A blowjob gone hilariously wrong [MF]

To warn everyone up front, this is probably longer than it should be… also there are plenty of pics on our profile if you want to try to get a visual. This is a 100% true and funny story, hope you like it!

My wife (then fiancé) and her friends used to get together every winter for a thing they called Snow Bunny Bash. They’d go to a nice dinner and then out to the bars to drink, dance, etc. Most of them were married or in serious relationships so it wasn’t to whore around, just to cut loose like they were still in college. A few of them were still single and definitely on the prowl so I knew there would be flirting and wing-woman situations. That’s never bothered me in the least, but I hoped it would get her wound up and ready for some steamy sex when I got home…

Anyway,they would rotate through the towns they all lived in, and this year everyone was coming to our town. At the time, I managed the valet at an upscale club (I know, great career choice, but don’t worry, I now have a normal 9-5 like an adult), my wife suggested that after they bar hopped, they should end up at my club. I thought this was a perfect idea because i knew all the cab drivers that regularly worked the club so I could get them a couple of vans when they were ready without having to worry about them being creepy. This was before Uber/Lyft/etc.

When I got to work, I reserved them a table and put them on the VIP list. I also told a few buddies that were bartenders that they were coming in. They were always good about hooking us up when we were in there and we tipped well so it was a good trade off.

Work was fairly uneventful until they showed up a little before 11:00. The club was busy but not out of control, just a typical Saturday night. We parked both of their cars up front, they chit-chatted with us a little bit and went inside.

An hour or so later, my wife Sara emerged from the bar looking for me. She was very tipsy at this point and told me that their conversations had gotten sexual in nature and they had come to the conclusion that I was the most well endowed of their husbands, which naturally made me feel like a million bucks! I wish I could tell you I pulled it out and all of them took turns on it, but this is real life so that definitely didn’t happen. I laughed it off and she went back inside to find her friends.

About 1:00 they all came out together and wanted a cab, but none of my regular drivers were available so I wanted them to wait in her car. This was a poor decision on my part… Six women in their mid 20’s that were all completely hammered piled into her SUV to wait. That’s when the shit show ensued.

My wife’s friends Jessica and Katie were the ring leaders.

Sara rolled down the window and yelled out to me, I looked over and she started laughing and the window went back up. I shook my head sheepishly and went back to working, but then it happened again. This time it was Jessica and Katie who were yelling at me, at the top of their lungs:

“Sara told us you had a big dick and that she’s going to give you the best blowjob you’ve ever had when you get home!!”

My face turned red, I was embarrassed and proud all at the same time. If I hadn’t been working, there would’ve been zero embarrassment. But I had two women in front of me waiting on their car to arrive so I was trying to maintain some level of professionalism and act like I couldn’t hear them. They snickered and asked if I knew the girls yelling. I said I didn’t, but they called me out pretty quick since the girls were calling me by name and I was wearing a name tag. I didn’t know what to say so I just kinda smiled and shrugged. My employees were getting a kick out of the whole situation. Sara was laughing so hard I thought she was going to cry or pass out.

I walked up to the car and said something like, “shut the fuck up! Y’all are crazy! I’m at work!” I wasn’t mad in the least, but I WAS working and they were calling a lot of attention to themselves.

This repeated itself a few times until finally I walked up to Sara and told her their cab was just a minute or two out but if they yelled again, I was getting a blow job the minute I got home no matter what time it was.

She laughed and promised it wouldn’t happen again, but I hadn’t taken two steps when I heard the window roll down and Katie and Jessica repeated a similar version of what they already said.

I looked back at Sara and she was still dying laughing.

“Ok, it’s happening now. You better be awake when I get home!”

Right then, the cab showed up and they piled into it and left. I finished up my shift and my guys were giving me all kinds of good natured ribbing about what had just happened. I took it in stride because now at least I knew I was getting my dick sucked when I got home.

I finally got home around 3:00, Jessica and Katie were passed out in the guest bedroom. Sara and the other two girls staying at our place were still awake, but ready for bed. Sara said she was just waiting for me to get home.

“Good”, I said. “Because you’ve got something you need to do”

The other two girls giggled as me and Sara went off the the bedroom. She was being a good sport about the whole thing and said that she was actually pretty turned on by talking to her friends about me. I could see how tired she was and I appreciated her waiting up, because I was definitely turned on thinking about all of her friends talking about my cock.

Sara loved to give head (still does) and she was very talented. It’s one of the many reasons I married her. (??)This blowjob probably wouldn’t take too long given her skill level and my level of horniness.

She pushed me back on to the bed and pulled down my pants and boxers and went right to town. She was laying on her stomach, head bobbing up and down taking me as far as she could. She pulled it out and slapped herself on the tongue with the head of my cock, she knows that drives me wild.

She licked me from base to tip and then put the whole thing in her mouth and picked up the pace, it felt amazing… and just when I was ready to cum something changed.

She started going slower and getting a little toothy and then she stopped altogether. I was so confused at first, but I looked down and her eyes were shut.

“Sara?”, i said tapping her on the head…

“Sara… SARA!!”

Her head shot up and she looked at me, clearly disoriented. She had indeed fallen asleep mid blowjob with a mouthful of my cock!

Confusion turned to embarrassment as she slowly came to the realization of what she just did. Now it was my turn to laugh. I wasn’t even mad at all about having blue balls, I was too amused by just what happened and also knowing that I’d have this story to tell the rest of our lives!

Fast forward ten years later to today, we’re still happily married and I still laugh every time this story comes up!

By the way, no one should worry, I got my blowjob the next night and it was worth the wait!

Hope everyone enjoyed!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/eqkaiv/a_blowjob_gone_hilariously_wrong_mf