

I go home and put my groceries away, then take a shower because I am all sweaty and dirty from work, then get dressed sort of casually and head over to her place. I brought some frozen burgers along, because I thought we were having a little party of something and I don’t like to not bring anything to a party. I pull some frozen burgers from my freezer and drive over to her address (she lives about ten minutes from me). I call her up, and she comes out wearing the same outfit, skin-tight leggings and a top with no bra, ran up and hugged me and kissed me deeply, pressing her B-cups against my chest, I could feel her nipples through my shirt. Lads, I don’t know what it is, but a woman pressing her body against you while she grabs your head to kiss you really gets the motor running. This activated my lizard brain, and I immediately forgot about my burgers and realized she had invited me over to fuck, not for a BBQ.

Yes, I am incredibly dense. I am aware.

*SEX COMMENCES FROM THIS POINT

Now that the little man was standing at attention, she grabbed my cock through the front of my jeans and pulled me inside her house by my dick. I thought this sort of thing only happened in pornos, but whatever. At this point my conscious brain is pretty much in co-pilot mode, I’m just along for the ride and to take notes. She shuts the door behind us and kisses me again so I pick her up and she wraps her legs around my hips, clinging to me while we kiss. I’ve got my hands grabbing that big, hypnotizing ass, and I hold her up with my left hand while my right slides underneath the sheer fabric and I start running my middle finger over her pussy. I silently curse my decision not to check my nails and decide not to finger her (I didn’t want to cut her up) so I take my middle and ring finger and massage the outside of her pussy while I use the pads of my fingers to tease her clit. She groans loudly, so I am guessing this is the correct course and continue. I can feel her getting wet, which makes it easier to manipulate her down there, and she bites my tongue a little and tells me to walk down the hall to the door on the right. I start going and she is ravenous, she is grinding herself into my hand as I am carrying her to the bedroom. I am now hard enough that I feel I could, with some effort, fuck a hole in drywall. This is turning out to be an enjoyable afternoon.

I get to the doorway and twist a little and shoulder the door open. It’s a mess, hamper of dirty clothes in the corner, unmade bed, scuffed wallpaper, un-dusted blinds and a streaked mirror, but I’m not here for a surprise inspection, I’m here to fuck. I stumble over a pair of shoes and throw her on the bed so I don’t drop her on the floor, then start pulling my own clothes off. My clothes are always tight because I have a 30″ waist, but Walmart doesn’t stock fitted undershirts, so I get a little stuck while pulling my shirt off. She wastes no time and starts trying to rip my jeans off my body, but cannot figure out my belt buckle so she settles for licking my belly and running her hands along my abs (Inguinal crease? I don’t think I’m cut enough to have good definition, but whatever).

I finally escape my own shirt and drop my jeans to the floor, I had not even stepped out of them before she started blowing me, just about inhaling my dick. This woman is exceptional at head, and is one of a handful that can get past the half-way mark (I am 7.5″x6″, so blowjobs are usually not fun for either party). I am impressed, and convey this by making a drawn out corpse-groan (unsexy, but I was blitzed by her dick-sucking skills). I am now fully naked but disappointed that she is not, so I lean forward and slap her ass, admire its jiggle, then tell her to strip. She moves with cobra-like speed and flings her top off, then oozes out of the leggings. Now they are off I can see that I was correct, and she does have a fat pussy. I am staring at her with a hard-on and she pushed me to be sitting down on the bed while she drops down and gets back to work trying to swallow my dick. She is going to town on my dick, gagging herself and really going for it while her free hand is rubbing her pussy.

After five minutes of heroic fellatio, she slaps my thighs with both hands and comes up for air. I take the initiative and lift her up (I am not that strong, she is just that light, maybe 110 lb, I curl more than she weighs) onto my lap, she curls her legs around my hips as I guide my cock into her.

Bliss.

