Alexandra, or Alex for short, was a beautiful girl. She had pale skin, big blue eyes that stared right into your soul, thick, silky brown hair, and pouty lips that were perfect for sucking on…things. Her boobs were 34D and did not sag, her pussy was smooth and hairless, and her ass was round and pink.
You could say that she was a girl who had it all, and you wouldn’t be far off. However, there was one thing that she didn’t have, one thing she was desperate for. That thing? A place to empty her aching bladder.
You see, Alex had been out drinking with a stoner friend, and both girls had sucked several cocks the night before. After they were too tired to keep partying, they crashed on some couches in a frat house.
But now, it was 7 AM in the morning, and Alex had been awakened by the throbbing pain in her bladder. She had to get her relief, and soon!
The only problem was that she was wearing nothing but a thong, since she had not had a bra on under her dress (she liked to excite boys with her nipple poke), and she had taken off her dress before going to bed, since she didn’t want it to get wrinkled. Since she and her friend were the only ones in the room, and since she was a naughty girl, she didn’t mind too much.
But she didn’t know where the frat’s bathroom was, and she didn’t want to go poking around topless. Putting her dress back on wasn’t an option, since her friend had rolled over it in her sleep, and Alex didn’t want to wake her up. She may have been slutty, but she wasn’t a nasty bitch.
So Alex, as quietly as she could, walked out into the hallway, with her amazing titties on full display. Fortunately for her, no boys were out there, since frat boys are lazy motherfuckers and it was 7 AM.
Alex tried several doors, but they were all just bedrooms with drunken, passed-out, alpha male frat boys in them. One guy was completely nude, and she saw his massive uncut cock sticking out, since he had kicked the blankets off in the middle of the night.
Alex was getting desperate, and considered relieving herself onto the floor, but just then, she was his laundry basket was full of clothes. She didn’t want to piss on the floor, since it wasn’t carpeted, and therefore the piss would be loud and leave a puddle, but this laundry basket held a lot of promise, since it was full of clothes that would absorb the piss, and it wouldn’t be noise to piss on them.
So Alex removed her panties, leaned back, spread her legs, and put her pointer and middle fingers into a v shape, which she then used to pull up on her desperate pussy, and started peeing all over his clothing. She pissed for almost a minute, and let out a deep and contented sigh when she was done.
She then felt a massive fart coming on, and decided it would be funny to go over to the sleeping frat boy and let it rip in his face, and so she did just that. “PFFFFFFFT!” It was loud and smelled atrocious, like rotting eggs mixed with alcohol and onions, but he didn’t wake up, because his drunken stupor was so deep.
She then felt a little bad about doing that to him, so she decided she would give him a little compensation, in the form of a kiss on the tip of his prick. She then began to suck it, paying extra attention to his frenulum, since it’s the most sensitive part of the penis. Within 90 seconds, he came into her mouth, and she swallowed it all and licked him clean. He grunted in his sleep.
She decided to leave him a lasting gift, and picked up her panties from in front of the laundry bin, wiped her (by now sopping wet) pussy on them, and then wrapped them around his dick.
She then tiptoed back to the room she was sleeping in, a masturbated her wet pussy for 3 hours, until her friend finally woke up, and saw her nude with a sopping pussy and smelled her juices…
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/e7d4id/f_piss_blowjob_alexandra_gets_her_relief