Hopefully I am not writing too many of these so close together. One memory leads to another causing my mind to be flooded with my past encounters. It is exciting to think people may enjoy them an possibly imagine that they were me or someome else in my stories.
This all started with me flying in to visit Paul and his wife. He is a friend that I made during college. His wife was cool. They had kids so we really did not go out and tear up the town like I had hoped, but we all still had fun drinking and catching up at his house. Then he watched me fuck his wife. Just kidding. THAT never happened. Wrong friend. :)
Anyway, a few of his buddies came over one night. We drank all of Paul’s beer. His wife decided the guys should walk over to the local dive bar to continue. I think she had enough of us.
It was late and the place was empty except for us and the bartender (Pam) who had her ample cleavage on display. We immediately started playing bar dice and doing shots. Things got even better when a friend of the bartender’s came in and bellied up to the bar across from us.
Paul said “Hey Nicky!” causing her to give a little wave.
She was fucking beautiful. Shoulder length black hair. She was probably 5′-8″ maybe 135lbs if I had to guess. Black leather pants tightly wrapped around her plump ass. A blue low cut top showed off her nice cleavage when she removed her jacket.
She said hi to Pam and ordered a drink.
“I got that one!” I said from across the “U” shaped bar top.
She looked at me then Pam.
“Ahh…he’s harmless Nicky” she said. Then took order.
“Thanks!” she replied raising her glass of Old Fashion to me.
This girl was so hot. She was like a punch in the gut. Her wide eyes were cat shaped and icy blue. They were fucking mesmerizing!
We went back to playing dice and joking around with the bartender. Everyone was laughing and drinking at my expense due to my losing streak. I took a break and walked over to the juke box. She walked up behind me and looked over my shoulder.
“Hey now! Wait your turn!” Holding out my arms so she couldn’tt see what I was going to play.
“Just checking to see if you are going to play something dumb” she said.
“What? You dont’t like Slayer?”
She gave me an evil stare.
“Tell you what. I will play some songs I think you will like. But if you like it, you have to join us for the next round of bar dice. Deal?”
She looked me up and down with her piercing blue eyes. Lips pursed. Clearly sizing me up.
“Maybe…” she said walking back to her stool.
I turned and selected 2 songs then returned to the game.
The first song came on. Pearl Jam~~ Black.
I shot her a playful look. She laughed as all of us guys began to sing horribly.
“Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodo. Doodoo-doo-doo-doodoodo.”
I smiled at her and patted the top of the bar stool next to me, motioning her with my hand to come over. She rolled her eyes at me but grabbed her things and plopped down next to me begrudgingly.
“Raining Blood is next” I said
“It will be raining YOUR blood in here if you did!” she said before adding her own voice to our drunken choir of Doodoo’s.
Song two started. Prince~~Darling Nikki…
She put her hand on her head as Pam -clearly onto my game- started laughing hysterically.
“You are an ass!” she said smiling
“What? It’s Prince?” I said
Pam said I should have played “Pussy Control” clearly loving that I was fucking with her hot friend!!
Nicky acted like she was going to get up to leave.
Pam said “No Bitch! You can’t leave!!! It’s your turn to shake.” Still laughing…
Nicky loosened up after awhile. We all started laughing when Pam spilled half a shot down her shirt and all down her cleavage.
Paul said “DAMN!!! I bet guys hit on you all the time with them bad boys hanging out!” Everyone laughed.
“Yeah, but I get good tips” she said
One of Paul’s friends said “I got a good tip for ya!”
Pam said “Sorry, I don’t except pennies!” causing the bar to explode with laughter.
I said “I bet you girls get tired of pick up lines!”
Nicky turned to me. “I bet you have a few!”
“Nope!” I said. “I just go up to a girl and say hi! My name is Jake! Then -lick my eyebrows.”
This caused more laughter as Pam hooted a couple times.
Pam said “Girl’s know if a guy has big hands he’s probably got a big dick!!!”
The other guys started comparing hand sizes. The Good Tipper clearly was the loser.
“Sorry pennies” Pam said!!!
“Let’s see your hands Jake!” Nicky said fully having fun.
I put my hands under my legs.
“Well here is my deal” I said getting everyones attention. “It just LOOKS like I have a small dick!”
“OH YEAH?” Nicky said
“Yeah! Pick up that pint glass” I motioned to her with my head.
She picked it up. Her small hands barely covering the glass.
“SEE! Look how big it is when YOU hold it!!!”
She held it up looked at it closely then sat it back down. I grabbed the glass making sure I covered most of it up in my hands.
