My wife and I use two methods of birth control.
She takes the pill, and, most of the time, I use a condom when we have sex.
One night, we were making love when my condom slipped out inside of her.
The funniest thing about it is that neither of us felt it. I remember us both being really tired that night, yet, we managed to have sex before passing out on the bed.
The next morning, we woke up and went about our daily routines.
Two days later, she said she started to feel a little ‘off’ and experienced abdominal pains and just didn’t feel like her usual self.
She put it down to indigestion because she had been having a pretty stressful week and wasn’t eating the right foods.
But then the pain worsened and I knew it wasn’t your average case of indigestion.
When the pain did not subside a few days later, and she said she noticed a foul-smelling discharge and light bleeding from her vagina, I knew something was dreadfully wrong. I thought her fucking period had come early but that didn’t seem possible, then she thought she had a urinary tract infection because there was also a bit of discomfort when she pissed. Worried, I told her she needs to book an appointment with her doctor.
She asked her all kinds of questions about her personal hygiene, menstrual cycle and sex life and then she told her that she wanted to physically examine her.
After some poking around, she told her that she could feel something in her vagina.
She asked her if she’d forgotten to take her tampon out but my wife told her that she didn’t wear tampons.
Next thing I knew, she went in with a pair of forceps and then, finally, she pulled something out – it was the condom from the other night.
Jesus Christ, nothing is safe anymore in this anti Christian world.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/etugjr/mf_lost_my_condom_inside_my_wifes_vagina
That had nothing to do with religion, it had everything to do with your stupidity.
Yikes. I’m sorry you put your poor wife through that.
No more Magnums!!! ?