Just a bit of context, this was at university, quite a big one with a massive library. The kind where you find a new section of books or corridor, each time you visit. Anyway me and a group of friends had discovered a remote spot where past 9 PM, the chances of running into someone else was virtually zero. So it became our usual hang, we’d work there until late, then chill and drink jeagermeister or whatever we managed to smuggle in.
For a period of time, we got really into poker (card games in general) for some reason. Problem was we’re all broke uni students so no one wanted to lose money and we always ended up arguing… you can probably guess where this is going. What we ended up doing wasn’t strip poker, rather a hybrid between poker and truth or dare. We each start with a number of chips (we used skittles lol) when your out of chips you have to perform a dare to get more chips and stay in the game. Loser at the end of the week, needed to treat the others to an expensive meal. It was pretty tame the first two times, no one really wanted to be the first one to give a weird dare. But the third (and last time) we played definitely took a deranged turn.
There was five of us that night, three guys and two girls, (for convinience I’ll call them Max, Luke, Lucy and April) and we were drinking quite a bit. The game starts fairly uneventfully. Then first dare of the night and Luke goes for it and dates April to flash the table. There was some hesitation, but presumably emboldened by the alcohol, she lifted her top, and bared us her breasts. It went on for a few rounds with that sort of dare; April made Max and Luke kiss, Max had to flash us. I’m not particularly good at poker, but I’d managed to keep most of my original chips, Lucy was on a roll however and pretty much dominating everyone.
April is on a pretty bad losing streak, and she’s getting these more and more convoluted dates from Max and Luke. Pretty much flashed us everything that night, and they made her touch their bulges, they touched her… Anyway I hadn’t given her a hard time, but when I finally lose and it’s time for my first dare, I guess Lucy held me partly responsible for the other guys dares for her best friend, and she just grins at me, and tells me to jack off in the library.
Not wanting to wuss out I accept, and I walk out to a deserted isle and turn my back to them. I undo my fly, and pull my member out; I didn’t want to completely drop my trousers in case someone came this way. It’s not particularly to get hard, I’d had a crush on April for a while and seeing what I’d saw that night had me pretty excited. I start stroking my shaft, as I hear my friends laughing behind me. I’m a little embarrassed but the feeling of doing it in public is pretty thrilling. I get lost in my masturbation, until I hear Max call out “Someone’s coming!”. I turn in horror, but they’re all snickering. I get back to my task, but first a grab a random book from a nearby shelf and hold it with one hand while I jerk myself with the other, as a cover in case someone saw me from afar.
It was a good thing I did, a minute later I hear a voice asking my friends what they were doing. I turn my head, and a security guard is by our table scolding my friends and telling them to follow him. I try to quickly tuck my cock away while still awkwardly holding the book, but it’s too late and I look down to see my cock shoot a rope of cum onto the open page of the book. As I’m emptying myself, I hear the guard shout at me: “Are you with them!?”.
“No… I’m just studying” I reply nervously without turning around.
“I’m going to need to see your university ID.”
“sure”
Luckily he turns his attention to my friends as they’re packing their mess up, and I have enough time to push my now limping cock back into my jeans. The books inside is plastered in cum, but I close it and place it back on the shelf (sorry to whoever used Annals of biochemistry vol.42 after me lol).
I walk back and show the guard my I’d and he lets me off the hook. The others were swiftly banned from the library for bringing alcohol in.
Yeah that was one of the most memorable, heart attack inducing, moments of my life. There’s a bit of a continuation to this which is pretty entertaining too, if you all want to hear it, I might make a second post.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/k783lz/annals_of_biochemistry_or_how_we_group_got_caught
This was great! I actually laughed out loud.
I really wonder what the person thought when they found that book.