I’m not sure who will read this but my name is Roxy hearts, I’m the captain of good o’l posiden’s angel. Well I was, a few hours ago our ship was taken over by lady Marianne.
Lady Marianne is the finest pirate to sail these seven seas, she’s got gorgeous messy red hair that curls beautifully up her cheeks. Her infamous wicked smile as she points her sword at your back and makes you walk the plank is one that any man would happily die for, and in my case woman.
I had always dreamed of the day I’d meet Marianne, fantasized that she’d board my ship and place that gorgeous sword against my neck waiting for my plee for mercy when I’d surprise her by letting out a small gasp of pleasure instead of fear. She’d recognize what was going on and immediately drag her sharp blade ever so gently down my cheek and neck before she passionately pushes me up against the mast kissing me. Until she gets impatient and rushes me into my cabin where she’ll cut open my blouse working wonders as she brushes her blade smoothly across my skin teasing me and making me hold my breath and arch my back-
“Are you writing fantasy about how we met AGAIN?” Came her strong but beautiful voice from behind.
“umm umm” I began to murmur but I noticed the shining steel appear beneath my chin and begin to press against my neck.
“And what’s this about ‘I’m not sure who will read this’ you aren’t trapped here darling you stay here because of your love for me and the exhilarating sensation of my blade inching up your neck or down your stomach before I tease your pretty lips”
“Hehe yeah but who knows what will happen with you being so clumsy with that sword”
“Oh you think I’m clumsy, I guess I’ll have to prove my elegance to you, lie down darling and stay still if you don’t want this to hurt”
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/grrffr/pirates_sword_play
So this was a fun one I wrote a few days ago and as always I’d be happy to hear in the comments what you guys think, negative and positive feedback are welcome.