A friend recently suggested this, and I haven’t written anything in a while. But what if you could add a ‘special’ request to that note field when local dad delivers your order fundraiser cookies? Maybe he’s here to put a little chunk in your chocolate? A little… brittle in that peanut butter? (I’ll workshop these)
Name: Abbi’s mum
Number of boxes of cookies: 2
Promo code: ROOSTERCALL
Time: 8:15-8:30am
Notes for delivery: I have fifteen minutes. Use the side door, I’ll be waiting in the garage. I want you to bend me over the washing machine and fuck me senseless during the spin cycle. Pull my hair and tell me I’m pretty in sweatpants.
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Name: Gwenneth’s mom
Number of boxes of cookies: 5
Promo code: ROOSTERCALL
Time: 11:30am
Notes for delivery: USE FRONT DOOR, REMOVE SHOES PLEASE. ORAL ONLY. WILL BE WAITING IN DOWNSTAIRS LIVING ROOM ON SMALLER SOFA.
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Name: Sativa’s mum
Number of boxes of cookies: 10
Time 12:30
Notes for delivery: Josh took the kids to visit his mom so we have the house to ourselves. I’m so excited and can’t wait to see you.
Firstly I want you on the kitchen table. I’ll be doing the dishes and I want you to come in and grab me, just start kissing me passionately and then we fuck right there in the kitchen. You don’t even bother to take off my clothes, just rip my underwear aside cause we’re so desperate to do it.
Then we’ll take a sexy shower together. Just take it real slow, have some wine. Make out on the bed and the second time will be real slow. I’ll explore your body with my tongue and you’ll knead my ass with your hands. We’ll be a tangle of limbs and kisses and tease and taste until we’re both so desperate and needy that we just HAVE to have each other.
I want you to fuck me long and slow and then let me ride you until you cum deep inside me. Afterwards you’ll cuddle with me until I fall asleep. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Name: Si’s mom
Number of boxes of cookies: 3
Time: 4:30pm
Notes for delivery: Dan is getting home around 5:15 so I need you gone before that please! I just really want you to play with my boobs? I’m happy to return the favor, giving fellatio always gets me horniest. Sex is always hotter, my husband says, when he knows there’s been a warm cock in my mouth.
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Name: Brynn’s dad
Number of boxes of cookies: 1
Time: 8:30pm
Notes for delivery: fuck me in the ass so I know those stupid soccer moms ear shit tomorrow.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/11in15y/cocks_and_cookies_mf40sx4mm40s_quickies_cheating
😂😂 loved Brynn’s dad
Wonderfully naughty…perfect for a sleepy suburban neighborhood with too many after school activities for kids but none for parents.