My twisted arcadia

An alternative world where men grow out of the earth like plants.
Their muscles and joints are petrified and they have no brain activity exactly like plants.
Only the soft parts of their bodies are active.
Their balls grow full of cum the same as cacti ? retain water.
Their dicks, usually floppy can become erect when stimulated and can be milked for their semen which forms the food staple in this world.
Throughout history, women have learned to live off men’s semen.

In the middle ages each princess used to have a private garden of men.
When the princess walks through her garden all cocks spontaneously erect and princesses compete by the amount of cocks they can get hard purely by their presence.
This led to significant power struggles.

Commoners have to work to keep their cock garden constantly aroused. This long slow process ensures the best quality semen is produced.
The princess has the power to keep her garden constantly aroused just with her presence in the castle.


Over time farms were created where men of all sorts were cultivated to produce different kinds of semen.
the best quality men were selected over time and now large farms of hung men exist to satisfy the increasing demand for semen.
Some farms employ mechanical methods to quickly arouse and extract semen but some smaller higher quality producers still employ manual labour to slowly arouse and milk the plant-men.

No trace is left of the once mythical princess.

Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/hs4y13/my_twisted_arcadia

3 comments

  1. As much as male objectification has been a long time coming (and I have nothing against it), I think here we’d need to explain why a plant would be attracted to a person.

    Maybe it is an enchantment? Maybe they’re actual humans under a spell and can still see and feel, but not speak?

    Just a few thoughts from a fellow writer.

    ETA: I mean I have to know now: do the women have sex with the plants? Do they enjoy it? Do they know about the spell? Are there regular human men in this world too? So many questions in world-building lol.

  2. What the actual fuck but also it’s an interesting concept I’d read it

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