“SEE? Where did it go? Look how small it looks now!!! I think I have a small dick. Maybe I just have REALLY big hands?”
Everyone laughed. Then the guys and Pam tried sizing up their hands to mine. It was not even close. Nicky put her hand up and I pressed my palm to hers lining them up for proper comparison.
“HOLY SHIT!” she said.
I bent my fingers at the knuckles over her small fingers tips. Then eased my fingers between hers before I brought my hand back. ( I use that little trick a lot. It is a pretty easy way to innocently touch a girl and flirt without being gropey and gross.) It is dumb, but it seems to work for me.
Pam went on with some more banter about how big my hands were and how big my dick probably is. I shifted my focus to Nicky. We started chatting about her dog Zeus, where I lived and other non sexual stuff. I made her laugh here and there. It was not long before her knee pressed up against mine. Then she started touching my arm when she talked. I just kept staring into her blue eyes eventually putting my hand on her leg. She seemed pretty cool…
It was soon bar close and Pam started shoeing us out. I helped Nicky with her jacket. I held her hand and walked her outside.
“Well it was nice to meet you Nicky!” Maybe I will see you around.
“Nice to meet to Jake!” GIving me a big hug.
She let go of me and started to walk home. I let her get a few steps.
“You want me to walk you home?”
She paused for a moment before she turned around.
“Sure!”
I grabbed her hand and we walked the 3 blocks to her house.
We got to her front door and she gave me another hug. I put my chin on top of her head. Her breasts squishing against my chest. I picked up my head and she looked at me with her crystal blue eyes. I bent down to kiss her. Soft at first. Then she really started kissing me back aggressively pulling us into her front door. Her dog started going nuts barking on the other side. She pushed me away.
“Fuck! I have to let Zeus out. Then you are coming in for a drink”
“OK”
“He dosen’t always like men” she said as she unlocked the door and pushed her way in through the door making sure he did not come flying out.
A few minutes later she opened the door. I stepped inside and started kissing her again. We made our way to the living room and sat down on her couch. And again started kissing each other hard. She was really using her tongue a lot. So I just gave her mine right back. We had stripped our jackets off. Shoes were gone. I started to take her shirt off until her dog started barking outside.
“FUCK!” she said. “He is going to wake the neighbors. I have to let him in and put him in his kennel.”
She stood up and pulled away from me with another kiss. A small ruckus insued as she put him away.
I heard her in the bathroom freshening up before she came back. (How thoughtful!)
It seemed like the more we kissed the more animated she got. She pulled my shirt over my head and I slipped her shirt off letting her huge tits fall. They were fantastic. I dove in sucking and kissing them. She pushed me back onto the couch. Basically eating my face while wildly stroking her fingers through my hair.
“God your a good kisser!” she said penatrating me with her eyes.
I melted.
“Are you going to show me how you can lick your eyebrows?”
“Absolutely!”
Nicky kissed my forehead and moved her tongue over my eyebrows. Then she started flicking her tongue back and forth over my shut eyes. Sucking and licking up her salivia as she flicked.
“Is that how you like it?” I said
“Mmmmhhhmmm” she continued.
She stood up and slid off her leather pants exposing her white panties. She laid back on the edge of the couch throwing one of her legs over the back of it. She patted her pussy and beckoned me with her finger.
I basically toreher panties off. Exposing her fully shaved wet pussy and long labia. I dove in to taste her, sticking my tongue as far as I could inside her.
“Fuck yeah!” she said
Her flavor dripped from my chin as I began licking her pussy like she showed me, focusing on her stunning eyes as I ate her. Her eyes and body had my cock as hard as steel. I was overwhelmed by her. I grabbed her legs and pulled her to me dropping her head off the arm rest. I pushed her legs back lifting her hips high enough to slide a couch pillow under her ass. She pulled her legs back as far as she could. I took her labia in my mouth before sucking on her clit making it swell. She screamed loudly over the sound of her barking dog as her pussy flooded me with her orgasm. She watched as I licked her cum off her covered pussy. Her blue eyes rolled back into her head as I licked her juices from around her ass.
I eased her legs down. She met my mouth licking herself off my face. Latching on to my tongue, sucking it hard. Showing me what she had planned for me. I took each of her hands in mine, locking our fingers together.
She pulled away and studied our hands. Once again sizing her little hand against mine.
“I want you in my mouth” she said.
She unbuttoned my pants and I slid out of them. She focused her eyes on my protruding boxers.
“Let’s go to my bed.” She said leading me away.
She slid my boxers off making my hard cock spring from the motion. Her eyes widened as she wrapped her small hands around it.
“Fuck Jake!!!” She said looking at me.
