Let me first start off by saying this is not some bullshit, “I TURNED HER STRAIGHT!” story. I do not think my dick has special powers. No one was “turned” in this story, and Amy is actually happily married to a woman now.
So about two years ago, I was visiting my hometown for a friend’s wedding. It wasn’t a close friend, but I was invited, and I knew all my old friends would be there…so why not? Plus, free drinks, free food, awkward white people dancing, what’s not to love? I spent most of the wedding night with my best friend Nathan and his sister Amy.
I’ve known Nathan for over a decade. His sister Amy is two years older than us and basically took care of him when their mother was addicted to drugs. As the title hints, Amy is a lesbian. I’m not putting her in that category, by the way. She is very vocal about it. The type that has bumper stickers on her car announcing it. She’s got a lot of tattoos, buzz cut, and is very short. If I had to compare her to a celebrity, I’d say she’s a much (MUCH) edgier version of [Emma Watson](https://images.edexlive.com/uploads/user/imagelibrary/2020/6/11/original/gettyimages-485360238.jpg).
She’s also extremely cool. Like, if we were at a bar, I’m pretty sure she and her friends would laugh at me. But thankfully, she’s known me for years, so I’m allowed in her circle. We laughed all night, told embarrassing stories from our past, and probably drank a little too much.
How do I know we drank too much? Well, Amy pitched me an online business idea that was basically Uber for dogs. Like, she was serious about it, and she knew I worked online, so apparently she thought I could build her a website or something, “It’s easy, right?” she asked. I gave her my new number and told her to text me if she still wanted to do it in a week.
The morning after the wedding, she texted me, “Please tell me you don’t remember me rambling about Woofer.”
“You mean the app that provides safe transportation for your pets when you’re not around?”
“Oh God. IT’S SO STUPID, I KNOW!”
“It’s funny, and honestly, people love their dogs so much they’d probably use it.”
“Stop. No. Don’t encourage this.”
From there, the conversation changed to just playful banter. We met up with Nathan for a dinner that night and it was all good vibes. It was my last night in town (I had a flight early in the morning) so we said our goodbyes and I went back to my hotel.
Well, about an hour after the dinner, Amy texted me and talked about how nice it was seeing me again, which led to more conversation, and at some point she brought up this game she supposedly plays with all her friends. Basically, you send a random number (let’s say 29) and the other person has to open their photos and send you their 29th photo, no matter what it is.
It’s basically a version of minesweeper, because we all have a few *bombs* in our photos. So we played a few rounds of this, avoiding any risqué photos, but then she hit me with a 46. Maybe the worst number she could have picked.
“Are you sure?” I asked her.
“Positive.”
“Even if it’s, uh, NSFW?”
“Are you kidding? Especially if it’s nsfw!”
So I sent her the photo. [This photo](https://imgur.com/8G5crBM). Yes, I know I could have just lied and sent a different photo, but I don’t like to cheat. It took her a few minutes to respond. I thought she was upset.
“Wow…”
“You said to send it!”
“Oh I know. I just didn’t expect all that lmao”
“Please don’t send that to Nathan.”
“LOL…I wouldn’t do that.”
“This is weird now, huh?”
“A little. You have a really nice cock. Congrats.”
“Thanks?”
“Like, I want to suck it. Not even like I’m attracted to you. I just want to like care for it.”
“Lol, I’m not sure how to respond to that.”
“ugh”
“what?”
“I just, have to do it now. I’m very impulsive.”
“You have to do what?”
“Suck your dick.”
She showed up at the hotel around 30 minutes later. She was dressed in a pair of basketball shorts and a white t-shirt. Somehow, even though she was dressed like an NBA player on his day off, she was still insanely attractive. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that I knew she was there to suck my dick.
“Sit down,” she said. As I mentioned above, she was very short, but oddly intimidating. She took a seat next to me on the edge of the bed.
“So I just want to make it clear that this is a one time thing.”
“Of course.”
“And I’m not like longing for dick or whatever. It’s not something I crave.”
“Okay…”
“It’s just, I’m horny, and sometimes sex is just sex.”
“So we’re having sex?”
“If you can survive the blowjob,” she smirked.
