“Sacra-fucking-mento, how you doing?” Dick Fury shouted to the crowd. The normal incoherent “woo” and “yeah” responses came flooding back, the wave of sound hitting Dick on the stage. Dick launched back into his usually stage banter. “I’m having a good fucking time too. So good it should be criminal… In fact I’d say having this much fun is… barely legal…”
The crowd roared as the band launched into “Barely Legal.” The F-Ups had songs about social issues and tearing down the oppressive systems that keep the common man down… but their biggest hit was about fucking teenagers. Dick thought it was just as well. In twenty years of playing punk (pop punk if he was really honest with himself) they hadn’t toppled a single power structure, but all of them had fucked a ton of a teenagers. “Barely Legal” had actually started out being about voting, but since it was on the major label debut the suits wanted something edgy yet marketable and youth voter turnout didn’t fit the bill. So instead he leaned into the title (which Dick had intended to be cheeky) and wrote a song about the pleasures of fucking 18-year-olds. Speaking of, it was time for Dick to scan the crowd for tonight’s offering. There were a lot of options.
Some of the rest of the band was going out. Supposedly the food scene in Sacramento had escalated dramatically since the first time the band had played there. Dick wasn’t going out though. Dick wasn’t the only married guy in the band but he was the only one whose wife not only accepted the rock star lifestyle but actively encouraged it. Vy was 15 years younger than Dick, only 23, and the fact that Dick toured around the country spending every night with a different woman was a big part of what drew her to him in the first place. She had grown up a child star on a kids show called “Violet!” When she was 19 she had tried to shed her good girl image and become a punk star named Vy O’Lent. It didn’t go great (she went back to acting in a couple months) but because of her existing stardom she got a slot on the Kix Tour and that’s where they had met. They had never been monogamous and their favorite hobbies were taking videos with other people and then watching them together. Then they’d fuck to their own amateur porn. (Was it still amateur if you were both famous?) Just before the show started, Dick had gotten a video on his phone. Vy was sucking a giant black cock that Dick assumed belonged to this 21-year-old rapper she was hanging out with a lot and then it ejaculated a huge load all over her face. “Bruh, ya girl sucks dick good,” the voice from the video goes. As Vy pushes the cum into her mouth and swallows she says “oh, he knows.”
Dick only left on tour a couple days earlier but right now he misses grabbing onto Vy’s platinum blonde hair and looking into her large blue eyes while she chokes down his cock. From the look of the video the rapper has an inch or two on Dick, but at a bit over seven and a half inches Dick doesn’t feel threatened by other guys. Still, Dick is on the hunt when his eye lock on a girl in the front row. She ethnically ambiguous, Filipino maybe? Some kind of Asian but with tan skin. Her hair is a vibrant red. She has short jean shorts that are definitely showing her ass cheeks and an F-Ups tee shirt on with no bra underneath from the looks of it. Dick figured she was maybe a C cup but he was never good at determining bra sizes. He didn’t wear them and was usually more invested in getting them off.
The band finishes the song. It’s their biggest hit so naturally it’s the closer.
“Good night, Sacramento! Fight the power, fuck the police, and a whole lot of other stuff that sounds better when minorities say it!” The lights went down and the band cleared the stage. Dick talked to their road manager. “Asian redhead. Send her to the room.”
***
Dick’s hotel was about a block away from the venue. Thank god. He vaped some weed and popped a Viagra. Vy had gotten him into these designer vape pens that had the right blends for different results. If you wanted to use it to sleep, to make The Matrix more interesting, or to calm yourself down when you were feeling anxious. The one Dick hit was one for enhancing sexual pleasure. There was a knock at the door. Dick answered it. He was still dressed in skintight jeans, no shirt and a leather jacket. The redhead was there looking nervous. Dick smiled.
“Nice to meet you.”
“Oh my God, you’re Dick Fury.”
“That’s my name. Well, my made-up one anyway. Come on in.”
The girl entered the hotel room. Dick led her to the couch. She sat down.
“Make yourself comfortable.
“Right I read that.” She kicked her shoes off. “About your name. Your real name is Danny Rodriguez.”
“You did your homework. So you know two of my names and I still know none of yours.”
“Oh. I’m Eurydice Iha.”
“Eurydice? Like the Greek myth? That’s fucking awesome. We wrote a song about that.”
“I know. I’m named after it. My mom is a huge fan.”
“And you aren’t?”
“Oh I am. I just got really into you guys this year.”
“Excellent! Can’t keep going without new fans.”
“I mean before this year I just knew ‘Barely Legal,’ obviously, and ‘Eurydice’ because of my name. But now I’ve listened to all your albums and singles. B-sides too.”
Dick took off his jacket. On his second date with Vy he had gotten a tattoo of her nude on his side. Eurydice was staring at it now.
“Admiring the artwork.”
“Oh… I just… I grew up watching Violet! And I’ve seen her naked in movies but… it’s just so close. And you’re her husband. You see her like that all the time, huh?”
Dick took another drag off the vape pen. He then offered Eurydice a hit.
“Oh thank you! I’m just so nervous.”
“You got nothing to be nervous about.”
