[FM] He is as dirty as his jokes.

Hi, it’s my first time posting in here. I hope y’all enjoy!

Here’s a bit of a backstory :
I have been friends with this guy from the university for years now. Just as most of my closest friends, we both have an endless staple of dirty jokes and casually throwing some NSFW comments isn’t new among us. After graduating, we worked in different offices and he moved to another city in late 2016.

And now comes the fun part. About two weeks ago, he visited the city. He called me and said his old apartment was being rented out at the time. He asked if he can crash into my place, so I said OK. He turned up at my house in late afternoon, then we set up a daybed for him to sleep in. Later we decided to grab a pizza before I leave for my night shift.

I came home the next morning and my house was quiet as a grave, I thought my friend was still asleep. I walked into the bathroom, it was unlocked, and I was surprised seeing him there, masturbating. He didn’t seem to notice me, so I just walked out. I shouted to ask him if he needs another hand from outside the bathroom, he replied with some beast-like moan.

I was taking off my clothes when he emerged from the bathroom, and when I turned to face him I saw that he’s hard again.
He told me he wanted to say yes to my question earlier, but he was in the middle of his business. I laughed and said that I’m only half-joking, I could help him finish the business if he wants. He grinned and pulled me closer, kissed me on the lips and we started making out.

It wasn’t the first time we made out, and this time I could feel his penis hardening under his briefs. He started teasing my nipples over my bra, and I teased him back by sliding my hand into his undies. His penis hardened even more as soon as I begin stroking, and he stripped the last pieces of clothing I have on. He slid down his briefs, picked me up, pushed my back against the wall, and began shoving his penis into me. It wasn’t something I anticipated, but I enjoyed every moment of it. While he slid his penis in and out, he nibbled on my nipples and sucked them. I was so tense I didn’t realize I nearly clawed his back.

I told him that I want him to cum in my mouth or face, so he lowered me and made me suck his bulging penis. I liked the way he grabbed my hair and move my head in the pace he likes. He came off about 5 minutes after I started blowing him, and there’s his loud moan again. After I swallowed his cum, he told me to sit on the bed. I did as he bid, and was surprised to find him kneeling then licking my vagina. He fingered me with one hand and groped my boobs with another, and his tongue seemed to hit the right places. I couldn’t help but moan, perhaps as beastly as his, and squirted on his face. It was the first time I squirt for a man, because none of my male exes ever licked my vagina before. It was so good that I ask him to do it again later.

He then climbed into bed with me, telling me how good it feels to be sexual again. I said that his action is actually as good as his dirty jokes, and proposed to take our jokes into action. He obviously agreed and we fucked again several times that day.

It was the beginning of a week full of intense sexual encounters with someone I’ve known for a long time. I drove him to the airport on the weekend, and he said that we should’ve done this years ago. I told him I would book a ticket to his place in a few months, so we could fuck again. We’re not in a romantic relationship or whatsoever, it’s just two people wanting to get sexual at the same time.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5w9joc/fm_he_is_as_dirty_as_his_jokes