My friends had a 3 way on my couch. In front of me.

Senior year is about to start and I wanna spend as much time with my friends as possible.

I train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu with my friend (we’ll call her Jasmine) because shes like my sister. She introduced me to her boyfriend Jack and their friend Alice.

Jasmine, Jack, and Alice are pretty cool and chill people. We had spent the past 5 weekends hanging out, doing young adult stuff, sleeping in cars together(just sleeping nothing more)

Cool friendship right!

God no.

So I have them come to my house for the 2nd time. Right away Jasmine and Alice are all “Lets make out as a joke ha ha”

Jack was like “What?? Noooo waayy” and at first I thought he was being real but now I know it was a setup.

So later the 3 of them get drunk which I personally dont like to get drunk.

So we go in the hot tub, come out, go upstairs, and the whoolleee night Alice kept talking about wanting to make out with Jasmine! So finally Jack and I were like “Fuck it. Just do it”

Immediately Jasmine and Alice go at it. Like caged dogs finally getting to run. Im talking lip biting, arched back, moaning, hair pulling. It was so lustfull that I couldnt even find it attractive. (Note: Jasmine has been considered my family for like 5 years at this point so it was even more awkward)

Jack then joins in, and the 3 of them are having this crazy make out sesh.

They asked me to join but I refused. This was some white ppl shit.

So im like “go to the fucking back couch please! If someone walks in we’re screwed”

Oh… did I mention my 12 yr old brother was in the next room over, my 10yr old little sister awake downstairs with my sleeping step mom and Au Pair with an infant baby in the room across the hall? Yeah.

So im just jammin to some tunes to take my mind off what was happening. I look back and Jasmines shirt is off, Alice is making out with her while kissing/playing with her tits and Jack is hip thrusting like a mad man.

So now im hearing moaning, smacking sounds, seeing naked people, all while everyone in my house is awake. Im freaking out. Im witnessing white people at their primal state, questioning how life could turn like this and just seeing my step mom walk in to say goodbye in her Police uniform and seeing them. “Will my freinds get arrested? Will I ever be trusted? Can they be trusted?”

So after they finish, we go outside and I get really. Reaaalllyy. Reeeeeaaalllyyyy stoned. Alice is all over the ground saying “Jasmine lets fuck” over and over and over and over again.

We go inside, Alice and Jasmine talk and are gonna let Jack smash them both, when suddenly the night gets even worse!

Alice pukes all over my couch.

The three-way vibe was killed but now I had a whole new beast.

Alice throws her self on me in a slur of “ermagahdumsosrryplsdonthatemeplsplsimsosrryillhelpyou” By now im so stoned that im spiritually connected to another dimension and im angry. I threaten to choke Alice too sleep if she doesnt lay in the corner, and Jasmine knows I will so she takes her to the corner.

While this happened, Jack goes to the bathroom to puke and wakes the baby up across the hall! So I cover the puke on the couch, put away the cleaning supplies, and wait exactly 45mimutes in the dark with nothing but the sound of silence to wait for the baby to fall asleep. Scared(and stoned) shitless that someone will walk in. Thankfully no one did and by now Jack is passed out, Jasmine looks guilty, and Alice is puking in a trash can.

I cleaned everything, no one found out, but now im left with that awkward feeling.

After that night I got hit with the bullshit “I didnt know what I was doing. It was just fun. We would never do that stuff” hahaha just this past weekend they tried some similar stuff at someone elses house! So im pretty sure this was setup, or theyre just freaks.

Long story short: Friends Jasmine, Alice, and Jack had a 3 way in my house full of family, Alice pukes, I cleaned that pile on some God level shit, Jack and Alice are cut from my social life, and Jasmine has been “gym friend zoned” meaning we are only friends inside our gym. No where else.

True story so lemme know your thoughts on it!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/51rqqw/my_friends_had_a_3_way_on_my_couch_in_front_of_me