I’m in my thirties now, but thought it would be fun to share some of my stories from the past. Hopefully someone can find it funny, informative or just entertaining. A bit about myself. I’m asian, love white girls, mostly dated asian girls because that seems to be all I can get. I’m jealous of tall people and especially white guys that easily get white girls.
When I was around 24 years old, I was throwing house parties every 2-4 weeks. I rent a room in a house with my brother and cousins. One of us had this gifted ridiculous traditional red and black chinese shirt, and we joked around that if any of us have sex in the house, then that person needs to wear the shirt afterwards.
Each party we had an email signup sheet to collect email addresses from new guests, so they could be invited to the next party.
I had a couple of gal friends that I kept as just friends. I hoped the gal friends would indirectly be wing-men during my parties. One of them was named Jen. She had a pretty face, but she was a bit chubby. No boobs to make up for that weight either. Not much in brains either.
As myspace and facebook was being used during that time I got in touch with a junior high friend by the name of Rob. He ended up attending a few of my parties.
At one of the parties he brings this gorgeous wavy haired ginger also with nice tits, hips and ass. Her name was Rachelle. They were dating and their body language showed it at the party.
I probably had just the right amount of alcohol since I had energy but yet making Rachelle laugh a lot.
I’m a short non-tattoed laid back asian dude and Rob was a 6’3″ tattoo’ed bass guitarist. I had no chance with Rachelle. No way that girl with some guy that tall would want a guy like me.
Most of my gal friends mentioned how hot Rob was. I witnessed at one of my parties Rob get propositioned by an attractive tipsy Brazilian girl, “Oh hey Rob! Take me home tonight!” Rob is totally calm and says sorry no thanks. I’m standing there thinking, holy cow! If that ever happened to me my pants would be off then and there. I’ve never had any girl hit on me, let alone offer sex that easily.
As Rob is still trying to be somewhat polite in rejecting this Brazilian girl, her friend a white girl with huge tits (she’s not as pretty as the Brazilian girl) also tipsy comes up and says “Oh Robbbbbbb. Let me have some Robbbbbb.” My jaw drops. Two girls hitting on him back to back? Just as calm as before he says politely no thanks. I just can’t believe this situation. The Brazilian girl then says “well if one of us can’t have you, can both of us have you? Let’s have a threesome Rob!” At this point, if it was me, i’ll probably ejaculate in my pants right then and there. Cool ass Rob simply replies “sorry ladies, i’m just not in the mood tonight.” My jaw slams through the ground and hits the core of the earth at this point.
A few days later I’m chatting with Rob online talking about how many girls we’ve banged since high school (6 years ago). I didn’t want to say my embarrassing number of 3 or 4, since I figured Rob’s would be a good amount more. Rob actually seemed supportive saying “I’m sure you’ve had a fair amount. Don’t be afraid to tell me.” I tellhim I’m sure he has much more girls than me. I ask him how many girls he’s had. He replies with “around 75”. He then goes and says, “come on i told you, tell me how many girls you’ve banged? i’m sure you’re at least 20 or 30?” At this point I’m thinking “Whoa! what a lucky guy!”
Ok back to the Rob with Rachelle party. If I remember correctly I was just being an outgoing joking cocky person and it just made Rachelle laugh so much. At the time I thought maybe she was trying to just laugh a lot and show a fun personality to Rob.
After the party I went through the email sign up list and searched for Rachelle’s email. Found it! Then used that email and searched myspace. Found her, friend request with message sent! Less than 24 hrs later, she accepted and replied about how much fun she had at the party. I messaged back with a bit of extra outgoing-ness letting her know I normally throw these parties every few weeks so it would be great to see her “pretty face” there too. She replies “Yeah I can’t wait to see your sexy self again too, xoxo Rachelle”. I’m so suprised at this reply! I’m actually nervous! How do I play this angle?!?! Or is she just always this nice? Wait, but isn’t she with Rob?
I send her a message asking about her and Rob’s situation. She replies that they dated but they are just friends now. So then I turn the conversation into fun chat asking her about movies that she likes, places she likes to go, etc.
I check out Rachelle’s profile pictures on myspace and noticed that she has some pictures where she’s a bit chubby. I’m guessing the photos were just a few years ago and she lost some weight and she’s looking great now.
I message Rob asking if he would might if hit on Rachelle. He says go for it, and then he asks about Jen. I told him that she’s single and go for it, I never dated Jen anyways. Wow the indirect wing-men strategy actually worked?!
