[MF][humor]The girlfriend and I decided to clone m’dick

If you’re looking for a story to spank to, this story is probably not for you. It was, however, fucking hilarious, and it needs to be told.

My girlfriend and I are in just about as long of a long distance relationship as it gets (USA/Australia). We decided that I should go to an adult store and get one of those home made dildo kits, which, it turns out, are called “Clone a Willy” and mail my Johnson down under for her to diddle herself with. For the first attempt, I got the kit and brought it home by myself. The kit comes in a tube, which turns out to be the container for the mold you make. The cast is made out of a mixture of 90 degree (F) water and a powder that is not too different from the mix your dentist would use to make an impression of your teeth. You get a boner, stick it in the tube, and 2 minutes later, you have an inverse dick mold. This kit was clearly not made for one person to use alone, but fuck it, I can figure this out. Being in the master bedroom was a big help. I get the water in my bathroom running and took temp readings until I was confident that I could walk away and come back to a 90 degree stream. I then go to my bed and play some porn on my bedside faptop computer. As soon as I’m rock hard, I give it a few maintenance strokes and rush over to the sink to mix the mold. Do you know what happens to a boner when you frantically try to complete a task that has nothing to do with sex? It fucking goes away. By the time I got the mixture ready, my dick was in need of some serious stimulation before it was ready to stick in the mold. I run back to the faptop and start getting hard again. By the time I got up again, the mold was harder than I was. Fuck, there’s 50 bucks I’ll never see again. Determined to try again without breaking the bank, I decided to look into the material they used to make the mold, which is why I know that it’s not too different than the stuff dentists shove in your mouth. I found a packet of it on Amazon for 15 bucks and ordered it. So, the kit that I bought had about a baker’s cup of the stuff. When the Amazon kit showed up, it was a fucking pound of the stuff! I had enough to mold a hundred dicks! Either way, I recognized that this kit was not made for one person, so I decided to wait until she came to visit. A few months later, she got here and, among other things, we tried again at cloning my hog. Time for try two, we plan it out so she would do the work while I do the boner maintenance. We start off with her sucking my dick on the bed, then when she went to go mix the stuff, I went back to the good old fapintosh. She tells me it’s ready, so I get up and she brings it to me. I still want something to look at while I’m doing it, so I have her get on the bed and play with herself for me while I put my wang in the mold. It becomes immediately obvious that she didn’t use enough powder. The molding material barely went half way up the shaft. I try to compensate for this by pinching the tube that the material is in. This didn’t work out too well because I’d have to hold the mold in that position the entire time the silicone was hardening in the mold, fuck that. That’s okay, I still have enough powder to cast 99 dicks, so we just threw the mold away and started over. For try 3, we just went right back into it. We fooled around for a little bit, then she went back to the sink to get to work. This time, little too much molding material. I, for some stupid reason, was standing over the bathroom rug, not the tile floor right fucking next to it. I shove my junk in the tube and send molding material flying out of the tube and all over the bathroom rug. We finally got a usable cock mold, but I ruined the rug. I replaced it with a different color one, just so I would be reminded of this story every time I noticed it. The icing on the cake? We forgot to do all this until the end of the trip, meaning the silicone wouldn’t harden until she was already gone, so I still had to mail my dick facsimile to her. You better believe I put “cloned weenie” on the customs form.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5dor7x/mfhumorthe_girlfriend_and_i_decided_to_clone_mdick