SO! I’ll set the scene. I was living at my girlfriends house with her mother. Now I had just come home from work and I got a note that that was left for me on the table and it read like this “Hey babe just at work. I finish at 6. We can have dinner and I’ve got a little surprise for you xoxo”. So I watched tv until she come home, we had dinner and I asked her what her surprise was. She lead me to the bedroom, ripped off my pants and told me to lay down. She then started to give me a hand job… I was thinking oh okay sweet, don’t have to do it myself tonight, cool. When I was ready to blow she could sense it in her spidey senses or some shit because she then swung it upwards toward my face and it just went all up my stomach reaching my face. I think it’s fair to say that I was angry at her for the rest of the night and the shower after it was a fucking nightmare. She’s also mow my ex and I don’t think she has reddit so I feel like I’m pretty safe telling this story here! Thanks for reading guys and gals :p
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/dl0nxo/m_the_time_i_came_in_my_own_face
Omg did you break up with her for this? Or something else? LOL
So what? Its yours. Why did It make you mad? In college, I used to be able to do that, fire off a shot that goes a few feet, but as you get older that diminishes for some. It’s hot.