Star Wars fangirl seeking talented wordsmith

Greetings exalted ones,

Forgive me for the many Star Wars puns within the contexts of this post but hopefully some of you have a sense of humour. I come from a galaxy far far away, more specifically a basement apartment with so little lighting that I’ve practically turned nocturnal. This subreddit has always kind of peeked my interest in a “look but don’t touch” kind of way, and now that I’m striking out on my own and free from the clutches of my sith boyfriend, here I am.

While I’ve always adored the written arts and it’s led to many dabbles into the world of written Star Wars and maybe one or two fanfictions about Obi Wan & Anakin touching lightsabers, that passion has extended into the written word. I’ve always been kind of a dork and while my friends (and mom) tell me I’ve got the ‘gamer girl’ kind of cute about me, quite frankly I’m shyer than a little Jawa on Tatooine.

That’s where YOU come in, my scruffy nerf herders! Erotica is my game and I’m seeking a talented and proficient wielder of the written arts to bring my fantasies to life as I sit lonely in my little basement slumber. While my hobbies involve a galaxy far far away, my actual erotic fantasies mostly stem from slice of life tales….. affairs, threesomes, voyeurs, vanilla things like that that are coated in a rich plot and vividly detailed worlds (mostly on Earth haha.)

So is that you? Are you the chosen one that Qui-Gon mumbled about before passing from a stab wound? Then send this gamer girl a message, tell me how your day is going, boast to me of your writing talents, hell tell me your Star Wars theories or if you think the Jedi WERE evil from a certain point of view…. just do it all in detail, the longer and more eloquent the better. I wanna be impressed, and I wanna be taken care of.

Find a master for this lowly padawan.

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/j5rkjn/star_wars_fangirl_seeking_talented_wordsmith