I (m29) Pretended To Be Her (f22) Boyfriend and It Got Me Laid [mf]

I was a dude slut until my early 30’s. These are the stories. Few people know them.

I noticed Leah immediately when I went to get my first drink. I was at my regular bar and she stuck out among the yuppie crowd. Short dark hair, curvy figure, tight low-cut top, cutoff jean shorts meant to display her many thigh tattoos, and piercings in each nostril.

If she noticed the ex-sorority girls and frat stars whispering about her, she didn’t let on. She was nursing a bourbon and making polite conversation with one of the bartenders.

I’m not one for bugging people who are obviously just trying to have a quiet moment so I grabbed my beer and went outside for a smoke.

A few rounds later, it was my turn to grab drinks for me and my friends, so I went back inside to the bar. That’s when I saw Derek chatting Leah up. He was another regular, one that nobody enjoyed engaging with. The prototypical “Well actually…” guy.

I could tell she wasn’t interested in talking to him and quickly went into action. I was buzzed enough that I didn’t care about embarrassing myself.

I walked up to them, put myself between Leah and Derek and said to her, “I’m sorry I’m late babe. Help me take these drinks out.” I offered her a couple of the beers I was holding, she paused for a spilt second, smiled and said “it’s okay just text met next time”. She took the beers and we left Derek in the dust.

As we walked outside I said “hi. I’m NashVillage. That guy’s the worst so I figured you could use some help.”

“I’m Leah. Thank you so much. I can handle myself but just wasn’t in the mood to be combative tonight.”

“I completely understand” I replied.

When we got outside I presented her to my group of friends, an even mix of guys and gals in our late 20’s and early 30’s.

“Everyone, this is Leah. She was just inside talking to Derek…”

“Oh no! You poor thing! Take a seat and collect yourself!” my friend Annie said and Leah sat down.

She had just recently moved to the south from Seattle. Her family was originally from San Diego and, over the last decade, her parents and all her adult siblings had settled in my town. She was the last of the family to get here.

She ended up hanging out with us for the rest of the night and we clicked pretty quickly. She was really sweet and had an interesting story.

She graduated high school at 15 and became an emancipated minor at 16. Not because a bad family life or anything like that, she was just ready to be an adult and her parents trusted her. She had moved to Seattle and started a successful clothing boutique and sold it just before moving.

After hearing her story I did some quick math in my head. “Are you…22?” I asked.

“Yes! About to turn 23 next month.”

I was 29 and started to think she might be too young but the several beers and shots I had consumed made me feel fine about it.

It turned out her move coincided with the ending of her first serious relationship. She was at the tail end of feeling pretty heartbroken and had just started to get back into the dating world.

We talked and drank and chain-smoked until we heard the bartender shout “last call! I’m tired as fuck and wanna go home!”

As we were waiting to get our tabs I asked her “would you like to have a beer with me at my place? It’s less than a 10 minute Uber ride from here…”

She smiled big, blushed a little bit and hesitantly said “um…sure…”

“Hey it’s 2:00 am and you don’t know me. We can just call it a night” I offered

“No I want to! Let’s go!” She had the cutest smile.

The Uber dropped us off and we stumbled into my front door. We quickly dropped the pretense of what we were there to do and I kissed her. Hands started roaming. I got bold and reached for the button on her shorts. That’s when she broke our kiss and pulled me away.

“Look dude…I really want to fuck you…” she said

“Awesome” I deadpanned. “But…?”

“Before I went to the bar tonight I went on a tinder date with a guy and we fucked. We used a condom and I went home and showered before going back out. I’m not ashamed about enjoying sex but I would wanna know if I was going to bang someone who just banged someone else a few hours ago.” It was a word vomit and she had to catch her breath when she was done.

“Well…I appreciate you telling me…” I said “I’m not judging but…is he your boyfriend?”

“No. He was kind of lame but I was horny” she said unapologetically. This girl was cool as hell.

“I’m down for whatever you’re comfortable with. At the very least you should stay here for the night since it’s so late. I can even crash on the couch” I reassured her.

