{This is the first chapter in a series of erotic shorts. For a full list of the chapters, and other original Reddit posts, check out the pinned post on my profile u/rvaanonguy1}
Dear Andy,
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy. Wow.
Writing your name instead of your nickname doesn’t make you tougher or intimidating.
Let me tell you: that letter is not what you want to write to keep a woman.
Look, Manny is boring. But he holds doors open. He’s sweet. He is a bit try-hard macho at times, but it’s not toxic like you can be. He’s respectful. If that’s boring, then boring is fucking hot. Boring can fuck me any time he wants.
That said, it isn’t Manny you need to worry about. Worry about Scott. It’s Scott’s thick, dark cock you’ve been jacking off to all these years, jealous that it fucked your wife before you could, as you said, “lock that down.”
Oh… Wait… She’s fucking Manny. I guess you never really “locked that down.”
I guess I should have mentioned two things: 1. This isn’t Tamara. 2. That you left with your letter box isn’t empty.
Anyway, you shouldn’t worry about Scott because he gave her the last thigh-thundering orgasms she had in the last few years. You should worry about him because he’s a divorce lawyer. I mean, she has seen him recently, but he hasn’t been bending her over his desk if you know what I mean. (Bet you’d like it if he was, huh? Bet your cock just got a little hard from that one sentence too. Don’t get too hard though.)
She’s a big girl; I don’t think she’s worried about a messy divorce.
However, I always liked you. That’s why I showed you the videos in the first place. That’s why I “accidentally” sent you nudes during your wedding reception. That’s why we’ve been sporadically hooking up ever since. I don’t just let anyone fuck my ass, coat me in cum, call me his “side-slut,” and am still able to keep a straight face when his wife asks me to come by and feed her cat.
But, you aren’t perfect. You need discipline. You need to learn some fucking respect. And I’m going to teach you.
Now, Andrew, put that cock cage on. Then come to the bedroom. It’s time you stopped worrying about Tamara and started learning to respect your new girlfriend.
Your New Love,
Brynn
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/11vm0mv/a_series_of_letters_brynn_1_29f_31m_30f_33m