Dildo decorations in my dorm room [F]

To the non-Reddit world, I am as innocent and pure as they come. I’m the sweet, funny, and naive girl who everyone knows can bring a laugh and smile upon their faces. However, that is clearly not the case. No one who knows me (except my best friend) can even fathom me thinking or doing anything remotely sexual. Despite me being a virgin, I am very slutty. It took a while for me to be ok with that, but now I love this part of myself! It wasn’t always easy, but I learned how to finesse my way through it.

My roommate Hailey is wonderful and pretty sexual herself, but she is always worrying about me. If she knew even a quarter of the things I’ve done, she would have an actual heart attack and think I’m being manipulated. A couple months ago, I had just recently started masturbating with my very first dildo ever. A cute pink silicone dildo that was 5 inches long and skinny. I loved masturbating with my dildo and I was always careful to make sure my roommate never saw it. I knew her schedule well, so I always made sure to have it out when she was gone. She wouldn’t be back for a while, so I took it out to clean it while playing some music.

Well, I guess she finished her meetings that day early because next thing I know she walks into my room and sees my pink dildo just happily sitting out on my dresser while I was cleaning it. She just looked at me confused and shocked. She asked me what is a dildo doing on my dresser. Fuck. I needed to come up with something. Masturbating is fine, but I did not want to go into the long drawn out conversation that was awaiting me. I decided to do the only logical thing: use a scapegoat and lie.

I turned towards Hailey without missing a beat. I laughed it off and told her that I lost a bet to my best friend and had to keep the dildo as a dorm decoration for the whole semester. My best friend Keith is across the country, so she couldn’t really confront him about it even though she knew of him. Her knowing how sexual my best friend is, she started to laugh and said that is so typical of him. I told her I was cleaning it so that it wouldn’t get dusty. She laughed and said of course I would never use them. I couldn’t believe that actually worked!

I knew I would be ordering way more toys in the future, so I decided to use this opportunity to my advantage. I told her he may “send” me more as a joke so don’t be surprised if she sees more. She nodded her head with a giggly sigh and told me that I have interesting friends. Now, I have 3 dildos lined up still on my dresser, and she is still none the wiser. Hailey is smart, but just like everyone else I am not capable of stuff like that. Maybe one day she’ll catch me using them!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/fm7ysp/dildo_decorations_in_my_dorm_room_f