She got down on her knees in front of me and started rubbing my cock through my sweatpants. She admired the outline and pressed her lips against the fabric. She started planting soft kisses up and down the length, and then she started making out with my pants essentially. It was the weirdest/hottest thing ever. My sweats were covered with wetness, thanks to her mouth, and my cock was harder than ever, waiting for that initial touch.
After minutes of teasing my cock through my pants, Amy pulled them down. My cock bounced free, hitting her in the chin. She moved back just a little and stared at it.
“You know, dicks can be fun…” she smiled up at me. She reached out her hand and flicked the head of my cock.
“Ow!” I jumped a bit.
“You can flick them,” she laughed. “You can stroke them,” she wrapped her hand around my cock and gave it a few loving strokes.
“You can slap them,” she slapped my cock, rather aggressively. “You can lick them,” she grinned, and then moved forward, running her tongue down my entire length. She then licked her way back up, and continued this for at least a minute. It was such a fucking tease. I wanted to grab her face and shove her mouth down on my cock, but I was a little afraid she’d bite it off.
After getting in dozens of licks, she stared at my saliva coated cock. “Look at it…the vein. It looks like it’s about to explode,” she whispered.
“It is…” I moaned.
Amy moved forward and wrapped her lips around its aching head. Her mouth felt like instant relief as she sucked on the head and slowly worked her mouth down. She was surprisingly gentle, sucking on it like she was trying to taste it. She rubbed the head against the inside of her cheek and then pressed it against it, causing her cheek to poke out.
“Fuck, that feels good,” I moaned. She dragged her lips down the shaft, and then worked them back up to the head, quickly sliding the head in and out of her mouth. As she continued with this movement, she slid her hand down her shorts and played with herself.
A minute or two later, she slid her hand back out and stroked my cock with it, her wetness acting as lube. She then leaned forward and licked herself off my dick, “Fuck, I taste good,” she grinned.
I decided to take control of the situation in this moment. I pulled her up on the bed and pinned her down, face first. I pulled down her shorts and pulled her panties to the side, lining up my cock with her wet pussy. She stuck her ass in the air to make it easier for me as I pushed my way inside her warm opening.
We moaned at the same time. She felt fucking incredible. I pushed deeper inside her and pressed my body against hers, slowly moving around in circles, feeling every inch of her pussy.
“Fuck me,” she moaned. I positioned myself accordingly and fucked her with long, deep strokes. She lifted herself off the bed just a bit, to allow room for her hand to slip between her legs. She rubbed her clit as my cock fucked her sweet pussy. “You feel so fucking good,” I moaned, squeezing her small, firm ass.
I tried my best to keep the same rhythm in place with deep strokes, but I was struggling because the orgasm was building. She wiggled underneath me, her moans louder and louder, “Please just, fuck,” she whispered, out of breath. I pressed my hand down on the small of her back and watched as her pussy gripped my cock tightly.
“Fuck, OHHHHH,” she moaned as she came on my cock, her fingers still working her clit. She grabbed the pillow with her free hand and pushed it off the bed. It was then things got a bit chaotic, as I was about to cum as well.
“I’m gonna cum,” I warned her with desperation in my voice. She pressed her ass into me, “Cum inside me, please.” I was in no position to have a discussion about this, so I pushed inside her once more and let out a Tarzan-like call as my cock exploded inside her pussy. Shot after shot of cum. Her pussy was milking me.
She was laughing at me as I allowed myself to fall down on her back, exhausted. “You’re only the second cock to ever enter this pussy,” she laughed, “And the first to come inside.”
“And how was it?” I rolled to the side of her.
“You did okay, pal. You did okay.”
“I’ll take it.”
“I’m sure straight chicks dig you.”
“I think you dig me.”
“Don’t get cocky,” she reached down and gave my tired cock another slap. She went to clean up in the bathroom, and then I walked her out. We hugged, she gave me a high five and that was it.
And yes, we still text frequently. Nothing sexual though. She’s a great friend.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/jfkpmw/mf_texting_game_leads_to_bizarre_sex_with_my_best
This reminds me of the bats and balls convo between Larry and Leon in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Everything was going great, until Tarzan call and I died.
Hot and cute!
Dude, you turned her straight. LoL.
Sexy. Funny. Cute. Wholesome. Sexy.
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