This happened in the year 2 B.C. (2 before corona). Thought about it recently and thought I’d share
I’m 21 at the time, 6 feet (181 cm), black and I have a small amount of fat so most people barely even notice. My gf at the time, we’ll call her Alice. Alice is 20, average height, light skinned, slim with B cup breasts and black braids and incredibly cute, easily on average days and when she dresses up a 9.
She says she wants to see The Incredibles 2. I LOVED the first incredibles so I didn’t object. She chose some time in the morning so we could chill the rest of the day. I met her there. We bought some of our snacks and went in.
We entered and saw there was no one there and chose the row at the back and sat. That’s when she brought out the bottle of vodka. I was looking with her a total what the fuck face but then I was like “must be 9 pm somewhere”. So we began (day) drinking.
So like in some part of the movie fhat bored me and I was hella tipsy, I start getting insert Fred from courage the cowardly dog NAUGHTY thoughts. I stick my hand down her pants. She was wearing a sexy white jumpsuit (note I didn’t know what a jumpsuit was at the time lol) and blue jeans so she wasn’t wearing any panties and thus it was pretty easy to find her pussy. At this time a family of like 2 parents and 3 kids enter and sit at the middle bottom row so them and us are the only people in here.
Now what would any good heathen would do? Yup, I continued fingering her. She let out a silent moan and tried to tell me to stop but she was hella tipsy too so her efforts were in vain. I kissed her to keep her quiet a bit. WOW that woman is a phenomenal kisser, even our makeout sessions used to get me turned on.
I digress, so I kept rubbing her clit slowly and gently and her breaths started getting more shallow and repetitive. Once she was close to cumming I stopped and I said “okay let’s focus on the movie.” She looked at me with a are you really gonna tease me like that face
Now at that point I was really actually trying to watch the movie and was done with sexual stuff. She wasn’t though, which I was naive to think wasn’t the case. She grabbed my zipper and undid it. She managed to get my dick, pretty erect, out before I hold both her hands and I say “okay stop with the hands already.” She replies ” okay” and straight up dives with her tongue out like an olympic swimmer.
She licks the top of the shaft and then swallows the whole dick. Damn that hit a mini spot lol. I also had to hold back my moans because of the family. She continues giving me that gawk gawk spin cycle 3000 while I’m trying to watch the movie. After about a minute and half she stops and I blatantly ask “Done?” While smiling. She nods and we turn to watch the movie and I finally let go of her arms
Literally not even 30 seconds later she jumps on top of me with her back on my chest. I ask her “what are you doing” even though I know exactly what she’s doing since I’m already kissing her neck. She guides my hands to her jean button. I unhook it and she unzips her pants while I remove mine. I unhook her jumpsuit button and slid inside her wet pussy raw. It felt so good we both let out a moan simultaneously. We both rocked our hips and it was getting hot and heavy. I covered Alice’s mouth at one point because her moans would get us caught. At that point I’m not far from cumming until some random dude (probably staff) walks in, surveys (??) the theatre and leaves. Thinking we were caught she jumped off and we both dressed up and kept it PG for the rest of the movie waiting for the bouncers to appear any moment.
They never came but we still kept it PG just in case. Now I think of this everytime I see the incredibles, especially the second movie
Tldr: Got tipsy in cinema and fingered gf, she sucked my dick then we had PIV sex and almost got caught.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/i4j4ch/mf_playful_foreplay_in_a_cinema_ends_into_us
The humor in this story is ?? ? I can tell you have a great personality.