If eating were filmed like sex…
Imagine, if you will, a 55 minute film of a man eating a powdered jelly doughnut. The doughnut is incredibly large. The man first slobbers absolutely all over the doughnut. Then he rubs it over his face and head while moaning. Oddly, the doughnut does not fall apart. He spanks himself in the face with the doughnut and then squeezes it mercilessly. Suddenly, then repeatedly, the audience sees the first bite taken from the doughnut in slow motion and closeup. His teeth dig into the pastry. There is a wide explosion of jelly – it washes down his body. Strangely, the spray of jelly keeps on coming. It gets on the wall. It goes up his nose. He doesn’t even wince when it gets in his eye. Eventually, the flow of jelly slows down, becoming a weak red dribble down his face. The doughnut looks much as it did at the start of the movie, except for the bite mark which has one small dot of red jelly. The man starts picking jelly off himself and rubbing it over his lips. He even mines a bit of jelly out of his nose and eats it.
Doughnut needs a sandwich and a nap.
But this man is a jelly-slut, and he is nowhere near finished. He knows where there is nearly a dozen more doughnuts ready for him. Eleven plump, swollen doughnuts…
An hour later he is lying in a pool of sweat, dried jelly, and a dozen doughnuts surround him – with one bite out of each.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/haeow1/jelly_bang_a_parody