When I was in college there was a French girl (as in moved from France to study in the U.S.) that I got to know. Never really dated, but we fucked once and after that she was often a 2am booty call…sometimes I called, sometimes she did and if we were both free we’d almost always fuck. So one night we happened to show up at the same bar, not an uncommon occurrence. She had a lot of gay friends and was with some of them, they were all going to a gay bar and she asked if I wanted to come. We went and there was a male (duh) stripper show going on, so she and I and her friends got a table. I don’t have a gay bone in my body but god damn these guys were fit, so while not turned on at all I was certainly a tad envious! One of the strippers came over to talk to Frenchie, she knew him and she got me to put a buck in his g-string and everyone had a good laugh at me, really we were just having a lot of fun. So the guy she called over had a pretty decent package and one of her friends commented, she pointed at me and said, “fuck, you should see HIS!” So this starts a round of come on, let’s see it, all in good fun. So I’m like, “well shit it isn’t going to look like much NOW, I’m not exactly turned on guys!” Good laugh at that one, but Frenchie (who by now has had many drinks) says, “I know how to fix that.” So she gets under the table and I get my cock out (I’m a quick study) and she starts sucking on it…tons of people can see and she’s really going at it, gets me hard as fuck and then stops and gets back up in her chair and says “see!” Then she leans over and whispers in my ear, “I wanted to save your cum for later.” No way on earth was I ever going to be able to cum in that setting but she didn’t need to know that so I just said, “good plan.” What happened later was epic also but merits its own “part II” as noted in the title.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jj8jxu/mf_the_girl_and_the_gay_bar_part_i