After our lake adventures, Audrey and I continued to hang out. We had similar interests and just enjoyed spending time together. We hooked up a few times and I sometimes spent the night, but not even enough to really consider us friends with benefits. We actually enjoyed the lack of labels and spending time together.
My ex still continued to try to contact me. As is common with narcissists, the lack of control over me was getting to her. I continued living with Sam and Ellie because despite making pretty decent money, my ex kept everything and I would have to get an apartment, pay deposits, and completely furnish it.
My ex made no secrets about hooking up with guys, and still trying to get booty calls from me. All of which were ignored. I had not seen her in person in months, though until last Friday.
Audrey and I planned to meet at my favorite local bar which had just reopened with social distancing guidelines. Obviously friends and couples would sit together, but I feel like they did a great job of making it work.
I took my favorite seat at the corner of the bar, ordered an amazing local amber, and who should walk in but she-who-shall-not-be-named. She, of course, took the seat next to me.
“You’re a hard man to get a hold of.”
As she said this, Audrey walked in and her eyes got wide. I shot her a look back to indicate this was unintended. She must have gotten the picture because as my ex ordered herself a cosmopolitan, Audrey approached the seat on my other side just past the corner of the bar.
“Is this seat taken?” Obviously pretending she didn’t know me.
“Help yourself.”
Either my ex didn’t recognize her as she’d cut her hair shorter since the picture of me driving the boat, or she was too caught up in herself to care.
“Our bed has been so lonely since you left.” My ex said to try to start a conversation.
“You mean MY bed” I replied coldly.
She continued to talk about how pitiful everything was since I left, ignoring how she kicked me out and took me off the lease. I only halfway listened, trying to apologize to Audrey without her facing my ex’s narcissistic wrath.
The bartender approached her and as she tried to decide what she wanted, I spoke up.
“On a hot day like this, I recommend the Amber. If you want something sweeter, the vanilla cream ale is amazing, too!”
“I’ll go with that. I definitely like things sweet.” She giggled, seemingly flirtatiously.
As my ex continued to talk in one ear, Audrey and I began to discuss beers as if complete strangers. My ex ordered herself another drink. Audrey enjoyed her vanilla cream ale and ordered another one for herself and one for me causing my ex to huff. She grabbed my shoulder to make me face her.
“Please come back home.”
“You kicked me out and took me off the lease! You took all my stuff!”
“But if you come home it will be yours again.”
“You literally threw my cat into a carrier and pushed us out the door!”
Confronted with facts, my ex suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Probably to get her next lie straight. It gave me a chance to talk to Audrey personally, and she said to keep playing strangers and that I was doing great.
My ex returned just as I ordered another round for Audrey and myself. She tried to get me to buy her a drink as well, but I just said “there’s the bartender” and pointed. Audrey began to flirt hardcore with me as my ex begged and pleaded in my other ear.
“You know, I’m really enjoying talking to you. Let me give you my number if you want to hang out sometime.”
She slid her phone over and said “that’s fine, but we’re hanging out now and I’d hate to lose this great conversation.”
I created a second contact as she already had my number and said “yeah, but it’s getting noisy in here. Maybe we should go somewhere a little more quiet. There’s a nice park around the corner from here.”
“Ok” Audrey giggled again.
“Yo, Mark. Put this lovely lady’s drinks on my tab. You know I’m good for it.”
Mark was a great bartender especially to his regulars, and not an idiot. He had her card out and was handing it to her before I finished my sentence. I offered Audrey my arm and we walked out. Mark was able to stop my ex and make her settle up, giving us time to get away.
“You know she’ll follow and he can only stall her for so long.”
Audrey thrusted her keys at me and told me to leave my car there so she’d think we walked. She told me to drive and when I was sure we were clear of her to go back to her place.
When we finally arrived…
“Not going to lie, I was pretty turned on pretending you were a total stranger. Definitely not the kind of thing I would do in real life, but God…”
I stepped closely to her and ran my hands under her shirt, across her tight, flat stomach, and caressed her tiny breasts.
“I never thought I’d go home with someone I just met either.” I winked and smirked, looking into her bright blue eyes.
“I hope your girlfriend doesn’t mind you leaving with me!”
We both laughed, I picked her up and she wrapped her legs around my waist. We kissed deeply all the way to the bedroom where I threw her down on the bed and quickly undressed her. And pulled her to the edge of the bed. She unbottoned my pants and I stripped them off. As I knelt down she took my shirt off and I began to lick her pussy.
Audrey moaned and grabbed the sheets in pleasure as my tongue teased her clit. She ran her hands across my shaved head, pushing my face closer to her.
“Oooooh fuck. How are you so good at this? Fuuuuucccccckkkkkk!” She came with a groan.
I refused to let up and slid a finger into her tight hole as she squealed and moaned. She pressed her hips into my face.
“Oooooooohhhhh fuck!” She panted as she squeezed my finger.
I stood up and Audrey pushed me back on the bed and quickly climbed on top of me. She positioned me at her entrance and, despite my average size, had to slowly work me into her. I used my thumb to tease her clit as she rocked her hips against me. I could feel every muscle movement as she moaned. My free hand teased her tits and nipples.
She slid off me as she came and moved to get on all fours. Her legs spread, exposed her freshly shaved puffy lips. I teased her with the tip, moistening it with her juices as I slid it across her slit. I slowly put it in her but pulled out. I repeated this a few times.
“Please! I can’t take your teasing. Give it to me!”
I slid myself into her slowly, filling her up with my cock. As I began to thrust, she reached back and played with her clit, and squeezing me inside of her. I slapped her little ass as I pounded her. Her moans got louder as she had another orgasm and my dick fell out of her as she fell on the bed.
I rolled her over and threw some pillows under her ass. My thumb was teasing her clit before I even entered her. I kissed her deeply as I teased her clit and pounded her as hard as I could. She began to tighten on me again.
“Fuck. I’m getting close.”
I tried to pull out of her but she wrapped her legs around me and pulled me close. She screamed as her pussy tightened around me and that was all it took. With a grunt, I shot my load into her as we climaxed together. As I slid out of her, my dick going limp, I could see my juices flow out of her.
We laid together for a few minutes before decided to return to return to the bar and get some bar food for dinner. I turned my phone back on to let Sam and Ellie know I wouldn’t be home.
25 text messages came in from my ex and three voicemails. They alternated between pitiful and evil. The last was “don’t come crying to me when that bitch realizes how bad you are in bed and wants nothing to do with you or your little dick. I never want to see you again.”
“Good” was all I said.
Audrey read over my shoulder and hugged me before throwing on nothing but a sundress and sandals.
“What? I want to be ready in case I meet a cute stranger.” And she winked at me before I followed her out the door.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ig37jn/mf_friend_helps_me_deal_with_abusive_narcissistic