That silky-smooth feeling of entering a woman, of feeling her warmth, her wetness, her body contracting to your presence. The smell of her sex, her sweat, the feel of her soft skin under your hands. Full lips pressed against your own, heat radiating off her dusky skin like a furnace. Sliding your hands along her breasts, rubbing her nipples with the inside of your thumb against the palm of your hand, feeling her heart beating in her chest. Letting gravity take your hands down along her narrow waist to the flare of her hips, cupping her full ass with both hands. Feeling her tense as you lift her up a little before setting her down on your cock. Tiny electric twitches as she gets used to your girth, a hiss in your ear as she gets accustomed to the stretch. She surprised me yet again by lifting herself up half an inch, then slamming her ass into my lap, using her thighs as leverage. This caused me some discomfort as this maneuver threw her body weight onto my balls, but I just grunted in pain and blinked it away. She moaned ([at least this loud](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZ7013yHiw)) and I could feel the inside of her pussy spasming like crazy around me. Then there was that one other sensation that I am fond of, but rarely feel, a bush rubbing against my own. She locked me in another deep kiss while she gripped me with her walls, squeezing, pulling.

We stay locked together for several minutes, me rolling her hips up and down an inch at a time to rub against her inside walls, her using some more pussy magic to milk my cock. Briefly, my thoughts go to the burger patties thawing in my trunk. I stand up with her wrapped around me, she rolls her hips down a little to settle in as I bend my knees a little and roll my hips into hers. This was clearly a winning move because she lets out another chorus of moans, digs her absurdly long acrylic nails into my back and bites the side of my neck. My legs were starting to get tired, so I shuffled around to face the bed (while continuing that hip rolling motion, a feat I am quite proud of). Once in position I laid her down, with her ass about at the edge of the bed. I get in position, kicked a shoebox out of my way and started powerfucking her, as hard and fast as I could.

This had been a lot of fun thus far and I wanted to see how much she could take. She was in love, squealing and yelling incentives at me to fuck her harder, she even called me a nigga several times, which makes no sense because I am white. I took it as a compliment and continued fucking. Her bed is at the perfect height for this and I used it as leverage, I unwrapped her legs from around my waist and held them straight in front of me, with the back of her knees just below my shoulders. Bending my knees slightly and holding the tops of her thighs with my hands I could SLAM my hips into her ass, putting about as much force as I felt comfortable using. At work, I frequently have to move cages of metal trimmings around, they can weigh several hundred pounds, and I usually turn them so I can load them onto a forklift, I accomplish this by leaning my butt against the side of the bin and pushing, so my hips are pretty strong. I was using this work-muscle to fuck her, She was still squeezing my dick and pulling into me, telling me to come, she wanted to be covered in it, so I kept pounding into her. The bed frame was slamming against the wall with every thrust and making a loud banging noise, I wondered for a moment if she had any room-mates. Suddenly I felt it, that buildup of pleasure in the balls and I tensed up involuntarily as the dopamine washed over the tired wrinkles in my brain. It was like half an orgasm, a pre-orgasm. I power through and slam her five more times, the neighbors must hear me abusing her furniture by now, then I pull out.

I pull out several seconds before finishing and came on her, aiming for her belly to minimize the mess. I normally have large loads, but this was in its own class. The first shot hit her in the mouth and chin, the second landed on her chest and I was no longer able to see anything by the third rope. My vision kind of greyed out while this was going on, so I aimed my dick at about where her body should be and kept pumping and spraying her. Around ten seconds later my vision cleared and I saw the huge mess I made, I ejaculated at least three tablespoons of semen, it even felt peculiar coming out, like the cum was being pulled out of my dick. I have heard the term “glazed” to describe this before but never seen (or done) it in person before. I caught my breath, leaned down and kissed her, tasted my own nut but whatever, then I went over to her laundry pile to grab the cleanest looking towel. I wiped most of the cum off her, then we went to go shower off. I peed before getting in, I thought it would be rude to pee in the shower while someone else was in there, then cleaned up. Once we were cleaned and dried off she asked when if I was doing anything tomorrow and I said I was free, she asked if I wanted to come back tomorrow night and I told her that I was down for that. She walked me to the door, then kissed me deeply again and grabbed my dick through the front of my pants (odd way to say goodbye, but OK when it is done by a beautiful woman) then shut the door behind me. Then I powerwalked away while pulling my shirt down over my erection. It’s like I never left middle school.

Anyway I checked on the patties when I got home and I was right, they had thawed but were still OK to eat, not grody, and I also found a box of 9mm that I thought I had lost. So it was a good day.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mibaux/i_thought_i_was_going_to_a_bbq_mf