Well you read the header and although I’m going to do my best to restrain my twisted sense of humour for the sake of sending a serious message, one or two quips might inevitably slip out. So my apologies in advance. But I am serious.
Where did the true writers go? Not the hobbyists who have just watched too much porn and think telling me how “hard id slide my cock in your wet wet puzzy” is somehow literature? Not the amateurs who have gotten a few hits on literotica, whose grammar and formatting is so putrid it looks like dyslexia threw up on their page. No, I don’t want the pretenders anymore: I want Tyson. I want a damn CONTENDER.
I’m talking erotica with worlds so fully realized with a bevy of detail so rich, I could walk it blind and still find my way back to bed…. wording and vocabulary so eloquent and refined that it’s as if an Oxford professor was texting me. I want an expert of the written arts that knows their way around passion, around storytelling…. around the beauty of the naked body.
Of course I realize how unbelievably pretentious I must sound by all of this but to all you Dave’s who go by ‘David’ that will call me out for my request: turn NPR back on… this isn’t for you. I want a true wielder of the written tool. I want to be seduced again like I once was and share in the passion I once had for making erotic scenarios into reality. I want to stay up all evening long, bare naked under my covers, drenched in my own sweat with nothing but a glass of expensive merlot to offer relief…. as I read your masterpiece.
So if interested, please pass along a detailed, an eloquent and most of all an impressive introduction. Tell me why YOU are in fact this writer of my darkest dreams. One word messages and “hey baby” & “snap?” Will be blocked, you are warned. A game only….
Fucking bring it.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/kp14xy/f4m_seeking_a_true_wordsmith_to_mould_my_erotic
I titled my poem “let’s dance” and messaged it to you. I think you will agree; I’m your guy.
I really do wish I had more time to sit and write and edit but that takes time and time is money. Unfortunately, you will not find that here in a free use platform. I have come across elegant short stories that are pretty impressive and tickle the fancy but don’t get the attention they deserve and that is unfortunate. I myself like a good long read with superb attention to detail and I myself write sexual stories on Reddit but find myself writing straight to the point in my stories due to the lack of attention I know I would get from a long drawn out fantasy.
I respect your post, you are correct, this fast paced digital world has really gone down hill for quality and mystique. Hopefully you find something to satisfy your needs, there’s nothing worse than a void that needs filling.
It’s called commissioning an author. Nobody does that much work for free.