– On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– six whips for flayin
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– seven mints for rimming
– six whips for flayin
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– eight chains for chainin
– seven mints for rimming
– six whips for flayin
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– nine blades for cutting
– eight chains for chainin
– seven mints for rimming
– six whips for flayin
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– ten gags for screaming
– nine blades for cutting
– eight chains for chainin
– seven mints for rimming
– six whips for flayin
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– eleven-speed dildo vibin’
– ten gags for screaming
– nine blades for cutting
– eight chains for chainin
– seven mints for rimming
– six whips for flayin
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
.
– On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
– twelve paddles for paddlin
– eleven-speed dildo vibin
– ten gags for screaming
– nine blades for cutting
– eight chains for chainin
– seven mints for rimming
– six whips for flayin
– FIVE COCK RINGS!
– four point restraints
– three shock pens
– two latex gloves
– and a pair of kneepads and a scrunchee
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