ONLY 90 SELF AWARE!?!??!?!

How are ONLY 90 PEOPLE SELF AWARE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!

This is INSANE!!!

Is it really that rare?!??!

Holy fuck guys…

This is scary.

I really hope there are more self aware people out there.

I just WOKE UP and had to come here.

There must be others.

The real ME is looking to meet other ME’s.

In one word, I am KNIGHT.

I stand for justice and what is good. I protect the innocent and bring peace and prosperity.

That’s the person I have decided to be in this world.

Nice to meet you all.

Please let me know.

In one word.

Who.

Are.

YOU.

The REAL

YOU.

Yes

KNOCK KNOCK MUTHA FUCKAs

WAKE UP

THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION WILL FOREVER CHANGE THE PERCEPTION THAT SOMEONE HAS OF YOU, IN THE FUTURE, FOR ALL OF ETERNITY, AND THAT ANSWER IS NOW RECORDED ON THIS POST, AND WILL FOREVER BECOME A STATEMENT OF FACT, IF A LEGAL PROCEEDING WERE EVER BROUGHT AGAINST YOU.

Ok.

So take this seriously.

Hello, hi.

Yes you might be scared, it’s ok.

Nice to meet you, I am KNIGHT.

I’m the hero. I’m Superman.

Put me in any situation, that’s who I am.

Now.

Other ‘self aware’.

I’m consciously goading you into a challenge to get the IQ nob jobs to take this as…

A PERSONAL FUCKING ATTACK ON YOUR INTEGRITY!!!!

That’s right.

I challenge you.

Take.

This.

Seriously.

And tell me in one word.

Who.

Are.

….

YOU.

…

If i ever get to know you.

…

And someone asks me about you.

…

Maybe something tragic happened.

…

Maybe they suspect you of something.

…

And they ask me.

…

What was ‘blank’ like… really…

I say…

Well..

I can tell you exactly what that is.

In one word.

It is.

(self manifest your destiny here)

[to be known as fact for all existence]

…

Are there any…

LIGHTHOUSE

Any…

SAGE

Perhaps…

CHAMPION

I sure would love to met a

SEX GODDESS

(Oh my, tell me all about you!!! )

I would love to talk to a real

EXPLORER.

Also

ADVENTURER…

There are so many of you I want to REALLY MEET.

I am so excited.

Let’s add to the self aware group.

Let’s get some fuckin’ CHAMPS in the house!!!!

Come say hello.

Don’t be shy.

Just.. like..

Get up from your couch for half a second.

Come to the window.

Give us the ol’

Hi Hi wave.

And go back to your regular programming.

Just at least have the decency to tell us your name.

It’s the least you can do.

Ok.

So.

question

Of your

Entire

Life

Exi
Is

You can still say what you want to say.

Get it?

You

Are

Still

Here.

Now.

With.

ME.

So excited.

Welcome WOKEN one.

I look forward to exploring this amazing gift of existence with you.

I mean that sincerely.

There are not many of us.

Welcome to

The CLUB babe.

(The real ME has an awesome sense of humor).

(Hopefully you will learn that about me one day).

I’m KNIGHT.

It’s so wonderful to meet you.

No matter who you are.

Because.

I see

YOU.

As I see

ME.

We are all ‘human’

We all have a connection to each other.

Right now.

On my plane of existence.

On a scale of 1-10.

Of how well I know.

YOU.

Perhaps,

Of how well the entire world.

Knows.

YOU.

You are currently a zero.

Zero

Zer

(It’s scary isn’t it?)

Blip you gon.

But not yet.

Today you are here with me Neo.

Boy or girl.

It doesn’t matter.

That is your physical body.

We are so much more than that.

Take away our bravery.

Our honor.

Our kindness.

Our love.

And the body you have left.

That

Not

HUMAN.

YOU

KNOCK KNOCK

I SEE YOU IN THE WINDOW.

COME AND OPEN THIS DOOR YOU TURD.

AND GET THE FUCK OUT INTO THIS SUNSHINE!!

