In my early 20’s I was a quiet guy. I had a couple flings here and there, but there weren’t that many to be honest. After a couple years in the gym, some help from a hair stylist, and an investment in some decent clothes, I could sense women starting to notice me when I walked into bars. At 25, my confidence skyrocketed when I started to get into stand-up comedy. Nothing builds confidence like standing alone on stage with a microphone in your hand.
That fall I was preparing to perform in a stand-up showcase in front of 100 people. It would easily be my biggest show and with that many seats in the crowd I wanted to fill it up with as many friends as possible to increase my chances of getting laughs. I told all my friends to invite anyone and everyone they could.
The week of my stand-up show I got a text from my buddy Jack saying that his friend Kim was interested in coming to my show. I quickly replied “Absolutely!” Jack ran the local young-professional’s meetup group in our city and I would occasionally go out drinking with them. Kim was good friends with Jack and was one of the core members of the group who routinely went to their meetups. I had always been digging Kim, she was very successful and very attractive. She comes off as 27, even though she’s 24, because of how mature she is and the fact that she has her life together. Kim has a great career, does yoga and circuit training, and carries herself with a confidence that radiates from her. On top of all of that she’s attractive, so attractive, not only does she dress to the nines every time I see her, she also has a gorgeous face, the kind that stands out in a crowd, to go along with her fit 5’8” body, medium length blonde hair, and C-Cup breasts.
Despite my new self-confidence, I was hesitant to talk to Kim because she definitely felt out of my league. She’s very independent and was clearly living her 20’s to the fullest. Kim was also proudly single and clearly active in the dating scene. She’s a very public Tinder-er. I can’t remember a meetup where Kim didn’t pull Tinder up on her phone. When Kim and I started to talk more at the meetups our conversations mostly centered around online dating. At the time I was only using Bumble and she was only using Tinder. There were multiple times where she would hand her phone over to me to show what the guys on Tinder were like and even let me swipe for her. I would let Kim swipe on my phone too, and every so often she would ask what I found attractive about a certain girl. I couldn’t tell if she was just genuinely curious about what online dating was like from the guy’s side or if she was trying to get a read on what I found attractive in women.
A month before the comedy show Kim and I were talking at a meetup about our recent unsuccessful online dates. Kim was playing on bumble on my phone and asked me, “Bumble doesn’t have something similar to Tinder Moments?” This feature in the app is currently gone, but at the time I had no idea what it was! Kim explained to me that it was a part of the app where users were able to share photos (which expire in 24 hours) with all of their matches. I was confused and Kim handed me her phone to check it out. While trying to figure out Tinder moments I took a look at hers and I think she forgot what she had up because there was a photo of just her ass while she was wearing a thong with the caption “Happy Hump Day!”. I was in a daze when I saw the photo, I knew Kim looked good but after coming back to reality, I exclaimed “Damn!”. Kim quickly knew that I found her photo and smiled while she said “Ooops, I forgot about that…well I hope you enjoyed the show.” She didn’t seem embarrassed at all.
As much as I wanted to ask Kim out on a date, I mostly wrote things off because I didn’t want to make things awkward at the meetups if she said no or if things didn’t work out. I enjoyed talking to Kim, but other than dating and the picture of her ass, we didn’t have any memorable conversations. We mostly talked about surface topics like where we were from, how our city compared to our hometowns, and our hobbies. Kim knew I was doing standup comedy but never asked questions about it. I was honestly surprised when Jack told me she wanted to go my show.
On the day of the show I was excited Kim was coming but I was too busy being nervous and doing some last minute preparation to think much about it. Before the show there was a large open area inside the theater where people could congregate and get drinks and snacks. Myself and the other six comedians performing all hung out to greet our friends. The doors opened an hour before the show so I spent that time mingling with my friends as they gave me last words of encouragement. Everyone pointed out how distracted I look and told me everything was going to be okay, but I was really just checking the door to see if Kim and Jack were coming in. About 10 minutes before the first comedian went on most people headed inside the theater to grab their seats and then Jack, a couple of his friends, and Kim showed up. We only talked for a little, Kim seemed really excited and asked when I was going on, I told her I’d be fifth, not for another hour or so. When she started to leave for her seat she asked if I was going into the theater, but I pointed at the green room door telling her myself and the other comedians would be in the back during the show.
As much as I wanted to listen to the other comedians sets, I needed to focus on myself, so I spent most of the time in the back listening to music on my headphones and running through the set in my head. After the fourth comedian went on I was getting ready to go out and to my surprise there was a tap on my back in the green room, it was Kim! She snuck in and gave me a big hug. We had never hugged before. I remember her skin feeling really soft even through the dress she had on. Kim said to me “Whatever you do, you’ll be way better than the first comedian!” She had clearly been drinking during the show because she didn’t notice that the first comedian was on sitting on a couch across from me. I was totally taken aback by the whole interaction; we barely knew each other but she came to help me out? When she left she gave me a quick peck on the cheek, and my face lit up. It was exactly what I needed to calm down.
My 15-minute set went perfectly. I hit every punchline and the timing fit perfectly with the crowd. The moment I got off stage I knew I had crushed it. The last two performers went on and when the show was over I was greeted by all my friends congratulating me on the performance. When Jack and Kim talked to me we only spoke briefly because I needed to use the restroom. I left the open area to the hall where the bathrooms were and right before I opened the door I heard a voice back down the hall yell to me “Wait up!” It was Kim. She came jogging down the hall and when she neared me I asked her why she said wait up. Kim said to me “You did such an amazing job! Why haven’t you put the fact you do comedy in your dating profile? It’s one of the most attractive things about you!”
