[MF] Never fuck in the driver’s seat

This is more of a humorous story as opposed to a horny one. Something to laugh at.
When I was 19 and was with my first ever girlfriend, I passed my driving test. So as a mini celebration, we decided to drive out into the countryside and fuck in the car. This was also the first time either of us had done something like that.
So we found a nice secluded spot. We wanted a bit of risk, so we weren’t a million miles away from civilisation. But far enough.
For some reason, we thought it would be a good idea to fuck in the driver’s seat…Spoiler: this was not a good idea.
We got naked, I even pushed the chair back a bit to allow room. She got on top of me and we were kissing, fondling etc. Once we got really into it, she lowered herself onto me and began riding. We were both excited and into it that she went pretty fast pretty soon.
After about half a minute of her riding me, something hit the steering well. I don’t know if it was her ass, my leg, whatever. Something hit it and set the horn off. Extremely loudly at about 1:00 in the morning. Except instead of just setting off the horn, it got stuck or something (to this day, I don’t completely know what happened). It kept going, and going and going. There’s no way somebody didn’t hear it. So there we are, completely naked, panicking on the front seat while she’s trying to get off my dick as quick as possible. Once she does, we’re trying to stop the horn. Hitting the wheel again, turning on the engine, whatever I could think of. After what was probably about 20 seconds, it stopped. (Felt more like 20 minutes). I’ve never gotten dressed so quickly in my life. Drove straight home before the police or whoever showed up. I haven’t ever, and never will have sex in the driver’s seat of a car ever again in my life.
I can look back and laugh about it now. At the time, it was pretty traumatising. Kept expecting police to rock up at my parents house for about a week after it happened.
So that’s the story. Moral: ALWAYS use the backseat.

As always, thanks for reading.
Your Voyeuristic Gentleman

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/11v6zar/mf_never_fuck_in_the_drivers_seat