So I got into a fight the other day with my ting (he comes around whenever I want dick) about stupid shit. I went over to his place that morning for- you guessed it- dick. I think he’s low-key upset that I don’t want to be his girlfriend but I’m not mindreader, so if he doesn’t wanna say anything, then I act accordingly.
Anyway, I left his apartment in a fury. I had no plan of where to go, just anywhere away from him. I decided to go to the grocery store since I was out of fruits anyway.
I was still livid though. How dare he speak to me like that? He’s lucky to even SPEAK to a girl like me! No commitment, just pussy, like what’s wrong with him?
As I was shopping, I noticed there was someone staring at me. I don’t think he realized he was staring because when we met eyes, he blushed. I smiled and went to finish my shopping. I saw him a couple more times in the store, we smiled each time we ran into each other again. He approached me while I was packing my trunk with my groceries and it scared the crap out of me.
He apologized and introduced himself. He had fair skin, light brown hair, one dimple on his right cheek and a nice thick beard. I was no longer angry. This guy’s presence was enough to get me excited.
We somehow got on the topic of getting food and I volunteered to ride with him. I told him to pull around the corner, acting as if I forgot something in my car and told him to stop. When he did, I basically jumped him and we made out for a while. He tried to tell me that he was worried about someone seeing but I ignored him. He got handsy; he felt me up under my shirt and tried to get into my jeans. I could feel his bulge through his joggers and felt myself get wet.
I pulled away from him, whipped out his cock and sucked him for what felt like half an hour. He moaned a lot and said things like “oh my god you’re amazing”, “I can’t believe this is happening”, “what the fuck is going on right now”. But I kept going till he pushed me off of him and said “wait, let me put it in”.
I took my jeans off and got into the back of his SUV. I laid on the seat waiting for him to get in with me. Expecting him to just shove his dick in me, I had my legs spread ready to receive him. Instead, he went down on me (wasn’t the best but I could tell he was trying to impress me). After a couple minutes or so, he teased my clit with his tip and as I came, he slipped his girthy cock into my tight pussy. It was too tight for him so he had to slowly work it in. Once he did though, I came. I probably came like 4x (I cum easily/quickly).
After the fourth one, I started to put my clothes back on and he looked hella confused. “I’m done” I told him.
“But I didn’t even buss” he exclaimed.
“I know. Maybe I’ll let you next time” I smirked at him, opened the door and walked back to my car to go home.
Now that I think about it, I don’t even know the guy’s name. And now that I’m writing about it, I feel a little guilty because of the fight with my ting, but things are so much more fun when you’re not supposed to be doing it…
TO MY IRL FRIENDS: DON’T EXPOSE ME, KTHX
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/kvzrtc/spiteful_grocery_run_fm