After months of waiting for the right moment I decided to use my improv skills to ask her “What else do you find attractive about me?”. Kim then grabbed my hand and whispered into my ear “I’ll show you”. She opened the door and led me into the bathroom. The moment the door closed we began making out heavily. It felt like a dream, we got handsy very quickly, her skin was even softer than I remembered. Kim started to rub the front of my jeans with her hands, and it didn’t take much time for my hands to progress from her back to her hips, to pulling up her skirt and grabbing her ass.
As I started to reach to pull down her thong, I heard the door handle rattle and the door opened suddenly. We forgot to lock the door. Kim yelled at the guy who came in to get out. He was only there for a moment, but I was embarrassed by the situation and wanted to leave. Kim could see I was uncomfortable and teasingly said to me “you’re fun” while winking at me. We kissed a little more, checked our hair, and walked out.
When we got back to our friends, they were all outside planning on what bar we should go to celebrate at. I drove myself to the show and since I hadn’t really been drinking that night I offered to drive. Kim said she wanted to go with me, Jack and two of his other friends came as well. Even though my car isn’t stick shift, I usually drive with with my left hand on the wheel leaving my right hand on the shifter. Kim sat in the front seat and when I started to drive she started to caress my hand. It didn’t take for us to start holding hands. I thought we would just hold hands until we got to the bar, but Kim had a different idea. Her jacket was on her lap, and she moved our hands to her lap, and slowly under her dress. I started to grab her inner thigh but she pushed my hand towards her pussy. Kim tried to make it seem like nothing was going on while she still added to the conversation going on in the back of the car. When I touched her pussy it was soaking wet. Kim, would keep talking, but she struggled to keep her legs still as her hips jolted every time my fingers pressed against her clit. I was afraid of us getting caught so I never slipped my finger in.
When we got the the bar Kim and I split up. My friends bought me drinks, and I made rounds talking to everyone who came out to the show. Kim and I didn’t really talk much at the bar as she mostly stayed with Jack and his group while I was talking to my other friends. Near the end of the night it was just Jack and his friends, Kim, and myself left at the bar. Not too long after Jack announced their Lyft had arrived to take everyone home. Jack’s friends stood up but Kim stayed sitting with me. Kim replied to Jack by staring into my eyes as she responded with “It’s okay go, without me”. Once Jack and everyone else left I asked Kim if she was ready to go. When we got in my car, she asked where my place was and I said it wasn’t far, and then we started making out heavily again. I reached for her pussy by to my surprise, she pushed my hand away and she started rubbing the outside of my jeans and told me to drive. When I started the car she undid my belt and zipper, pulled my cock out, and started stroking it. When I got back on the road Kim moved her seatbelt strap to the side and started sucking my cock. It was still cold in my car but the warmth of Kim’s mouth quickly got me hard. Kim would alternate between sucking the tip of my cock slowly and vigorously while stroking the base of the shaft with her hand. It was only supposed to be a short three minute drive to my apartment but I drove around the block of my apartment multiple times to keep the road head going before finally parking. I could feel myself almost ready to cum so I pushed her head up and asked to go inside.
When we were walking up to my door we didn’t talk, just held hands as we could clearly hear each other breathing deeply. The moment we got in I closed the door and pressed her against the wall as we made out again. When I moved my hand to finger her I was surprised to find out her underwear was gone. My face clearly showed I was shocked as I pushed my head away. Kim leaned in and whispered to me “I took them off at the bar, I was hoping you would trail me into the bathroom”. She was wetter than before and I used two fingers in her while I softly rubbed her clit with my thumb.
I pulled my hand out, grabbed her hand, and directed her to my bedroom upstairs. Kim was in front of me, and when we got upstairs she asked “which door” and when I pointed, the moment she opened it she pulled her dress off over head. As I closed my door she kneeled down to pull down my pants and started working on my cock with her mouth again. Even though I love blow jobs I couldn’t take it anymore, I wanted to take her.
I pushed her head away, lifted her up by her shoulders and pushed her onto my bed. With me hovering over her she grabbed my cock and put it in, despite my above average sized cock she was so wet it slipped right in. She lifted her legs over my shoulders and I put my hands under her hip as I started to fuck her as hard as I could. I didn’t take me long from all the teasing throughout the night and I was ready to cum. I yelled out “I have to cum” and Kim looked intently in my eyes and said “I want you to cum in me”. I instantly blew my entire load in her. This doesn’t happen often but I was so excited from everything that was going on that my erection stayed. Kim was surprised and gasped out, “you’re still hard?” And I responded with “what position is best for you?”. She said doggy style, and I positioned myself behind her. As I started to fuck her again she started to rub her clit with her right hand. Kim told me to slow down, and conducted my pace. She wanted slow and gradually started asking me to go faster and faster, after just a minute or two Kim exclaimed out “FUCK” as her whole body shook while she came. Suddenly my cock was really wet and I asked her, “what happened?”
Kim responded, “I squirted”.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5f29wf/meetups_arent_just_for_making_friends
Hot story man, well written but you flew through the best parts!
Did u get more with her???