If you really loved me the way you say you do
If you love me half as much as I love you
You would pluck a planet from the sky
You would use a falling star to dot the “I”
In “I love you”, that is what you’d do
You’d take a dreary day and you would paint it blue
If you loved me unconditionally
Then you’d help me to fuck [Audrey](https://i.redd.it/ifyh2edvfsg41.jpg),
Yes I know that she’s your best friend,
But I think that you’ll agree it makes it all the hotter in the end!
Because I need you like a fish needs the sea
Like a fire needs oxygen, like a flower needs a bee
And if you really cared for me
You’d let me video you while you ate pussy,
Yes I know you’re straight,
but I shouldn’t even have to ask
Perhaps you’d even end up enjoying the task!
These are just the things that people do
When their love for one another is true
Ba doo doo
Because I need you like a tick needs a tock
Like bananas need pyjamas, like your [sister](https://i.imgur.com/QFVpkkk.jpg) needs my cock
And if you want to put your love for me first
Then you’d seduce girls with me,
Because they may need to be coerced,
But I know that you’ve told them I’m hung,
And that you see the looks I get from [Anna Chung](https://imgur.com/pN1MI9i)
Ba da dung
Because I need you like a fish needs the sea
Like a fire needs oxygen, like a flower needs a bee
And if you really cared for me
You’d let me video you while you ate pussy,
Yes I know that you’re straight but I shouldn’t even have to ask
Perhaps you’d even end up enjoying the task!
These are just the things that people do
When their love for one another is true
Ba doo doo
((So yeah, it’s a poem, it’s short, it’s a rip off of a song and it includes pictures. But I enjoyed writing it and I hope at least one person enjoys reading it. Please be kind))
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/lp84pu/my_version_of_a_love_poem