Today marks the one year anniversary of my dirty reddit account. I have another that I use for my regular non porno things. This one I started to make my porn searching on reddit easy. After a few weeks of using it, I stumbled upon this wonderful sub. I’ve posted several times on this sub, each of which related to something that has happened in my sex life. My wife and I are super normal people in every aspect of our lives, including our sex life. We both are totally okay with this. We both have full time jobs. We like sports. We are involved with our families as much as possible. See? Super normal. When it comes to sex, we have sex at least once a week. (We have kids and I work early, so late night fuck-fests are a thing of the past) We have our share of toys (all vibrators and such for her) and lubes but nothing crazy. But when we have sex it is very hot and passionate. We are evolving in our “kinks” if you will, and are getting more vocal with them. We have a healthier sex life now, than we did years ago.
If you have read any of my previous posts you’d know a little about us. Feel free to read any of my other posts and comment on anything you see fit. I usually reply to every comment as this account was created to share my stories. What better way to share than to add any information people might request. I also have a specific “voice” when it comes to my stories, I write how I talk. Translating that to words sometimes comes out sloppy and for that I apologize. My stories are usually pretty long too. I can be pretty long winded. We’ll see how this one goes.
I wanted to write a story for my cakeday that translated to either my account name or my actual birthday. I do have a few stories about my wife and I fucking at the various jobs we’ve had, and I can go into those more, but this story is more recent and hotter in my opinion. So here is the story about us fucking on tape for the first time.
We had spent the whole night drinking with friends on Zoom. (I’m sure lots of people have been doing this recently, horray for Quarantine Birthdays) This night in particular I had left out a mesh body suit thing for her to wear. I love having sex when she’s wearing clothes, at least bottoms. She has a nice plump ass and when she wears something like leggings or yoga pants, I can’t help myself. I gotta touch her. No matter where we are, or who’s around. I will cop a feel whenever I can. The only problem is, all of her leggings and yoga pants are too new/nice for me to rip open so I can fuck her, and she gets too hot in them anyway. I felt as if this mesh suit thing would have been the best of both worlds. The tightness from the suit would hold and caress her curves the way I wanted them too, and it would be breathable so she wouldn’t be dying.
I sat down in our living room with my drink in hand ready to make the rounds on Zoom. We had “scheduled” several different chats to hit all of our friends. I got the computer all loaded up and plugged in. Opened Zoom and started the first conversation. 2 of our friends greeted me as I looked to the doorway in my living room so see my wife in the mesh suit. I stopped talking to them mid sentence and just dropped my jaw. I tried to motion to her to spin around and let me see all of her, but I couldn’t say anything. She was teasing me. And it was working. I looked back at our friends after she left the door frame only to see they didn’t even realize I had zoned out and ignored them for the last 5 minutes. I took a big sip of my drink and saw my wife come back into the room. Her sexy lingerie had been replaced with sweatpants and a sweatshirt.
After we said our goodbyes to the first 2, we got ready to coordinate our next conversation. While we were waiting for the invite, my wife stood up to refill her drink. As she walked away, she dropped her sweatpants just below her ass cheeks to reveal she was still wearing the lingerie underneath her sweats. Seeing the tight woven mesh hug her hips made me get up from the couch to follow her into the kitchen. I saw her standing by the fridge getting her booze and mixer. She turns away from me, shakes her ass at me and starts pouring. I hurried right up behind her burying my almost completely hard dick right between her cheeks. I started to grind on them. I rubber her breasts through her sweatshirt and started to kiss her neck. After a few seconds of me dry humping her, she started to grind back. I slipped my hand under her sweatshirt so I could get a better feel of her body. One hand is touching the back of her head, the other on her right breast, all while we are making out intensely. We make out for a few minutes and I go to reach my hand down her pants. She swats my hand away and tells me to wait. I try to spin her around so I can grind on her front, but she resist. She tells me again to wait. I kiss the top of her head and tell her I can. We make our drinks and sit back down.
The next chat was a big one. There were at least 8 people, including us in this call. We played a few drinking games, had a few shots to celebrate my birthday and talked for an hour or so. My wife and I were pretty drunk at this point but still ready for more. (Best thing about the quarantine is no drinking and driving) During the call we both got up to make drinks or to go to the bathroom and each time we tried to tease the other. We aren’t exhibitionists in the sense were we want to fuck in front of people, we just like to see the other receiving some type of pleasure where they can’t really do anything about it. (If you read some of my other stories, you’d get a better idea.) So between the booze, the teasing, and the anticipation, we both are pretty freakin horny. The last call is where things got…. interesting.
We called up two other of our friends that we have know for a long time. We actually met them each individually, but then the four of us have become friends over time. They both were trashed. The guy, Tyler, and the girl Anna. Tyler and Anna both had been chatting for quite some time prior to the 4 of us getting together that night so they were hammered. They have a thing for each other, but won’t say it publicly. It’s been going on for years. This whole video chat thing has really brought it out between them though. I guess the fact that you aren’t actually “with” the person and most people have been alcoholics since all of this began, people find that they have some excuses. “I thought I was closed out of the app” “I was super drunk” “I didn’t know you could see me” What ever the deal, apparently, he’s shown her his dick on Zoom and she’s shown him her tits. That’s not just regular “how ya holding up?” conversation. But hey, I’m no party pooper.