Sometime later my friends and I question Jen how the relationship with Rob is going. She disappointingly says “He’s dirty and a jerk!” We ask “he’s a jerk? what does he do?” Jen says he doesn’t go out of his way to go see her, is selfish and doesn’t wash his nether region very well. All of us were grossed out and asked “Then why are you dating him?” Remember that I mentioned Jen was a bit chubby. She replied “My friends are so envious of me!!! All of them ask me how did I land such a hot guy. I feel so cool!!!”
Back to Rachelle… During the upcoming days after contacting Rachelle on myspace, our conversation go from flirtation to sexy:
– she doesn’t believe in spitting after a blowjob.
– she likes to wear lingerie but she has an issue of ever re-wearing the same item twice. So she’ll make an effort to just look for new lingerie to show the person she’s dating.
– she’s horny often, she needs a sexually active guy.
– she has a technique to swallow cum and not have the taste affect her that much. She just holds the cum in her mouth for about 30 seconds before she swallows and it doesn’t cause her to gag.
In-between the conversation she flirts saying compliments and hitting on me some more.
All the while, I can’t believe this is happening.
Rachelle mentioned how horny our chat as made her, and that she’d let me do whatever I want to her next time we saw each other. At that point I made plans and chatted with her on a need-to basis, hoping not to screw things up. I even told her that I thought she was so hot that I wouldn’t last long in bed (but I knew that would be true because she was a gorgeous white girl)
I schedule a strategic small party so that I can invite Rachelle over and hope to get lucky. Honestly I remember thinking there’s still no way this is all going to work out. I invite a few friends including Jen, but I purposely don’t invite Rob.
On the day of the party, Rachelle shows up. The party group is sitting around drinking and talking. I forget what it was, but I mention to Rachelle, there’s something in my room that I wanted to show her. Without hesitation she says okay and we head to my room.
We get into my room and we chat for a short short time. I go to kiss her and she moves in instantly. I close the door to my room and she just seems so comfortable. I go back to kissing her and work off her shirt. She has this sexy pink bra on. I’m infatuated with boobs and she had a nice rack!!! My heart was beating so hard and fast. I was so nervous.
I continued to take off her bra and enjoyed her luscious boobs and nipples. I take her pants off and position myself to eat her out. She spreads her legs and she seems so turned on. (remember my nervousness, i just couldn’t believe everything happening) Her underwear comes off faster than I can remember the color of it. I eat her out and the taste is fantastic, nothing outputting at all! It feels like only seconds and she’s already saying “I’m about to cum!” At this point I feel like a champion! I think I make her cum a couple of times. Now it’s a good time to mount her because I’m hard as a rock.
As I approach missionary position, I can she her in all her glory. Legs spread, shaved pussy, big boobs, great nipples, gorgeous face, long red curvy hair and her hands reaching for my hips so she can thrust me into her. She pulls me into her and I bring my face to her neck so I can smell her and kiss/nibble on her neck. I use one hand to reach for a boob and go for what seriously feels like only a few seconds. I tell her “oh my god, i’m about to cum already”
She really wants swallow my cum, she dismounts me and has me lay down so she can finish me off. She starts sucking on me and quickly she starts deepthroating!!! Holy mackerel! I cum so quick! Sure enough she does her technique, hold the cum in her mouth for about 30 seconds before swallowing.
Stupid stupid me, i say “Sorry for not lasting so long”, for some reason it looked like Rachelle’s face went from interested to not-interested. I shut up now. I felt like if i would of just played it cool and said something fun like “oh i can’t wait to fuck you again, i’ll last longer and i’ll get to enjoy your boobs for longer”, but nooooo, i said sorry in such a pathetic way!
I look over at my closet and I see that ridiculous traditional chinese shirt. I couldn’t get myself to put on the shirt, I already felt like something wasn’t going well with Rachelle.
We get our clothes on and walk out to the party. Rob is there with Jen. Rob says to me “How’d my dick taste?” It took me a few seconds to actually hear it. My cousin’s facial reaction to that comment was just so much that I focused more on that then Rob’s comment. I think Rachelle sighed and wanted to leave. So we walked outside and talked for awhile.
The days following Rachelle seemed to be less and less interested in me.
Stupid stupid me, one night I ask her if she used to be a lot fatter. She acts if she doesn’t know what I’m talking about. I’m guessing I struck a wrong chord with that question.
Things ended shortly after.
A summary of the story for myself:
– asian guy gets hot white girl
– short guy wins a girl over tall popular guy
– be confident with girls even if it’s a lie to yourself
– it’s probably not smart to ever talk about a girl’s weight
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/53fiiq/stupid_asian_guy_me_gets_hot_white_girl