Aiden and Charlotte were walking towards the front door of the Dollar Tree, humming along to “Holly Jolly Christmas” when he noticed a green and red sprig hanging from the ceiling. “Charlotte, stop where you’re at and look straight up,” he said. Her neck craned upwards to see the mistletoe dangling from the rafters right in front of the door.
“Oh goddammit, Aiden. We’ve been over this. I’m not going to kiss you. It would completely ruin our friendship and…”
Her words drowned out as he stayed locked onto her dreamy, brown eyes, like an ocean of chocolate pudding being illuminated by a sun of cheap spotlights. *Goddamn she’s beautiful. I know I shouldn’t, but what other opportunity will I have other than being underneath the mistletoe? She’ll hate me for this, but goddammit I’m alone and have nothing else to lose but my life,* Noah thought.
“which I’m not going to -”
He grabbed her by the waist and pulled her in, tilting his head clockwise and locking his lips with hers. She immediately went limp and melted into my arms. After what seemed like a lifetime of a kiss, they separated. Charlotte looked up at him, directly in my eyes, and whimpered out, “Fuck me.”
He smiled, and whispered back, “My car, right now.” They practically ran out the door and back to my little red Camaro, and jumped in the backseat. He pulled her in tight and wrapped his arms around her, locking his lips with hers once more, like a hug between fleshy noise makers, their heads tilting every which way, tongues wrestling each other in an arena of teeth and gum.
Her hands went from his head down to his chest, then down to his khakis. He was already rock hard as they were running out the door, so he was ready to burst through his pants like the Kool-Aid man. She started rubbing his crotch, talking through the kisses.
“You like that,” she asked.
“Uuuuhhh,” was all Aiden could make out. He was in complete ecstasy. She broke away from my lips and put her head down next to his zipper.
“Well, I bet you’ll like this even more.”
She unbuckled his belt and opened the zipper on his pants, then pulled them down, leaving him only in his underwear. She continued rubbing Aiden’s cock through his underwear. Precum dripped out, soaking his underwear in the process.
“Oh, you really want this, don’t you?”
“Yes, I-I-I do,” Aiden panted. She grabbed the lip of his underwear and began to pull them down, slowly revealing his member, like a summer sausage being taken out of its casing.
“Oh god, you’re fucking big,” she said in awe. All Aiden could do was close his eyes and smile at what was about to happen. As she finished pulling his underwear off, his penis shot up like a bottle rocket in a July sky. Charlotte gave his dick a couple pumps before taking her tongue and licking it from the base all the way to the tip.
A shudder went all throughout his body. Charlotte gave a chuckle. She worked her tongue all the way around the tip of his penis, then back down to the base, then finally down to his freshly-shaven balls. She took one of them in her mouth and sucked on it, sending more precum out of Aiden’s throbbing member.
She moved back to the tip, slurping up all the precum and licking her lips afterwards, smiling at him. She put her entire mouth around his penis and slowly began bobbing her head up and down, sucking my dick as she went back up. Aiden’s toes were beginning to curl, and he couldn’t take too much more before he came, and he didn’t want to be an early bird. As she came up for breath, he stopped her.
“Charlotte, stop,” he said, “I’m about to cum. Let me eat you out for a bit.”
He began kissing her again, first on her lips, then on her cheek, then on her neck. From her neck, he lifted up her shirt and began kissing her abdomen, moving from her ribs down to her pelvis. Aiden unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down to reveal light blue panties with a giant dark blue splotch, wet to the touch, like snot seeping through a kleenex.
“Looks like you really want this too,” Aiden said. She could only let out a whimper. He pulled her panties down the rest of the way, revealing her perfect, pink pussy staring back at him like a vaginal cyclops. He spread her pussy lips wide open, revealing her clit. He went down on her with the ferocity of a crazed raccoon, moving his tongue in every direction possible, writing his ABCs on her beautiful clitoris as if a kindergartener was scribbling with a broken crayon.
Charlotte was screaming in pleasure. “AIDEN, OH MY GOD IM GONNA –”
And from the innards of her bladder came rushing out like Old Yeller, the squirt of months of pent-up sexual frustration, blasting his face like a super soaker at a college pool party. Aiden’s hair was soaked, the piss and ejaculate mixture dripping off my face and down into the floorboards of my car. He couldn’t take it after that. He needed to be inside her.
“You’re gonna get it now,” Aiden growled. His penis was ready to go, like a NASCAR driver at the Talladega speedway. He spread open her pussy and thrusted myself inside of her. She yelled in pure joy. Her warm, wet insides enveloping my cock as he moved by pelvis forward and back as if a flat-assed teenage girl were twerking. Aiden felt around every centimeter of her insides, making sure not a single stretch of fleshy land was left untouched by his pioneering penis.
After 27 whole minutes of vigorous thrusting, he could feel it both coming, and cumming. He couldn’t back any longer. His pork sausage had its time in the microwave and it was ready to explode in a rain of sticky-white love gravy. “I’M GONNA CUM,” he yelled, and pulled out faster than a chef would pull out a burning pizza in an Italian pizza stove.
Aiden pointed his penis at Charlotte’s face and shot exactly 14 ropes of his baby gravy on her face, covering her smile in the sexual melted marshmallow goo, her teeth covered in a new shade of white. “Ohhh, come here, Aiden,” Charlotte whispered. She took her top and bra off, revealing her perfectly proportioned and perky breasts, with 45% of the breast being above the nipple and 55% being below the nipple.
Aiden crawled into her lap and took her right nipple into his mouth and began sucking passionately, massaging her left tit with his left hand. Charlotte groaned in pleasure, and began running her hand through his hair. “My baby boy…” Charlotte whispered.
The couple would stay like that for the next 4 hours and 32 minutes, until eventually they heard the sound of a siren behind them and a knocking on the window.
“Please remove your mouth from the breast,” a muffled voice called. The couple snapped to attention as they looked up to see a police officer shining a light through their car. It was now 9:34 at night, and past the parking lot curfew.
“Goddammit…” they both said in unison.
THE END
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/k9ko6x/aiden_and_charlottes_car_fucking_extravaganza_mf
Ha ha ha my sides hurt from laughing like a maniac this is so entertaining pls write more ??? especially the end❤ was brilliant .this is as sexy as it’s funny.