I shrugged before we laid on her bed. She put her hot mouth on me and began sucking. She breathed hard between failed attempts of taking me all in. Lightly letting her teeth scrape as she came back.
“Uggggh” the minor pain jolted my cock. I was not about to complain.
She rolled over to her side table and shuffled through her assorted vibrators and toys before she found a condom. She placed the condom on me stretching it as she rolled it down. I stood up at the edge of her bed and she scooted into position. I wet the condom and she spread her legs open to receive me. I entered her going slow making sure the condom was wet so I did not hurt her. I lowered a little deeper each time until I completely filled her…
“That’s soo good!” She said using her fingers to spread her pussy helping me in.
I found a slow rythem and depth she enjoyed and filled myself in and out of her.
“Fuuuck Jake.. You are soo good…Uuuuuuhhhh!”
I kept a slow rythem as I lightly worked her clit with my thumb.
“Uuuuuhhhhhh….Oooohhhh…” she said getting wetter and wetter.
I put her legs on my shoulders going a little deeper and faster.
“I’m going to cum” she said moaning loudly.
I held her ankles and buried a little deeper still, moving faster inside her.
“OH FUCK… OHH FUCK JAKE…I AM CUMMIMG…”
I pushed her legs back over her head hard causing my cock to fall out of her. I stuck my tongue back inside her pussy as she came wildly on my face again, letting out a loud scream as my tongue dove into her.
“AHHHHHHHHHH….FUUUUUUCK……YEEEES!!!”
Her great dane broke through the door. Almost attacking me.
“ZEUS….NOOOO!!!!”
I covered my cock trying to jump on the bed. She rushed to her dog trying to calm him down.
“He must think your hurting me!” she said dragging the dog back out of the room, locking him in the bathroom.
She returned quickly and was ready to continue.
“Well that was a mood killer!” She said
I had clearly lost a little of my MOJO and she noticed. She walked over to her drawer and grabbed a few toy’s. I think I can help you out. She got on all fours on the bed letting me see her work. She put a small vibrator on her clit and moaned to it’s buzz. It was not long before the barking faded away and my tongue found her ass again.
“Ahhh…You are SOO FUCKING DIRTY” she said, pushing her ass back into my face hard!!!
She handed me a small plug she had lubed up. Her kink stiffened me again as I slowly slid it into her ass.
“Mmmmm” she breathed as I worked it in and out of her.
After a few minutes I removed the small plug. She reached back and handed me some lube.
“We can try if you want. Just be gentle.”
I lubed up my cock and pressed it against her ass.
I tried pushing in but there was a lot of resistance. The second try the tip of my cock popped in.
“Aaaaagggh!!!!” She said putting a hand back on my stomach.
I let her rest a moment to adjust. She lessened her hand pressure guiding me in at her pace. Slowly she let me push into her perfect ass a little at a time. It took a while but eventually I got about half way in. I could tell she was not having a lot of fun. So I slowly pulled out of her completely. She fell forward breathing very hard.
“That was fucking intense” she said huffing her words.
“Well, we tried” I replied.
She turned around and sit on the edge of the bed gingerly. I lowered down and kissed her in appreciation for even let me have the honor of trying.
Slowly, our kissing turned her on again. I pulled away and looked in her eyes again. She reached to my cock and pulled the condom off and rubbed my cock on her huge tits.
“Fuck it” she said. “I’m on the pill” pulling me back down on the bed.
She mounted me and began riding my bare cock. Rocking her hips forward and backward violently deep inside her. Rubbing her clit hard on the top side of my cock as she rocked. She pinched my nipples hard as she rode my cock faster and faster.
“Tell me when” she said now digging her nails into my chest.
“OK.” I said getting close
She reached back and give my balls a little squeeze.
She felt me tense and my cock pulsate as I said I was going to cum. She slid back off of me and stroked my shaft into her mouth until I released.
“FUUUUUCK” I said as she took care of me completely.
She collapsed onto me and we laid there until.she felt she should clean up.
She asked me to sleep there that night.
She tried to sleep on top of me naked most of the night. My cock had other plans a time or two. We fucked again on the kitchen floor while I was making her breakfast and while Zeus was outside.
She told me to look her up the next time I was in town. Unfortunately, I found a girlfriend shortly after and my friend ended up moving away.
Every time I see Rosario Daddario I think of her…
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I feel extremely privileged that the people who help me make these memories choose me to do so. I hope the way I write them respectfully does them justice!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/guv9ck/mf_the_best_one_night_stand_i_ever_had
I loved this!
So well written (as usual) and so funny, I was smiling and laughing through all of the bar room banter.