Busted: Don’t be like us. [MF] [Short] [Funny]

It started out simple and solo; I went to lay down for a nap today after lunch. Just a few minutes after laying down I hear the creak of the floorboards, my wife “L” is coming down the hallway. I also hear her yell to our daughter “R” to take a shower, I knew what was up. The bedroom door opened and my wife walks in and starts to shed her clothes to join me in the bed. I knew that i was not going to get a nap in today, my wife does not nap often. She does like to join me and ruin my naps, but I am not going to complain!

We started out slowly, waiting on the sounds of a shower starting. Covid has made things a little more complicated in our sex lives. We have had more time to fool around and we have been taking advantage of it with great results. Before Covid we were 2-3 times a week kinda people and maybe some lazy Sunday afternoons here and there. Since Covid we shot up to 6-7 times a week, but have had to limit the noises. Our daughter is at that age when the thought of mommy-daddy time makes her cringe. So, we try to be polite house-mates.

Anywhooooo…Things pick up once we hear the shower starting and my wife starts sucking me off. It’s wonderful and I am in heaven. She has really learned some new mouth tricks and is pulling out all of the stops. Much to her chagrin it is taking me a long time to come with a blowjob now and I assume that it’s because my stamina has also increased with our new schedule. “L” is bobbing head just on the head of my dick and catching the crown on the back of her gums. It’s hard to describe…when the angle is just right she can pop the head of my dick on the gums behind her top front teeth without grating and shredding me with her teeth (hope that makes sense). She does that for about 20 seconds and then takes me deep a few times and then back to the bobbing.

I start to get close to cumming. I feel that salty tingle in my balls.

She’s in the groove, I’m in the groove.

The door opens and there is our daughter standing there asking if her new sweater is out of the dryer.

My wife is spread out between my legs and at the bottom of the bed. There is not much she can do but try to cover my junk to the best of her ability. It’s still clearly obvious that she is in the process of giving me head.

“Uh, yeah. Your sweater is hanging up and dry.”

“R” won’t even talk to us for 30 minutes and I had to bribe her with a trip to restore family cohesion. “L” is half-mortified and half cackling. Most parents get caught eventually. And me, I’m sitting here all pent up and will have to take a “solo-nap” so I can rub one out in peace.

Don’t be like us and follow these few rules:

1) Remember to lock the door.
2) Enforcing a nice knocking policy.
3) Take the kid to Barnes and Noble for new Manga when you have traumatized them.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/m9eqcy/busted_dont_be_like_us_mf_short_funny