She walked up to me and said, “I need to watch out for you. You’re nice. And you know you are and you know it gets you laid” we both giggled as she leaned in to kiss me. It was long and deep and she surprised me by softly massaging my tongue with hers.

“Let’s have that beer” I suggested. We grabbed a couple beers and went to my back porch. I remember the night sky being really clear so we just sat there in silence, smoking and staring at the sky for a minute.

I had zoned out for a second when I felt her hand grab mine. I turned to her and pulled her closer to me as I leaned in to kiss her. My tongue this time. Hand roaming more freely.

She broke our kiss and stood up. I stayed seated as she looked down at me, brushed my beard with her hand and then took her top off on one motion. She dropped it on the deck of my back porch as I hooked my fingers on her belt loops and pulled her close to me. We made out for a minute but I couldn’t take it anymore and I kissed her neck, down to her perfect c-cup breasts and alternated sucking on her nipples. Left, then right. Repeat.

The back yard of this place was really private; you’d have to be in a low flying helicopter to see what was going on during day. The complete privacy coupled with the fact that it was closing in on 3:00 am didn’t make it any less hot that I was outside sucking on a pair of beautiful breasts.

Before I knew it she was straddling me, dry humping me as I devoured her tits. She was in total control, slowly grinding herself against my increasingly tightening bulge.

I could feel precum soaking my briefs when she whispered into my ear “let’s go inside. I need your cock out of those jeans”.

I led her inside and pointed her to the bedroom before I excused myself to take a piss and collect myself. I needed water and to calm down for a minute after the extended foreplay.

When I walked into my bedroom I found Leah naked on my bed. She had her legs spread wide and was slowly rubbing her clit with one hand and massaging her tits with the other. She had her eyes closed and was moaning softly.

“Hey there” I said with a smile.

She opened her eyes, looked at me with a smile and said “get down there…”

I took my clothes off and crawled onto the bed, between her legs. She was already dripping wet so I dove right in and softly started licking her clit. She tasted amazing and smelled even better.

She started moaning louder and grinding her pussy into my face. “This is why I like older guys…” she said between moans “they know how to eat a girl out”

With that I pushed her back against the head board, slipped 2 fingers deep inside her and started devouring her clit.

“Fuck that’s going to make me cum! Fuck!” she kept shouting “fuck” louder and louder until she pushed me off forcefully. I leaned up, wiping her juices off my face as her whole body shook. She was cuming. Mission accomplished.

I didn’t waste any time. I grabbed a condom out of the bed side table, laid her on her side and got up behind her, spooning her as I slipped my cock inside from behind.

I started slowly, thrusting deep and long. That’s when she turned her head and said “fuck me like a little bitch”. I smiled, grabbed the headboard for leverage and went to town. Fucking her hard and fast, my balls slapping against her ass. Soon she had spread her legs and was rubbing her clit while I fucked her as hard as I possible could.

This wasn’t sweet love making. I was pounding her pussy with everything I had.

“I’m gonna fucking cum on your cock. Don’t you fucking finishing until I’m done”

It wasn’t long until I could feel her pussy gripping tighter and tighter around my cock. She started shaking hard and I gave her one last deep thrust as she moaned loud enough that it hurt my ears a little.

“Okay…” she said while catching her breath “you can cum…”

With that, I pulled out, turned her over, whipped off the condom and came all over her stomach and collapsed next to her.

We collected ourselves, gave her a towel to clean up and she leaned in for a cuddle. We kissed and talked for a while. At some point she got up to pull out a joint from her purse.

We smoked and talked until the sun came up. That night was the beginning of us dating for a couple months. We had a lot of fun and a ton of sex.

Around the holidays, we both realized we were great friends and enjoyed fucking each other but were at very different places in our lives.

We never stopped being good friends but never had any ex-sex, either. Leah still introduces me to people as the guy she fucked because I bailed her out of an uncomfortable situation.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/m0mnvc/i_m29_pretended_to_be_her_f22_boyfriend_and_it