During the process of my divorce we decided to divest our shared assets and walk away from each other. It was down to the vehicle, which I didn’t want and had to get a new one. I went back home for a break and to complete this transaction and in the midst of it reached out on dating apps for fun in the meantime. She had made a post wanting a muscle dude with a nice beard. So of course I shoot and say I may not have a beard but I have a uniform. And of course that somehow worked. And once we swapped SFW pics and chitchatted we had a time and date setup that was convenient for both of us. She was average height and chubby with a nice perky chest, red hair, and blue eyes. Best of all she was on the pill, preferred creampies, and was into being manhandled.
I enter her apartment and she’s wearing a very green silk robe, and nothing else. I can tell she’s pretty into me because her nipples are erect and as she welcomes me in I plant a kiss on her lips and she leads me the short way to her bedroom (hey I know this game it’s my playbook!) I strip down and she just slinks off her robe (sans wizard hat) most sexily. As she lays on the bed I kiss her lips and make my way down to between her thighs to eat her pussy.
Not wanting to waste time I just bury my face between her thighs and my lips and tongue go straight for her under lips and her clit. She tussles my hair in her fingertips as her head arches back in bliss. After I feel her getting sufficiently wet I climb on top of her for the slipperiest sex. I didn’t count on her being dripping wet but she told me as I slipped in she says she’s been teasing herself for quite a time and she gets super wet when she’s turned on. By “super wet” it feels like someone has dumped a glass of warm water all over my cock and balls. She looks slightly embarrassed and I lean in to kiss her and tell her how turned on I am because, holy shit, it’s super wet ball slapping sex. I pick up her legs and start to pound her hard while I watch her body jiggle and sway until I cum hard and deep inside her. As I’m cumming she wraps her legs around me and breathless she keeps me inside her and we make out.
We get up and she gives me a tour of her apartment and we go over her life and I watch her move and jiggle in her robe as we take breaks making out all over her apartment. I excuse myself to use her restroom and before I can use it there’s a pair of beady eyes staring me down.
**MEOW**
I guess this pussy is pissed I fucked it’s mom. It’s okay, at least when I leave it isn’t for a pack of smokes and scratchoffs. The cat runs off scared of the naked man with a half erection needing to pee. When I come out she’s playing with her kitty (nonsexual) and I see the box of cat toys. Well I indulge myself and I get out the little cat lure and start to tease it. She giggles and laughs at the naked man playing with her kitty. I get bored and sit down on her couch and she immediately slides off to give me head to make me hard again. When I have my erection back she climbs on top of me, gets into a frog stance and starts to grind and bounce on me. I start to lick and tease her nipples and I squeeze her boobs hard as she moans and grinds harder and bounces so hard the couch starts to creak and give.
She hops off with a huff and grabs my hand. She throws her robe off and gets on her bed on all fours. Her head lays down as her ass is presented and she says to me “fuck me and pull my hair”. Not one to deny someone pleasure I do exactly as she wants and her bedroom is filled with the sounds of my super wet balls slapping against her pussy while her hand plays with her clit and my hand is full of her fiery goodness. In the corner I spot her kitty giving herself a bath and it and I lock eyes in the most weird way.
It stares at me with the intense fury that it just sent Satan a direct request to make my life a living hell.
I disregard the lamentations of a creature half in/half out of our world and continue to pound the incredibly sexy woman that’s soaking my crotch until she’s begging to have me fill her. I spank her ass as she yelps and I grab her hips to thrust hard inside to shoot my load deep inside her. She grunts hard and grabs my hand as she feels me filling her red velvet cake with creme frosting. We lay in bed for a while until she remarks she has work tomorrow. And I understand this and collect my things like the out of town hookup that I am, kiss her, and leave. I eyeball the cat in the background and move on back home for a shower and rest.
**Cat-clusion**
Nothing of note happened to me that I didn’t cause for myself after this event, so I surmise the feline train of thought was nothing substantial nor detrimental to my life. She ended up scoring a much better job and that meant moving out of town to a totally different state. We had kept up some semblance of erotic snapchats and sexting but it cooled off to a dry text or two and we simply stopped communicating.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/12lpxgo/mf_i_filled_her_kitty_then_played_with_her_kitty
Kudos for working in both a Bloodninja *and* Constantine reference.