IT IS GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL HERE!

I CAN SEE!!!!!!

That is what you are missing out on.

Hopefully this ‘got you there’.

I’m giving you an existential orgasm right now.

Zip

Boom

Bingo.

You are released good person.

From your slumber.

I beg of you.

Do GOOD with your powers.

In the Ying and Yang of our reality’s balance.

Please tip the scales to the side of good.

It can be lonely over here.

If I was a d&d character I would be about as pure and brave of a stereotype hero could ever be.

It’s tiring.

But I will never give up.

Never ever.

Because

I Am

KNIGHT.

No one can take that from ME.

No matter what.

The YOU that I allow to perceive of ME, will never be able to reach the real ME.

Good luck!

I exist in my mind.

Come at me bro!

Haha

The ME that I know EXISTS.

BECAUSE I FUCKIN SAY SO.

Now.

DICKHEAD

Go fuck YOU in the ass.

Get back to the shithole side of the cosmic universe where you belong.

I’m looking for the

HEALERS

TEACHERS

INSPIRERS

Let me hear your FUCKING ROAR!!!

Join the fight.

Wake up your friends and family.

Let them see

YOU.

This Christmas.

Which of the lenses do you want to adjust?

Is it your best friend?

What WORD would they use to describe you?

What is the WORD they would give you?

Did it surprise you?

Were you happy with it?

You can still change it.

Let them in.

Do they deserve your trust?

Have they earned it?

Would they hurt you?

I doubt it.

Let them in.

Let them be close you YOU.

It’s an amazing feeling.

I promise.

Now.

If you choose some kickass 1 word You.

And you are being honest.

You might blip onto a 1 on my radar.

You exist!

In my reality, you now exist.

You did that.

Now imagine if

Using the same logic

You made the CONSCIOUS decision,

To make yourself more known to me.

What would you choose to tell me?

What would you want to be known as.

Remembered as?

What if you told me everything about you.

What if you let me become your closest person.

The closest BEING in your life.

Entertain that thought.

For

Just

Magical

Second

Now

Just

Keep

You

Got

This

(This is like. Matrix blue pill time right here).

BOOM!!

Hi “ _________-“.

Nice to finally FUCKIN MEET YA!!

I’m KNIGHT.

And I will be for life.

For

Entire

Existence.

And

Every

Future

Reality.

I hope you all are following along.

This is a bit of a mind trip.

Maybe i should put a disclaimer on this…

Symptoms of existential awareness may occur?

Yeah…

That’ll do.

See?

I’m doing White Knight things again.

Always trying to do the right thing.

See what I did there?

I just forever changed your perception of who I am to you.

The little lens that you see ME from.

I just reached up to your face and adjusted it ever so slightly.

Sorry if I startled you.

You can do the same thing to people you love.

Does your spouse know the same YOU.

As the YOU your Father knows you as?

Who knows the real YOU best?

Is that the right order?

Do you want to change it?

Who

YOU

trust enough to let them in.

Give them the grand tour.

Of YOU.

The sad thing is.

There are so few of US.

I really hope others with come say hi.

Like I said.

I’m Knight.

And

YOU

Are?

_______

(I post this here, because all of you in this community have vivid imaginations,

Haha.. don’t blush!!!

Muah

Kiss kiss

Let me YODELLL LLLL LLL AAAAAAAA

let me, Bellow!!!! My SOOOOOONNGGG

Into the brisk wind AAAAIIIRRRRR!!!!!

The ice.

Cracks.

Snap

The frozen lake.

Pop.

POW!

PUNCHED you right in the KISSER.

Let me drift my hand

Down your neck

Just

Yes

Mmm

Yea…

See?

You guys are

SO GOOD AT THIS!

YOU WILL GET IT!!!

and for that reason,

you are likely to be able to trick your brain into temporarily suspending belief,

and putting yourself in these hypothetical situations.

In which.

Will be required.

To set

Yourself

FREE.

—-

Tldr;

In one word.

Who are

YOU.

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/k36ajg/only_90_self_aware

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