so…. a fair few years ago now. I was walking back from the pub in a typical shot whole back water English village. to get back to my place it was easier to cut through the church yard. As was common at the time… shit hole places like that have skanky sluts in. Pissed up and with a twist of weed in my system I stumbled back through the church yard at around midnight of a clear English summers eve in july (about 18 degrees C and not raining basically).
walked up the foot steps and there was a skank squatting in the church door way taking a piss… now it was dark and I couldnt see much but her friend blurs out…
“oh my god..are you staring at her fanny while she has a piss?”
I mumbled something drunkenly…
“you like looking at girls fannies do ya”
*for you american readers a fanny is an English term for a pussy.
well…yeah I reply.
“you wanna see my fanny do you.”
again… “yeah sure” from me…
so she hitches her cheap skirt up…pulls her knickers to the side and flashes me her reasonably balled fanny.
“that get you hard does” at least I think that’s what she cried… which I replied… “yup” ( I am VERY articulate when I am drunk)
“whoop it out then” her friend pipes up…
well when a lady asks…
now I’m not a “big” lad about 8 inches (and I can prove it)… but they seemed suitably enticed… most lads around there probably had small dicks from all the drug abuse.
well she stood there with her flaps out and I stood waving my hard cock about (i am surprised to this day it worked) ….
she came sliding over and wrapped her damp hand around my dick..
“you ain’t kissing me on the mouth.”
“ok”… comes my Shakespearean reply.
she drags me by the cock.. (yes she did) and plants her self up against the church wall… lifts a leg and starts rubbing my fat head against her wet cunt.
then a small adjustment, and angle of the hips.. and she is gasping out loud as I push it in to the hilt….
her hips buck… I almost rii her shirt getting her tits out and she grinds down against me… my hands find her arse cheeks as she pushes off the wall with her hands and I speed up…
I hear a moan next to me and look over her friend is inches from us with her hand buried between her legs. her eyes on mine as she fingers herself as I fuck her friend….
I pulled out… spun the skank around and drive into her from behind… pounding away like a delinquent 17yr old until her friend shudders as she makes her self cum…
that puts me over the edge and pull out and spray my load over her arse and the church wall….
so yeah….. it was good. had a few like that over the years. only one who’s name I never new.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/gbosvh/drunken_screw_against_a_church_whilst_being
That was so hot!!!