We start our chat to the usual loud greetings as if it has been years since we’ve seen each other. After we all settle down we get to planning out the rest of our night. We determine we are going to play the drinking game “Circle of Death”. Look it up if you haven’t played it. It’s super fun. We just shuffled a deck of cards and played right off the top. It was the easiest way to play from different parts of the state. After a good half an our we got our first Ace card. If you’ve ever played Circle, Ace usually means “Waterfall” everyone needs to chug their drink and has to continue until the person to their left stops, causing a reaction of the rest to the stop drinking. My wife can’t chug, and drinks hard liquor, so that one is usually changed to “Never Have I Ever.” (Again, look up those rules if you don’t know about it) so the Ace is drawn by Anna. She says something about skydiving, no one puts a finger down so she loses a point and puts one down her self. Tyler says something about liking Cilantro, Anna puts a finger down. So she has one left. My wife says that she has never flashed her tits to someone on Zoom before. Anna and Tyler start laughing and Anna puts her final finger down. I ask, what was so funny, and they both just play it off as nothing. My wife and I knew that she had shown her tits to him before and that’s why they were laughing but we wanted to hear them say it out loud.
Just before I went to pull the next card, I felt my wife’s fingers start running across my back, to my side, then to my thigh and she placed her hand right next to my dick. I immediately looked to the camera to see if they could see us. Like I said, she didn’t want to give them a show, she wanted me to start getting turned on, but keep my composure. They couldn’t see anything so the games were on. She slowly worked at my leg rubbing it slowly and soft, getting closer to my crotch with every pass. She got right to the top of my dick and I stood up immediately (if I hadn’t been wearing jeans, they would have seen a lot more dick than they had planned that night) I filled our drinks and sat back down next to her. I noticed that the angle had changed on the computer. She had stacked a few books under the computer and tilted it so it hit more of our chests versus our whole torso.
As we kept talking Tyler mentioned something about playing Simon says. It’s stupid, but we were drunk. The first command he said was to take off your shirt. I did. He did, my wife did not (she still has that lingerie on and didn’t want them to know.) So she said something like “Fuck off” or whatever and took the loss. Right after she said this Anna took hers off. She wasn’t even wearing a bra. Everyone just sat there in silence. “Uhhh didn’t think you’d actually do it…” said Tyler. “Ha! I win” said Anna. Realistically we all won. Anna has some great tits. We just kept talking shirtless and I could tell my wife was getting a little uncomfortable. When you’re drunk, a flash of tits is fun and funny, but just a topless woman, for a woman to be around could be just a bit weird.
Maybe it was the tits, maybe it was the booze, I don’t know, but what I didn’t realize was that my wife had slowly taken her pants off to reveal her meshy legs and ass. She was still wearing her sweatshirt, so our video guests couldn’t tell what was happening. I looked down to her and started getting hard. She bit her lip and gave me a shushing motion with her mouth. She stood up and said she was going to go the bathroom and that she wasn’t feeling well. She wasn’t sure how long she was going to be. She got out of camera sight and then went to the floor.
She crawled over to me under the table that had the computer on it. I looked down at her only to see her focused on my belt and pants. I squirmed and adjusted to help her take off my pants without to our guests noticing. Tyler was too focused on Anna’s tits and Anna was too focused on seeing what Tyler was doing. (they are gonna fuck soon, I swear) my wife began to rub me through my underwear from under the table. I saw in the monitor that she could not be seen. Just me sitting there, looking like an idiot, trying to stop the moans of pleasure from escaping my mouth.
She was doing some of her best work. She was teasing and playing with my balls and the head of my dick just the way I like it. She eventually removed my underwear and was able to really start working at sucking and jerking the way she wanted to. I kept gasping and clawing at the pillows on the couch. Every once in a while, if you really paid close attention, when she went to suck my balls, I could see the tip of my dick in the screen and the top of her hand as she jerked. It was amazing. It is one of the hottest things that has ever happened to me. While she was down there she lost her sweatshirt and was now in the body suit and only the body suit. My wife is pretty pale and the contrast of super white skin, black mesh, and that wonderful rosey, pink color her face gets when she’s turned on was enough for me. I told Tyler and Anna that we were going to go and that I had to check on my wife. Right as I said that, she sucked down hard on my head which caused me to gasp. I looked down and she said, “I’ll be out in a minute,” she tried to throw her voice but I don’t think it worked.
Anna asks, “what’s taking me so long?” I then reply with, “I really don’t know, she usually doesn’t spend this much time in the bathroom.” Anna says, “she’s not in the bathroom. We know she’s sucking you off right now.” Awwww shit, I think. How do I get out of this one. “Ummm….she’s not?” I say. Anna then got really close to her screen and shoved her tits into the camera and stared to play with them. “When do you think I’ve kept these out the whole time?” She asks. I have no idea how to respond so I just laughter and shrug my shoulders. I look and to see her still working my dick and laughing herself. (Good thing she found this funny)
My wife then says, “yeah?!? What is taking you so long?! I’m workin really hard here!” My wife doesn’t really like cum, especially in her mouth, so I knew how pissed she’d be if I came into her mouth let alone do it without a warning. I said something about wanting to do some more things to her that couldn’t have been poorly hidden by camera tricks.
