[MF] Mistress Fail

Disclaimer: I’m married and this story contains extramarital sex. If you’re going to PM me about what an asshole I am then, please, go big or don’t write.

I met her on Tinder. She’s an extremely attractive woman with a public persona. At first I thought it was a fake profile but I soon verified she was who she said she was. We chatted. She found me attractive. We chatted some more. She was curious about having a married FWB. Too busy for a real relationship she said. We decided to meet for a drink.

Over a beer we really hit it off. She was definitely my type – natural beauty, hyper intelligent, open sexually. She was a bit awkward in an endearing way. An hour flew by. I had to go.

We chatted here and there. One Friday night we planned to get together again.
“What do you want to do?” I asked.
“I want you to fuck me.”

I made an excuse to my wife, which gave me a few hours on Saturday afternoon, and met her at her place. She was wearing a t-shirt and shorts and looked more like she was lounging then getting ready to fuck. She brought out a couple of cheap beers and we sipped and talked. TV blared in the background. She was definitely watching. I made a joke of it but the TV stayed on.

On the couch I moved close and touched her. Gave her a gentle kiss on the lips. We started kissing. It was all wrong, all pursed lips, no tongue. I peeked at her face. It was frozen in a pleasant little smile while she pecked at me. No settling into that fuck and lust vibe. No heavy breathing coming on. Just pecking.

I sat back. She pulled her shirt off to show her beautiful B cups. I kissed her neck, her breasts. I touched her body. Soon her shorts and panties came off. He pussy smelled clean but not shower fresh. The outfit wasn’t some laid back this-is-who-I-am statement. She really hadn’t put any effort into getting ready for me.

Fuck she was wet. I played with her pussy a bit. Teased it with my mouth. My clothes came off. Now she was turned on. I went in and kissed her again. Her right arm wrapped around my neck, pulling me close to her with a chokehold grip. Her mouth was wide open now and her tongue thrust into my mouth. No teasing, no exploring, no playfulness. It went in quick, fast and deep like a high school lover, and jutted side to side in my throat.

As I pried myself away I could feel my balls retreating into my body, looking for cover in case they were next. My cock hung limp. I just needed a moment to get my bearings, I thought to myself.

I pushed her onto the couch, knelt in front of her, and gave her oral pleasure. It didn’t take long, maybe five minutes of mouth, tongue and fingers to have her shaking in orgasm.

She told me she’d never come before from just having oral. She wanted to return the favor.

We moved to her bed. She used her mouth on me, did some fun stuff to my ass. I got mostly hard but wasn’t really enjoying myself. That kissing thing was still bothering me. I put on a condom and tried fucking her. Nope. I wasn’t into it. I couldn’t fake enthusiasm. I was bored. I told her I was nervous.

I do love eating pussy so I went down again. This time it took her a little longer but she came just as hard as the first. We took a break, laid there and talked a bit. It started to feel sexy to me again. I tried kissing her. More pecks. Uuuggghhhh. I tried to lead her mouth with mine. It worked a bit. I was running my hands across her body. Her pussy was so wet. I continued to try to get her to kiss me sensually while I used my fingers on her pussy. She really responded to my hand. I had to stop kissing her as I would’ve become too disappointed and uninterested.

I continued to use one hand on her pussy and the other on her body. She started to cum. And she kept going. I think her orgasm lasted for 90 seconds. She was a shaking, dripping mess afterwards. She couldn’t believe how intense the orgasms I gave her were. How it was all from oral and fingers. I had to go.

After our encounter we chatted here and there. On paper she was everything I wanted. It took me a bit to come to terms with the reality.

She hit me up to meet a couple of times after that. I thought about how I could gently tell her about her technique. But I knew that wouldn’t work. I never did see her again.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5ozv7g/mf_mistress_fail

17 comments

  1. Have you cheated on your wife before? You didn’t really acknowledge anything in terms of how you feel cheating on your wife so it read like this wasn’t really an experiment for you…?

  2. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  3. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  4. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  5. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  6. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  7. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  8. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  9. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  10. OP is cheating scum who gets off on cheating. The worst kind of cheaters. People like you are disgusting pieces of shit!

  11. I’m curious- how did you bring up the fact that you were married? How did she react?

  12. Ok just wondering, so it was her lack of kissing u back passionately that turned you off? Cuz my husband likes using lots of tongue and I prefer less but I did notice when I just reciprocate with crazy tongue he does get more into the sex. Just wanna pin point if the kissing thing is a turn off?

  13. I have had that unsexy weird kissing thing happen and it’s a total buzz kill. She said since we weren’t dating she didn’t want to kiss. Fucked my head up.

  14. Once heard of a similar situation, he described it like this (paraphrased):

    You know all the weird angles and hard lines in a picasso painting? She was like that in bed. Just didn’t work.

  15. Sounds like a girl I knew in college. It was like she never kissed anything her life, Not even her mother.

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