I am so glad I am finding all these subreddits so I can get some things off my chest that no one or few people know. Years ago I (m42) finally lost my virginity to a prostitute. I was 24 years old when all my friends had been laid and of course bragged about it. I was as green as gras, women came not from Venus but from a whole different dimension. In other words, I never managed to find a girl let alone kiss or have sex with one. And I was so bloody horny all the time..
Somewhere in the summer my parents (I still lived in the parental house back then) went on a vacation to a park with holiday houses. I stayed at home, enjoying my freedom. On the last full day of my parents holiday I decided I was sick and tired of being a virgin. In the local newspaper there often were ads from escort-agencies in the neighbourhood. So full of nerves I called one up, I think it was the biggest in the region. The lady on the phone was very nice. She asked what I wanted (a young and slim girl) and we arranged a time in the evening. I already had a boner thinking about it.
Quickly I went to the local shopping mall to get some cash money. When I came home the voicemail light of the home-phone flickered. My mother… “Hello, we decided to come back this evening instead of tomorrow morning, love, mum.” At which point I totally freaked out. F*******ck…. I had to call off the escort agency or my parents. Quickly I decided to go for the latter. But that was not easy. Mobile phones were not as common as they now are and my parents did not have one. Only way to reach them was through the reception of the holiday park. So I rang them up and asked if they could get a message to my mother to call me asap. Ok… And I waited. And waited. After 1.5 hour on the edge of a nervous breakdown I rang them again saying this was an EMERGENCY. That got them going. Soon my mother was on the phone, I could hear my father grumbling in the background. “Yes hello mum, uhmm… Could you do me a favour and come back tomorrow just as originally planned please?” “Why then?” “Uhmm… I have someone coming over here tonight.” “Oh? A friend?” “Something like that.” “Oh, a girlfriend?” “Uhrr.. Something like that.” “Oh! Someone I know?” “I don’t think so mum.” At that point the light bulb above her head slowly went on. This is what she literally said: “Oooh… It isn’t a W H O R E (she spelled the letters) right?” ” Uhmmmm…. I am afraid it is mum.” Then she did one of the best things ever. She had a quick chat in the background with my father and spoke the golden words: “Ok, we are going to come back tomorrow then.” Ahhhh… I was so relieved..
Later that evening the doorbell rang and to my relief and delight a beautiful girl stood there. I still remember her name (of course a fake one), Agnes and she came from Lithuania. She was around my age back then, slender with fitting tits and a total professional. Unfortunately I was nervous as hell, had a raging boner but couldn’t cum (because of the nerves), very frustrating. I plowed her (sadly was not allowed to kiss her) for about an hour when she had enough. When she was gone I managed to jerk off and finally have my orgasm.
A week later I sat in the car with my father when he suddenly asked “And???” “And what?” “How was it last week with that prostitute??” “Oh dad… Other subject please..”
When you like this story let me know, maybe I will tell about my second time, also with a prostitute and quite hilarious.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/eh3k50/mf_lost_my_virginity_to_a_prostitute
Ah man that’s cool but a bit embarrassing your parents knew you had a hooker. Definitely want to hear part 2
This is definitely my favorite story on this entire sub, and your parents deserve an award
I call this story bs
The part where you had to jack it in order to reach orgasm makes my dick soft
Part 2 needed lol
Cool parents
Yup. Thats about par for the course when you lose your virginity. None of your friends would have revealed that little secret though.