I’ve been dating my gf for the past year now and I’ve been eyeing her mom since we first met. She is insanely fit with a fat ass and massive tits. I have been really wanting to show my interest in her and possibly have something happen between us but I have no idea if she would even consider doing anything with me since I’m with her daughter. Please give me realistic suggestions on how to possible make this happen or if I should just leave it as a fantasy. Also if anyone has done this I would love to hear about it!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/io05ws/my_gfs_mom
Don’t. The end.
Leave as a fantasy. Only do something if she makes a move first or something but rn you have no chance.
I’m reminded of an old joke:
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.
She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
The moral of the story: always keep your condoms in your car.
But seriously, this just seems like the fastest way to blow up your relationship.