I don’t even believe this story my self it is so bizarre 22MFF

Ok, so I just had possibly the weirdest night I have ever had. Need to pen this stuff down. I'm just going to go through all this and see what others think of this

So I am home alone for the weekend and decide I am going t make myself a nice casual dinner and watch some TV, casual easy Saturday night then at about 4 or 5 pm my mate texts me asking if I am doing anything tonight to which I told him "just thinking about making a curry and having a casual evening, maybe get a bit of uni work done…" Anyway, half an hour later the plan is that we will go to our other mates new place and cook dinner there and maybe have a few beers.

8pm – We are having a few beers (i am having the most which is unusual) over dinner and its four mates and the hosts girlfriend and we get onto the topic of prostitutes. This chat goes on quite a while and in my mind I am wondering about the realities of prostitutes but I know nothing will happen tonight, we end up calling a brothel on loud speaker just to ask some weird questions. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

11pm – Our hosts girlfriend has gone home but we are all getting pretty tipsy and decide to go out, just at the same time one of the house mates comes home with his girlfriend (who is smoking hot). So we are having a few more beers and decide to go to the strip club down the road. We've been there a few times before but always super drunk.

12 midnight – We are in the strip club, we've had a few of their over priced drinks but everyone decides to call it quits and go home; except me… I chase the night.

1 -3 am – so there a three girls in the strip club who are there just getting wasted and I am having a genuine crack at them but to avail really but one of them is also pretty drunk and takes me outside right on close time. We get outside, followed by about 20 other people and we're just talking shit when some of the strippers exit the club and say they are going to a club called "Cellar" (name changed for slight anonymity), I've heard about this club and know that it is a drug den and decide to leave (not really my thing), so I call my mate who lives close by (the one who we had dinner with) and he basically tells me to get fucked and catch a taxi home, I convince him I am going to sleep in his garden because a taxi to my place would be too expensive and my bag and some beers are still in his place. Little does he or I know that I wont be back for a lot longer.

3 am – I am walking back towards his (in my drunken state, the complete wrong direction) and I see a dude get completely dragged out of a club, whilst unconscious, and dumped on the pavement. Although I have little pity for people who fuck around in clubs I thought I should help him. I put him in the recovery position and with the help of another person we manage to wake him up and get him to spew up a bit. Next thing, the cops show up and decide to search this bloke on request of the club management that he was kicked out of. He was carrying enough drugs on him to seduce the city so I bail but not before the police get my details.

4 am – I am walking towards my place of rest for the evening (or so I think, turns out to be the wrong direction) when I walk past a group of people, maybe a year or two younger than me and they offer me directions because I am blatantly lost. In this group are two dudes and six girls, all pretty indie looking. Like pale skin, dark make up, pretty trendy haircuts. There is one who has this awesome seductive look and I can sense she is interested in me a bit. They say they have been doing a bit of acid this evening and are heading down towards the bay and convince me to come. Didn't take much convincing considering all I had been thinking about was pussy all night. We get about halfway and go through a park where they all run around a bit and I join in. Now, this is where things start getting hot. We get to a jetty on the bay and skinny dipping is clearly the play tonight despite the cold. So the first few people, including me get naked and jump in. We all swam out to a boat and clambered on. Once on because of the cold we huddle together pretty close and this same chick I cant take my eye off despite the presence of a few other naked chicks and two more naked dudes. She has pale skin with eyes that could burn a hole though you heart. She has a kinky tattoo on her right boob and her pussy is so perfectly manicured, I have never seen anything like it. She has a great rig with an excellent thigh gap and all I can think about is pounding her. I start to get pretty close to her and feeling her up whilst everyone else is oblivious. We started to hook up and I started to finger her. I end up fucking her right there on the boat whilst the others swam back. She had such a sweet pussy, so tight and the way she worked it could melt a man. We didn't do it for too long and neither of us came but what we did do was fucking amazing. We swam back to the jetty and I took even more notice of what she was wearing now. Black tight socks to above knee height with some medium black heels. A short white mid drift shirt and a tight black skirt revealing her tight legs and eluding to her box gap.

5 am – Anyway so its time to move on and we all start walking towards the road when the girl pulls me to one side and starts hooking up with me. We sneak off into a quiet part of the park from before and she blew me, with remnants of her cunt juices still on me. She deep throated my throbbing cock and said that if her friends weren't just around the corner she would probably let me fuck her again then fuck her in the ass. She got me so wound up even though I didn't cum. I decided it was enough because she was going home with all her friends and I had been drinking for like 10 hours by now. As I'm walking towards my mates place my next little bit of naughty, voyeuristic debauchery occurred. I had never been into the whole peeping tom business but i couldn't help myself. I was walking past a block of apartments and I saw a light on which was unexpected for 5.20am on a Sunday morning, I didn't think much of it until I saw that someone was inside, I snuck closer and though the blind I could see a naked woman. She was hot! Im talking long dark hair, big tits and a tight toned rig to match. She was getting dressed and touching herself at the same time, I knew what I was doing was both so wrong and so right at the same time and if anyone came past and saw me at the first floor window id probably have the police involved for the second time on this debaucherous night. I could help wanting to fuck her right then and there and thinking back to the girl from before I just started to jerk my cock at her window. I ended up cumming and just shot it on the floor outside her window and bailing as she put on some skin tight blue jeans that flaunted her ass. I was enraptured by how turned on she was by herself even at this early hour of the morning. She was massaging her breasts and body.

6 am – I made it back to my mates place with my head buzzing from the nights events. I didnt even want to go in so i just slept on the porch and as another mate left I got a lift in the general direction of home. I didnt even tell him the events of the night because it was too out there for even me to believe. I guess ill always just have the story of fucking a chick on a boat in the harbour in plane view of potentially many residents to myself ;).

hop you enjoy, not too gonewild but a bit crazy none the less.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/37w83i/i_dont_even_believe_this_story_my_self_it_is_so