Ok, so, this is the first time I’ve tried actually writing one of these out instead of just replaying it in my head, so we’re gonna see how this turns out.
I guess first I gotta go through the boring background stuff. So first, cuz you’ll get confused if I don’t specify, my wife (GF at the time) and I are both chicks. Got that? Awesome. Anyway. She’s 34, about 6’0″, with long black hair, a delectable southern accent, and broad hips and shoulders, I guess you’d call that a “farm girl” build, but I just call it fuckin’ hot. Great rack, great ass, I’m totally super lucky.
I’m not as gorgeous. I’m 21, just a hair under 5′, my hair is red now but at the time I was rocking blonde. I work out, but I also love fudge, so it kinda cancels. Pretty average. I guess more people would describe me as “adorable” than “smokin'”, but I’m cool with that. I’m told I have a cute nose. Stay away from my nose.
Also, a while back I picked up a whole spool of silk rope on clearance. Sure, it’s like marine orange, but so what? I have four lengths tied to the legs of my front room couch, and tucked underneath, so it’s perfect for spontaneous kinky sex.
Now, this was a crappy, rainy Saturday, and I had just ordered some pizza and was chillin’, and my girl (I’ll call her J) was working on her book in the other room, and I decided I was up for a little afternoon delight, right? Well, J thinks it’s the hottest thing in the world when I text her something like “I want to taste you. Come over here and present yourself to me.” Like, as in, I hit send and BOOM, she’s there, and I’m craning my neck to see behind her, to make sure the carpet isn’t smoldering.
So I send her a text: “I need you now. Come to me naked, so I can tie you to the couch.” In no time flat, J is coming into the front room at a trot, no clothes on at all, which is so fucking amazingly sexy. She starts to take off my halter top, and I stop her. “No, not yet. You’re going to be blindfolded this time, so there’s no need for me to be undressed yet.”
Her nipples hardened immediately. I sat her down, and pulled the ropes out from under the couch. I tied her in a sitting position, her legs wide apart and her arms over her head, then I blindfolded her.
I kissed her deeply, and pinched one of her nipples. She gasped and pulled against the ropes, so I did it again. Then I moved lower, and sucked her nipple into my mouth, and let my hand just play with her pussy a little, kinda teasing. She was super wet, so I put my finger on her mouth and ordered her to suck on it.
I used my fingers on her for a while, bringing her up then letting her down a few times, before she started begging me to let her cum. I’m a sucker for being begged with that accent of hers, so I moved lower again and slipped my tongue across her clit.
I got her super worked up, when the doorbell rang. Fuck! My pizza!!
Well, Dommes don’t make mistakes like that, so I thought of something right quick to play it off like I’d set it all up.
J: “What the fuck? Who’s that??”
Me: “Oh, that’s the pizza I ordered. Just a minute.”
J: [whispering] “Don’t you fucking dare answer that door! I’m like six steps away from it!! He’ll see me!”
Me: “Pfft. Of course.” [Walking to door]
J: “I swear to god, don’t you dare!”
Me: “Hey, which one of us is holding the ball gag? Shh. Quiet.”
So I crack the door open just a smidge, and as normally as could be managed with my face covered in a suspicious, clear, wet substance, transacted pizza business. The kid prolly saw, like, an ankle or something and had a great story to tell his buddies.
I came back with pizza, and stopped to grab another thing I keep hidden in my front room, my eight inch vibrator. I leaned down next to J and whispered “The pizza girl thinks you’re fucking hot. I invited her to watch.” Then I slowly pushed the vibrator into her, and turned the speed all the way up.
J came like three times in six seconds. By the time I finished my first slice (olives, mushrooms, and pepperoni, btw), she was totally exhausted from orgasming.
And when I took her blindfold off, I couldn’t tell whether she was relieved or pissed that I hadn’t actually invited a pizza chick in to watch me fuck her with a vibrator. :D
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5hxce8/ff_bondage_in_which_i_play_a_harmless_little_joke
Ah, finally, an FF story. That was a fun read – perfect blend of sexy and funny. Keep up the great work. I hope to see more from you soon.
Hilarious and sexy. Thanks for sharing!
Fantastic writing, very funny and sexy. I hope to read much more from you!