So the other night we were bored and went on omegle to try and have some conversations with people. Some were great, but like half the people we got connected to were just cocks getting stroked. For most of them we just laughed at them and skipped so we could talk to an actual person. But towards the end my girlfriend apparently got fed up and told me not to skip for now. She did the one moment gesture towards the cam, got up, turned around and got down on all fours. Then she pulled down her shorts, reached back and pulled her panties aside. The guy on the other end was like “oh yeah baby you’re so hot” etc while jerkin his dick, thinking he’s gonna get some. When all of a sudden my girlfriend said “listen closely, you’re gonna like this” right before letting out the loudest fart i’ve ever heard someone produce. The guy went wtf, cursed her out and disconnected. I was so bewildered by that whole scene because neither is my girlfriend someone who would usually do this (sort of a nevernude) but also have I never heard her fart in the entire year of dating her.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/131dute/mf_my_girlfriend_ripped_a_fart_on_omegle