Eurydice inhaled deep and held it for a moment before exhaling.
“Wow, that’s good.”
“You want to see a side of Vy almost no one sees?”
“Sure!”
Dick got out his cell phone. He scrolled through his videos and found the one he wanted. He played it and showed Eurydice. Vy was filming herself in the mirror getting fucked in the ass by the actor who played her father in a cheesy teen ghost romance movie she had been in.
“Oh my God!” Eurydice started to laugh. “I used to watch her on the Disney channel! And that’s, like, her dad!” Eurydice stopped laughing. “Oh… is she cheating on you?”
“It’s not cheating with permission. We don’t hold each other back. In fact,” Dick placed a hand on Eurydice’s thigh and started rubbing. “We insist on keeping souvenirs. So since you’re such a big fan of Vy’s, how would you like to say ‘hi’ to her in a video?”
“That… sounds nice.”
Dick leaned in to kiss her. She seemed surprised for some reason and almost pulled away, but then she leaned into it. Dick moved his hand up her thigh and slit his fingers up the leg of her jean shorts. No underwear. He moved a finger inside. She was so wet.
“Mmmm, that feels nice.”
“If you slide off the shorts, it can feel a lot nicer.”
Eurydice hesitated a second then slid her shorts off. Then she took her shirt off. She was naked now. She had a tattoo under her right breast that read “Now I’m grown, time to bone.” It was a lyric from “Barely Legal.”
Dick began licking her sweet wet cunt. He knew he was a rock star; groupies wouldn’t hold it against him if he didn’t go down, but god dammit he loved doing it. His tongue danced around her clit and she moaned and grabbed him by the hair. Her legs were in the air. (“Grabbed by the hair, legs in the air,” he’d have to remember those lyrics.) Dick stayed between her legs until he jaw began to hurt. He could tell she was ready for the next bit. He stood up. She looked at him with anticipation in the air. Dick had a big… dick, but his reputation had reached somewhat legendary proportions. Usually women were happy it was so big but relieved it wasn’t the behemoth of rock ‘n roll lore. Dick dropped his pants and presented almost eight inches of rock hard rock star. Eurydice gasped. She looked her at him, her eyes wide. Dick grabbed her head and pulled it to his crotch. She took the tip in her mouth at first, her tongue dancing around it. She gradually started taking more and more of it in her mouth. She gagged when it hit the back of her throat but she powered through and started swallowing it. Dick could tell she wasn’t the most experienced but her tight throat felt so good. Eurydice worked at it until she had taken all of it. His balls were on her chin. Dick exploded down her throat.
She gasped for air when he pulled out of her throat. He turned her around and bent her over. The pill had kept him hard through his ejaculation and now his cock was lubed up with saliva and cum. He entered her ass. She screamed and he offered to stop but she told him not to. He could tell this was a virgin asshole. He took it gentle at first until he got it all the way in then he gained in speed and intensity. He pulled her head and reached around her neck to choke her a bit.
“Do you like that?”
“Yes, Daddy.”
Dick wasn’t sure the exact age he passed when young girls started calling him “Daddy” during sex but he fucking loved it. He grabbed his phone. He turned to the selfie camera and filed his and Eurydice’s faces.
“Say ‘hi’ to Violet, Eurydice.”
“Hi Violet!” She moaned.
“Tell her what a fan you are.”
“I love your show and I love your movies and I love your makeup line and… I love your husband’s cock!”
“Which is where…?”
“In my ass, Daddy.”
Dick turned her head and kissed her on the lips. Then he made a kiss face toward the camera and stopped recording. He pulled out of Eurydice’s ass. He laid her down on the floor. They weren’t making it to the bed tonight. He climbed on top of her…
“Wait…” she said. Dick stopped. She looked deeply into his eyes. She nodded, “okay.”
He entered her delicious pussy and her whole body writhed in ecstasy. She wrapped her legs around him to pull him deeper into her. Dick thrust again and after a few minutes he couldn’t believe he was almost ready to cum again. Her tight twat was going to milk him for every drop. He though about cumming on her perfect tits or her innocent face but he legs were not letting him go and he came inside her.
“Ohhh, ffuuuuuuuck…” they both screamed slightly out of unison.
They lay on the floor in post-orgasmic bliss for several minutes then a video message came through on Dick’s phone. It was Vy. She had shot a nude selfie video and was fingering herself with her free hand.
“So good to meet you, Eurydice. You look sexy as fuck and I’m glad you love Daddy’s cock in your ass as much as I do.” The video ended. Eurydice sat up suddenly.
“Oh my God. Oh my God I can’t believe I did that.”
“First time?”
“With a man. Oh my God, Becca!”
“Becca?”
“My girlfriend!”
“Oh… well, I’m sorry but-“
“I didn’t know this was going to happen.”
“Well, I mean you knew.”
“No I didn’t”
“You came up to a rock star’s hotel room.”
“To tell you… um, well. My mom, Jalinda, is a big fan and saw you guys in 2002 and… um… you are definitely my father.”
Dick didn’t know if it was the pill or a weird kink he never knew he had, but he was rock hard again.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/k1g5y8/sex_drugs_and_rock_n_roll