We said our goodbyes to Anna and Tyler. And by that I mean, I pretty much said, “See ya!” And closed the computer. My wife came up from underneath the table and began to dance and sway for me. I stood up to meet her and she pointed at the couch. She asked me if I liked being on camera during that blowjob. I said, “Yeah, but I’d rather record you blowing me instead of just looking at my face.” She nodded her head and said, “Get your phone then.” I ran into the other room to grab my phone off the charger, when I got back she was kneeling on the couch, ass in the air, rubbing her pussy from below just taunting me. I went to stand behind her and she sat up again and told me to switch places with her. “Uh, I’m not getting in my knees and letting you get behind me hon, not really into that…” She slapped me and said, “No dumbass. Sit on the couch so I can put your balls in my mouth and jerk you off.” Don’t have to tell me twice. I sat down and pulled up the camera on my phone and stared recoding.
I don’t know what it was about being on camera but something came out from the depths within her and the porn star came out. She’s always been a great with oral sex but she doesn’t use a lot of spit. She also can’t go very deep. My dick is not huge, but big enough. She also has a small mouth. So in this case, 1 + 1 equals no deepthroating blowjobs. I’m not complaining. But something changed when I gave her the thumbs up that I was recording. She started to work my shaft with one hand, rub and caress my balls with the other, and suck the tip perfectly. It was amazing. She would alternate each of the three positions, going to ball sucking and two handed stroking, to rubbing the frenulum on by dick while licking the shaft.
I have several, 50-70 second, clips of this and they are all amazing. She then says that she wants me to lay on the couch so she can ride me. I put the phone down on the table and start recording. She walks over to me, smiles, runs her fingers from my leg, past my balls, up to the tip of my dick and asks if I’m ready. I say something like “Fuck Yeah” or “Of course”. She climbs on top of me and we start to fuck. One of my legs is stretched out on the couch the other is bent with my foot firmly on the ground for support.
She starts bouncing up and down on my cock but our rhythm is awful. Don’t get me wrong. She could probably make me cum in a minute, if we were doggy style fucking and I haven’t had a single drop of alcohol. But we were both pretty drunk, I had been drinking whiskey all night, and we were weren’t at a good pace. I stood her up and started taking her from behind. The mesh body suit worked just how I wanted it to. It hugged her curves so nicely. It cupped her ass checks keeping them close together but with enough fluidity to shake and bounce with every pump. It also somehow made her pussy even tighter. It was fucking incredible. If you’ve read my posts you’ll know that my wife is just over 5 feet tall, and I’m like 6’4″. So this style of doggy style fucking didn’t last long. We fucked long enough for me to give her an orgasm using my fingers on her clit as we fucked, plus I was gonna need to hit the reset on my cum button pretty soon. I went into the kitchen and grabbed a chair. She moved to the chair and knelt down sideways so the back of the chair was on the side of her body. This worked amazingly as it allowed me to hold onto the chair and her. (Add this one to your “gotta try it in the bedroom” list and thank me later)
When I grabbed the chair, I also grabbed the phone which had been filming everything. Upon rewatching I got to see her playing with her pussy and groping her breasts in anticipation of me getting back. I started fucking her again from behind and started to film my point of view of her. I filmed her ass bouncing on my cock in that sexy mesh for what felt like 25 minutes. It felt like a real porno, but upon rewatching, it was all of 2 minutes. (Cut me some slack she blew me for a while and we fucked for a bit before we got fully set up to party) I got a few really good shots from behind us too. I took the phone and lowered it behind me to film me slamming by balls into her pussy. The sound of this is pretty awesome. But no sooner than I got what I thought was a good shot I could feel that build up in my stomach. I knew I was about to cum. I had no clue what to do. I didn’t want to piss her off by asking to cum on her face, this wasn’t a real porno after all. But I didn’t want to “just cum inside of her”. I asked her if I could cum on her ass and back. She stopped and asked, “why the fuck would you wanna do that?” “I don’t know” I replied, “for the video?” I added. “If you need to cum on me, I guess you can, but I’m going to throw this body suit away if you do” she replied. Her talking about me cumming was enough to make me blow my load. I came inside of her without even making an attempt to pull out.
I came for a solid 20 seconds. I could feel the spurts leaving my cock and filling her up. At this point I was filming from above so I missed any of the cum dripping out and after watching it again it’s kind of a let down and a fail on my part. Guess we’re gonna have to try again soon.
As always, let me know what you think. Got questions, I got answers. Thanks for spending the time to read this and for the last wonderful, fun year on the sexy part of reddit. Never change y’all.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/gnishv/my_birthday_resulted_in_my_wife_and_i_recording