[F4A] I’m here to chew gum and write erotica…. and I’m all outta chewing gum.

Well we’ve officially left this wretched dung-ridden, fly-beaten, piece of worm farm that was 2020 behind us. And if this opener didn’t get you in the mood, you’re lost.

I for one say it’s time to celebrate, at least in a virtual sense. We may all be stuck at home, unable to go out and play with each other, dance with each other and more importantly fornicate with each other…. but that doesn’t mean we can’t still enjoy ourselves a little? I mean what good is social distancing if we can’t flex our virtual skills right? Fuck it, let’s write some erotica.

So if you’re a Sam, Sally or somewhere in the middle that has a penchant for the written arts, an ability to detail and divulge every little dirty detail, (ha triple D) float a little orange envelope my way. Hell, even if you just like my prequel memes and wanna say so, I’ll take that…

But the rest of you, come ready to write. Because I am starting this new year off by GETTING OFF…. and I want your college-educated help, lol.

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/knzh8i/f4a_im_here_to_chew_gum_and_write_erotica_and_im